George Noory

Jorch's guest tonight; a medium who claims to be in touch with the spirit guide of another famous lardass talk show host.

Yep, that's right, it's the Phantom Of The Oprah show....

Hahahahahaha

Here’s Cornelius...

Now I remember why I stopped listening.

Open loins

They're the gateway to the NooryPortal....

Tonight on Coast, Jorch analyses the latest royal rumpus; ie England's Prince Andrew dumps load of BS on BBC interviewer but can't recall dumping load in underage sex slave at Epstein mansion.

Jorch's "penetrating" analysis?

"Ewwwwwww. Sex with a female.... "

Jorch checked into a cheap hotel anonymously under the name Christine Blasey-Chevy.

LOL!!!!!!

Jorch’s singing career began as lead singer for Death Cab For Cutie.

^ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA ^

I believe other guests complained about Christine/Jorch honking their horn into the wee hours....

hahahahahahaha

Jorch’s mentor in the Dao philosophy was named Manchu Dong from Pudong.

Art is a student of the great indian mystic

RamMED DAss

Art bangs loudly on the front door of the QASR AL WATAN Palace and when it opens yells inside

"WHO ORDERED THE PULLED PORK?"

To this day Art is the only person in the Air Force to land a desk on the USS Enterprise .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

hahahahahaahhahahauagfuayaiahahahahahaha

George on lead vocals, Tahmmy on the fiddle...

Taammeeee and Jorch just got back from a "nancy dress" party as Fatman and Rubbin'

Guess who'll be sliding down the Bat Pole into the Bat Cave tonight?





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Jorch's new hideaway in PahRUMP is made from rammed earth.

Jorch rammed it himself....

Like his idol Kanye, Jorch has found religion.

Of a sort.

"Lay" preacher Jorch told his all-male congregation this Sunday he "challenged the Sodomites to yield to temptation" whereupon he promised to "lead them into a moist dark place where they could plant their seed".

His rod and staff would then comfort them.

Confront them. He meant CONFRONT them....

Hahahahahahahahahqh!!!

“Holy jeepers, Batman!... It’s so big and thick!”

“Yes, Boy Wonder... Now take it like a champ.”

LMAO!!!!!!!

^ bwahahahahaaha ^

And;

"take some video for our secret website, www.batballsdeep.com, Alfred"

Hahahahahaahhaahaha!!!