George Noory

Newsflash out of London: Woman pops the Trump baby balloon.

In related news from upstate New York: Alien grays pop Whitley's behymen.

Just kidding, that was popped decades ago.

Best news story I've read in years...

[link to nypost.com (secure)]

Although this introductory paragraph sums it up, you gotta read the hole article. ROFL!!!!...

A Greenwich Village man was allegedly robbed by a date he met on Grindr — but told cops he couldn’t scream for help because he had “a jock strap and ball gag in his mouth,” police sources said Monday.

In speaking about the upcoming topic -- Dark Star theory -- George just said, "We'll jump right into this!"

I'm sure you will, George. I'm sure you will.

As you'd expect, no Comment section after the story. LOL!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon, NY Post... grow a pair and open up a Comments section after that story. Your subscriptions will probably increase.

Some think so . They also like to point out his first wife Maleva did all his technical writings. Including the relativity papers.And he never really had a great moment after that. He spent the balance of his life trying to develop some unified field theory I think.

ever notics how superfhag drudge has no comment section on his internet 0.0 website? and never links to pages that have comments sections?

Interesting

yeah. And the very few times that he does link to an article with a comment section, commenters who are anti-Drudge are quick to point out that the vast majority of the highly partisan comments are present because of the Drudge linking to the article.

For the most special occasions, Jorch wears garlic cologne.

It complements the corn chip smell from his feet.

And the onion odor under his arms.

George is a walking cornucopia of culinary pot pourri.

Washington famously crossed the Delaware to defeat the British.

Jorch, not so famously, crossed the Los Angeles River (dry, in a concrete river bed) in pursuit of a shy shemale.

WE LIVE IN A ELECTRIC UNIVERSE!

He was just giving him a ride. like eddie murphy.

As many of you know, George Ralph Noory is an infamous bone smuggler....

Lol

I wonder where Jarch was at the time this crime was committed. He needs an alibi, 'cuz I'm thinkin' this is right up his alley.

Oh he gave him a ride alright!

Art's living incognito in Mindanao. Like Hitler in Argentina.

Maybe Art got some opioid painkillers laced with fentanyl unbeknownst to him. This doctor is being charged with killing 25 of his patients that way.

'tis a good theory.

Ring the Anal Bell...

Bang the Anal Gong...

Tighten the Anal Noos...oh forget it!

Jorch gave Audie Murphy a ride.

Art just landed in Tel Av*v with a FREE VANUNU shirt on.

he just said that our "soldiers faced a savage fuselage @ Normandy on D-Day??!!" no genius FUSILLADE !!!! Lol haahah a fuselage airplane

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