George Noory

Jorch is a member of the Pep Boys — Hanny, Blow, and Jackoff.

He was also a founder member of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Well Hung.... an early, less successful, version of CSN&Y.

They had a modest hit with the highly provocative; "Breach Your Children".

Jorch was chucked out of the band when it was discovered he'd been wearing a nightstick down his jeans on stage....

hahahahahahaah

So I guess Richard Syrup is hosting tonight?
That smooth drippy pancake covering voice.
"Pull up a stool!"
Odd choice of words after a week of Noori shit shows.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

TAHMMY: How was your vacation to England, George?

JORCH: Oh Tom, it was the best! I had some spotted dick over there.

TAHMMY: You don’t say.

JORCH: Yeah. I also tried some of that English pudding.



VERSION 2....

TAHMMY: How was your vacation to England, George?

JORCH: Oh Tom, it was the best! I got spotted dick over there.

TAHMMY: Don’t worry, penicillin will clear that right up.

Cum inside. Hang your coat on a peg. Pull up a stool.

I guess it beats his original intro that theCoast producers made him change...

“Come in. Bend over and get pegged in your stool.”

“You’re among friends..” That’s what they all say after the Cosby date-rape drug starts to take effect on their victim.

Jorch rushed down to the local Lebanese restaurant after he heard they were offering 50% for pita bread.

Disappointment set in after Jorch ordered and ate an entire meal and said, “Ok, I’ll use my discount now.”

“But you didn’t order any pita bread, sir,” exclaimed the waiter.

“Pita bread? I thought it was 50% off for having penis breath!?!”

Well, you have to give Richard Syrup his due.

His own radio show is miles ahead of Noory's broken down circus.

[link to podbay.fm (secure)]

He has some interesting shows to download for free.

Check out "Phone calls from the dead".

I wonder if that includes calls from Coast?

Yet another photo of Tom Brady on Drudge. Jeezus.

Brady is going down tonight. OH and he is playing in the Wild Card Game.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

I think Tom Brady drew in arched eyebrows. Look!!

Giselle’s got him looking like a (gay) model already.

She calls Tom "Peggy"

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Jorch is always striving to improve himself.

In 2020 he plans to follow the lead of astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson by working on Black Holes.

deGrasse Tyson will be conducting research at the Hayden Planetarium at the Rose Center for Earth and Space in NYC.

Jorch will be punching Black Holes in Compton....





Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 01/05/2020 07:01 AM

Whenever he sees a picture of Tom Brady, Jorch is always the first down....

In going through Jorch's trash over the holidays i found a receipt for Tahmmy's Christmas gift....

[link to www.rageon.com (secure)]

it was worth the search to find this but i got soaked in this weird, white gooey substance....

Hahahaahhahagaagagahhaha

Gerald Cilantro tonight. I dare not type his real last name

Jarch brags he bench presses 250lbs with D.K. Metcalf .

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!