George Noory

“Tri tip” has become a popular cut of beef in the U.S.

Sadly, Jorch thinks “tri tip” is when he’s kneeling at the gloryhole and there are three Gentiles lined up on the other side.

Last night Jorch had some Prik Khing, Tom Yum, and Golden Bags.

Then he went to a Thai restaurant.

^ bwahahaha ^

There he "tipped" the waiter before gobbling down his favorite; the Cream Of Sum Hung Guy....

Hahahahahahfsjfafhahfajf

On a recent trip to Egypt, Jorch was arrested after he was caught giving the Great Sphinx mediocre head.

As he was being arrested, a bystander heard Jorch exclaim to the police officer, “He was asking for it. He was rock hard!”

another " we live in a simulated reality " show.

Tahmmy’s mudflaps double as slabs of Arby’s roast beef.

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Art is furiously searching online for jeff bezos nudes.

Not many people realise that Jorch's hair hat -- hand-knitted from free-range raccoon's ass -- isn't his only cosmetic enhancement.

His moustache is also fake.

After a great deal of consideration, Jorch selected the popular "Serena Williams" mo'.

It's listed in the catalogue as "musky & masculine with a big helping of bitch"....





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Jorch's latest "merch" ---- the NooryProbe 2020!

It's an anal thermometer in the shape of an 8 inch black dildo.

Every device is personally fitted by Jorch....

^ genius image, Mr Tip. one not easy to forget. Ewwwwww ^

^bwahahahahaha^

In Cairo, Jorch is known as The Great Sphincter....

^ oh yes. please say this is true? ^

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Dudholster has his duct tape and visqueen. Hes not gonna get Winnie the Flu

And Jorch is putting tinfoil on his windows.

^ Hahahahahahahaha ^

Yep. Jorch sure doesn't want to catch that Colona virus.



Again.





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Jorch really likes a "can do" attitude.

In fact, the more people that do his can, the better he likes it....





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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Hahahahaha

Just Art’s Tip

In an effort to expand his horizons and fit in with high society, Jorch has taken to watching foreign films...

Crocodile Dundee
Big Trouble in Little China
An American Werewolf in London
Mulan
From Russia With Love
Coming to America
Drei Herren und der Kinder
European Vacation
Buttman Goes to Rio
Transylvania 6-5000
Spies Like Us

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And, of course, Triumph Of The Will....

Hahahahahah Good ol’ Leni Queefenstahl

Triumph uff zee vill.

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