George Noory

Jorch and Big Tahhmmeeee are working on a movie script along these lines; "The Fat and the (Bi) Curious"

Jorch briefy served in Naval Intelligence.

Aside from his obvious lack of.... intelligence....

Jorch was assigned to a senior officer who was supposed to act as his cover in the event of a mission going wrong.

Jorch kept sneaking back to base and trying to blow his cover....

Matt Fudge

Jorch is writing his autobiography.

So far he has the page numbers.



.... up to 4

^ this! a thousand times THIS! ^

And I believe that instrument could well be the pink oboe, Tahhmmeeee's bed flute, or any random's horn pipe....

Jorch's music producer is also a proctologist.

That way Jorch can get everything he loves "digitally mastered" in one session....

Dr Bi

It's no secret Jorch has been accused of "phoning it in" on C2C for years.

But in 2020 Jorch has pledged to be much more hands-on, to get to the meat, to really drill down.

He's also promised to improve the show as well....

He has pledged to multi-task and will take on both tasks simultaneously.. and even talk as he does it.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

And it’s a picture book. Ages 4 and up.

Hahahahaahahaha

Jarches CB handle is Diesel starfish. He drives the big KW

Jorch wears a thong driving his big-rig. On the cock-cage it says Peterbilt.

And Jorch has a tramp stamp just above his ass crack that says Built For Peter with an arrow pointing down.

With the massive influence of Chinese shipping companies like COSCO and Hanjin doing business in the U.S., Jorch thought it wise to adjust his CB handle accordingly. You can now hear him riding through the night under the name Manchu Dong.

^ this :) ^

^ bwahahahaha ^

True.

In fact, during his Navy service Jorch's cavernous clacker was used to train cave divers....

Jorch still longs for the Navy life.

Sometimes he and Big Tahhmmeeee check into motels under the names Roger the Cabin Boy and Seaman Staines....

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Singing along, at the top of his voice, to his own re-working of the CW McCall classic; new chorus "Looks Like We've Got Ourselves A Gangbang"

Jorch's GRINDR Profile lists his hobbies as figging, felching, fisting and sneaking up behind farm animals (slow moving preferred)

He's listed under his Lebanese birthname; Malestia Arzov....

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In case of alien abduction, Jorch has a medical alert pendant that specifically demands the anal probe....





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