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4th Mesa User ID: 38944323 Australia 01/08/2020 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch is working on a "Liberace-style" Vegas show for when the C2C gig finally slides into oblivion. So far he's come up with: An opening song -- Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran -- sung to the tune of the Beach Boys' Ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-bra Ann. And an epic closing number where Big Tahhmee -- dressed in drag as Ethel Merman -- pops out of a giant cake, singing There's No Business Like Blow Business. But instead of expressive "jazz hands", The Dudehoister will have explosive "jizz hands". The show is tentatively titled; Bell End.... Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 01/08/2020 08:22 PM 4th Mesa ~ "Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73885267 United States 01/08/2020 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch is working on a "Liberace-style" Vegas show for when the C2C gig finally slides into oblivion. Quoting: 4th Mesa So far he's come up with: An opening song -- Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran -- sung to the tune of the Beach Boys' Ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-bra Ann. And an epic closing number where Big Tahhmee -- dressed in drag as Ethel Merman -- pops out of a giant cake, singing There's No Business Like Blow Business. But instead of expressive "jazz hands", The Dudehoister will have explosive "jizz hands". The show is tentatively titled; Bell End.... LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28418581 Canada 01/09/2020 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to m.youtube.com (secure)] George Noory was so high from meeting Alex Jones in the flesh that the blood rushed to his penis. He was high, horny and gushing "Absolutely!" To everything the Texas Fatty said that when he glanced a big mud hole, he saw in his demented sex starved mind Tahmee's butthole and did what was natural for him. George dove in head first. They say in Texas that Noory drank a 10 gallon hatful of that shit, but truth be told, he was full of shit before he hit the water. True story. |
4th Mesa User ID: 38944323 Australia 01/09/2020 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to m.youtube.com (secure)] George Noory was so high from meeting Alex Jones in the flesh that the blood rushed to his penis. He was high, horny and gushing "Absolutely!" To everything the Texas Fatty said that when he glanced a big mud hole, he saw in his demented sex starved mind Tahmee's butthole and did what was natural for him. George dove in head first. They say in Texas that Noory drank a 10 gallon hatful of that shit, but truth be told, he was full of shit before he hit the water. True story. ^Bwahahahahaha^ Jorch -- The King of Slapstick. Oh. Hang on. That's King of SlapDICK.... 4th Mesa ~ "Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide" |
4th Mesa User ID: 38944323 Australia 01/09/2020 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | International newsman extraordinaire that he is, Jorch still needs the occasional refresher on world events. This extract was taken from a recent pre-show briefing on the Middle East by Jorch's "companion" and (sperm) Producer, Tahhmm Donghoister. TD: "So it's vital for oil supplies that we keep open the Strait of Hormuz." JN: "Straight of Hormuz? Any relation to the Gay from Hermosa? I've opened him up a few times...." TB: "No, Jorch, this is about a strategic canal" JN: "I don't know about strategic. But oily passage for sure.... " Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 01/09/2020 09:49 PM 4th Mesa ~ "Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73885267 United States 01/09/2020 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to m.youtube.com (secure)] George Noory was so high from meeting Alex Jones in the flesh that the blood rushed to his penis. He was high, horny and gushing "Absolutely!" To everything the Texas Fatty said that when he glanced a big mud hole, he saw in his demented sex starved mind Tahmee's butthole and did what was natural for him. George dove in head first. They say in Texas that Noory drank a 10 gallon hatful of that shit, but truth be told, he was full of shit before he hit the water. True story. Hahahahahahaahahahahah!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73885267 United States 01/09/2020 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to m.youtube.com (secure)] George Noory was so high from meeting Alex Jones in the flesh that the blood rushed to his penis. He was high, horny and gushing "Absolutely!" To everything the Texas Fatty said that when he glanced a big mud hole, he saw in his demented sex starved mind Tahmee's butthole and did what was natural for him. George dove in head first. They say in Texas that Noory drank a 10 gallon hatful of that shit, but truth be told, he was full of shit before he hit the water. True story. ^Bwahahahahaha^ Jorch -- The King of Slapstick. Oh. Hang on. That's King of SlapDICK.... hahahahahaha |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73885267 United States 01/09/2020 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | International newsman extraordinaire that he is, Jorch still needs the occasional refresher on world events. Quoting: 4th Mesa This extract was taken from a recent pre-show briefing on the Middle East by Jorch's "companion" and (sperm) Producer, Tahhmm Donghoister. TD: "So it's vital for oil supplies that we keep open the Strait of Hormuz." JN: "Straight of Hormuz? Any relation to the Gay from Hermosa? I've opened him up a few times...." TB: "No, Jorch, this is about a strategic canal" JN: "I don't know about strategic. But oily passage for sure.... " |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78310289 United States 01/10/2020 05:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tomorrow night’s (Friday night) show might be good. Tonight’s sounds like a snoozer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73885267 OH YES IT IS GOING TO BE A REAL BARN BURNER! KATIE BAR THE DOOR ! JUST WHAT WE NEED ! OH PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WASTE ANOTHER NIGHT OF MY LIFE LISTENING TO THAT IDIOT STUMBLETONGUE HIS WAY THROUGH A SHOW !!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73885267 United States 01/10/2020 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tomorrow night’s (Friday night) show might be good. Tonight’s sounds like a snoozer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73885267 OH YES IT IS GOING TO BE A REAL BARN BURNER! KATIE BAR THE DOOR ! JUST WHAT WE NEED ! OH PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WASTE ANOTHER NIGHT OF MY LIFE LISTENING TO THAT IDIOT STUMBLETONGUE HIS WAY THROUGH A SHOW !!!!! Art? That you? I knew you were still alive!! Yes its me. I left my paycheck under a rock near my mailbox. I will now spend the balance of this evening looking through a nightscope in hopes someone tries to pilfer it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
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