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George Noory

 
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Atlas shrugged. Jorch queefed.
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And William Hurt
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Jorch is working on a "Liberace-style" Vegas show for when the C2C gig finally slides into oblivion.

So far he's come up with:

An opening song -- Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran -- sung to the tune of the Beach Boys' Ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-bra Ann.

And an epic closing number where Big Tahhmee -- dressed in drag as Ethel Merman -- pops out of a giant cake, singing There's No Business Like Blow Business. But instead of expressive "jazz hands", The Dudehoister will have explosive "jizz hands".

The show is tentatively titled; Bell End....



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Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 01/08/2020 08:22 PM
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Atlas shrugged. Jorch queefed.
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And William Hurt
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Hahahahahaha
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Jorch is working on a "Liberace-style" Vegas show for when the C2C gig finally slides into oblivion.

So far he's come up with:

An opening song -- Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran -- sung to the tune of the Beach Boys' Ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-bra Ann.

And an epic closing number where Big Tahhmee -- dressed in drag as Ethel Merman -- pops out of a giant cake, singing There's No Business Like Blow Business. But instead of expressive "jazz hands", The Dudehoister will have explosive "jizz hands".

The show is tentatively titled; Bell End....



bdancebdancebdancebdancebdancebdancebdance
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LOL lol LOL lol LOL lol LOL lol LOL
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Jorch Ralph (Barf) Snoory
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George Noory was so high from meeting Alex Jones in the flesh that the blood rushed to his penis.

He was high, horny and gushing "Absolutely!" To everything the Texas Fatty said that when he glanced a big mud hole, he saw in his demented sex starved mind Tahmee's butthole and did what was natural for him.

George dove in head first.

They say in Texas that Noory drank a 10 gallon hatful of that shit, but truth be told, he was full of shit before he hit the water.

True story.
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George Noory was so high from meeting Alex Jones in the flesh that the blood rushed to his penis.

He was high, horny and gushing "Absolutely!" To everything the Texas Fatty said that when he glanced a big mud hole, he saw in his demented sex starved mind Tahmee's butthole and did what was natural for him.

George dove in head first.

They say in Texas that Noory drank a 10 gallon hatful of that shit, but truth be told, he was full of shit before he hit the water.

True story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28418581


^Bwahahahahaha^

Jorch -- The King of Slapstick.

Oh.

Hang on.

That's King of SlapDICK....
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International newsman extraordinaire that he is, Jorch still needs the occasional refresher on world events.

This extract was taken from a recent pre-show briefing on the Middle East by Jorch's "companion" and (sperm) Producer, Tahhmm Donghoister.


TD: "So it's vital for oil supplies that we keep open the Strait of Hormuz."

JN: "Straight of Hormuz? Any relation to the Gay from Hermosa? I've opened him up a few times...."

TB:
"No, Jorch, this is about a strategic canal"

JN:
"I don't know about strategic. But oily passage for sure.... "


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George Noory was so high from meeting Alex Jones in the flesh that the blood rushed to his penis.

He was high, horny and gushing "Absolutely!" To everything the Texas Fatty said that when he glanced a big mud hole, he saw in his demented sex starved mind Tahmee's butthole and did what was natural for him.

George dove in head first.

They say in Texas that Noory drank a 10 gallon hatful of that shit, but truth be told, he was full of shit before he hit the water.

True story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28418581


Hahahahahahaahahahahah!!

cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu

rofl5
epiclol
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George Noory was so high from meeting Alex Jones in the flesh that the blood rushed to his penis.

He was high, horny and gushing "Absolutely!" To everything the Texas Fatty said that when he glanced a big mud hole, he saw in his demented sex starved mind Tahmee's butthole and did what was natural for him.

George dove in head first.

They say in Texas that Noory drank a 10 gallon hatful of that shit, but truth be told, he was full of shit before he hit the water.

True story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28418581


^Bwahahahahaha^

Jorch -- The King of Slapstick.

Oh.

Hang on.

That's King of SlapDICK....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


cruise hahahahahaha
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International newsman extraordinaire that he is, Jorch still needs the occasional refresher on world events.

This extract was taken from a recent pre-show briefing on the Middle East by Jorch's "companion" and (sperm) Producer, Tahhmm Donghoister.


TD: "So it's vital for oil supplies that we keep open the Strait of Hormuz."

JN: "Straight of Hormuz? Any relation to the Gay from Hermosa? I've opened him up a few times...."

TB:
"No, Jorch, this is about a strategic canal"

JN:
"I don't know about strategic. But oily passage for sure.... "


s226
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl1rof1rofl
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Tomorrow night’s (Friday night) show might be good. Tonight’s sounds like a snoozer.
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Jorch wears Wonder-woman underoos.
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Neil Peart is DEAD? WTF!!!!! I HATE 2020!!!!!!



I HATE COAST TO COAST EVEN MORE NOW !
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Tomorrow night’s (Friday night) show might be good. Tonight’s sounds like a snoozer.
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OH YES IT IS GOING TO BE A REAL BARN BURNER! KATIE BAR THE DOOR ! JUST WHAT WE NEED ! OH PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WASTE ANOTHER NIGHT OF MY LIFE LISTENING TO THAT IDIOT STUMBLETONGUE HIS WAY THROUGH A SHOW !!!!!
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JETZT BEANTWORTEN !
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! @ above posts




The only Gentile member of Rush.
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Tomorrow night’s (Friday night) show might be good. Tonight’s sounds like a snoozer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73885267


OH YES IT IS GOING TO BE A REAL BARN BURNER! KATIE BAR THE DOOR ! JUST WHAT WE NEED ! OH PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WASTE ANOTHER NIGHT OF MY LIFE LISTENING TO THAT IDIOT STUMBLETONGUE HIS WAY THROUGH A SHOW !!!!!
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Art? That you? I knew you were still alive!!
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Instead of reading “Rumplestilskin”, Jorch and Tahmmy settle down together in bed and Jorch reads to a purring Tahmmy from the Talmudic classic, “Crumpled Foreskin”.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! @ above posts




The only Gentile member of Rush.
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Alex also.
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Tomorrow night’s (Friday night) show might be good. Tonight’s sounds like a snoozer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73885267


OH YES IT IS GOING TO BE A REAL BARN BURNER! KATIE BAR THE DOOR ! JUST WHAT WE NEED ! OH PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WASTE ANOTHER NIGHT OF MY LIFE LISTENING TO THAT IDIOT STUMBLETONGUE HIS WAY THROUGH A SHOW !!!!!
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Art? That you? I knew you were still alive!!
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Yes its me. I left my paycheck under a rock near my mailbox. I will now spend the balance of this evening looking through a nightscope in hopes someone tries to pilfer it.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! @ above posts




The only Gentile member of Rush.
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Alex also.
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Oh shoot, that’s right. My bad. The only tribal member was Geddy Lee WEINRIB. Lol
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Tomorrow night’s (Friday night) show might be good. Tonight’s sounds like a snoozer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73885267


OH YES IT IS GOING TO BE A REAL BARN BURNER! KATIE BAR THE DOOR ! JUST WHAT WE NEED ! OH PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WASTE ANOTHER NIGHT OF MY LIFE LISTENING TO THAT IDIOT STUMBLETONGUE HIS WAY THROUGH A SHOW !!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78310289


Art? That you? I knew you were still alive!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73885267


Yes its me. I left my paycheck under a rock near my mailbox. I will now spend the balance of this evening looking through a nightscope in hopes someone tries to pilfer it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78310289


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! @ above posts




The only Gentile member of Rush.
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Alex also.
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Oh shoot, that’s right. My bad. The only tribal member was Geddy Lee WEINRIB. Lol
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ohyeah
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Welcome weary traveler... Come in and get pegged in your stool.
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“Come in, weary traveler...hang your balls on a chin, pull your thong strap to the side, and get your stool pegged...”
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Tim Binnall sounds like an extra from “Animal House”.
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“Gather round the circle... You are among bukkake friends. Why don’t you stay (in my stool) awhile. (Squirt! Squirt!)”
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Jorch is dining on blintzes and latkes tonight.
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Send in the clowns!

(Enter Jorch)





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