International newsman extraordinaire that he is, Jorch still needs the occasional refresher on world events.

This extract was taken from a recent pre-show briefing on the Middle East by Jorch's "companion" and (sperm) Producer, Tahhmm Donghoister.


TD: "So it's vital for oil supplies that we keep open the Strait of Hormuz."

JN: "Straight of Hormuz? Any relation to the Gay from Hermosa? I've opened him up a few times...."

TB: "No, Jorch, this is about a strategic canal"

JN: "I don't know about strategic. But oily passage for sure.... "