George Noory

Ghey Carl's on the line

Billy Mirror & planet Nibiro

Look for Jorch to star in an upcoming sequel to the hit Bruce Willis franchise, this one to be titled Tryhard.
Which reminds me, how come we haven't seen Jorch nominated for that coveted spot in the Radio Hall of Fame again? Tahmee couldn't be coaxed into getting the academy members drunk and diddling them under the table after the last debacle or what?

Lol

Hahahahahaha

Jorch: "Die Hard? < sigh > If only.... "

^ you better believe it ^

With a blue pill and a half hour's notice, Jorch can put chewing gum on the end of his schmeckle, then thrust so deep Tahhmmeeee can correctly identify the flavor....

LOL!!!

dickie hoaxland jumped ship from c2c when Art started his dark fecal matter network. I believe he still has a show . He won the fake angstrom award you know.

I remember when hoaxland went on c2c one night and cried half the show about donations to his nocturnal emissions website. then the next day they revealed a fancy new redesign . coincidence? remember narry doesn't believe in those.

Art"Gramatica Automatica" Bell

750 pages . lets do this !

You betcha, AC.
It's what Jorch deserves....

Jorch likes to feed Big Tahhmmeeee all the beans and prunes he can stand, then dress up in his old Texaco uniform, bend the big fella over, and "pump gas"....





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Jorch has just been asked to do "warm up" for Creepy Joe Biden.

Poor Jorch, he doesn't realise it's because -- after the crowd hears his language mangling -- it's the only way Joe will sound coherent....

Joe Biden just asked Jorch to be his running mate.

Creepy Joe's exact words were;

"And I like kids on my lap. My hairy legs. My goodness. Talk about meeting world leaders? Angela Merkel; there's a world leader I wouldn't mind "meating" < chuckles in an avuncular fashion > What a doll. And Jorch! Coast To Coast with me? All the kids on our laps we can.... um.... now where was I? Where am I? Who are these people? And why are their television cameras on me?"




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Fucking Paulidies again , Christmas on a cracker .......

Jorch just checked into the Halfway Inn in a ball gown, bouffant blonde wig and full makeup, under the name Mae Worst....

i should call in and ask haddy why nasa fakes those ISS live feeds or why it every time a president announces a return to the moon or a mission to mars the next president cancels the program.

LOL!!!

Hahahahahahaha!!

Anal Paulides

Ask why NASA cuts the ISS feed when anomalous objects appear on video.

Art “Just the tip” Bell

Whitley “I want the whole shaft” Streiber