Jorch is working on a "Liberace-style" Vegas show for when the C2C gig finally slides into oblivion.

So far he's come up with:

An opening song -- Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran -- sung to the tune of the Beach Boys' Ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-bra Ann.

And an epic closing number where Big Tahhmee -- dressed in drag as Ethel Merman -- pops out of a giant cake, singing There's No Business Like Blow Business. But instead of expressive "jazz hands", The Dudehoister will have explosive "jizz hands".

The show is tentatively titled; Bell End....