Things are getting so bad Noori is doing his own commercials for marginal advertisers.

"When producer Tahmee Danheiser's needs a new suit he heads over to the Sweaty Chin!
Great looking clothes for the morbidly obese or moderately beached!
The stock market is up and Tahmee's tummy hangs down, so what's he gonna wear to Arby's?
A stylish body tarp from The Sweaty Chin of course!
And that's genuine hand stitching on the seam."