George Noory

As they shared not only a hotel room, but the same bed on their recent live stage show road trip, Tahmmy thwarted Jorch’s under-the-sheets advances until a persuasive Jorch whispered in Tahmmy’s ear while spooning, “C’mon, Tom...Just the tip..”



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“The Cave” from where Jorch broadcasts when in St. Louis, is actually where his live-in gimp resides in Jorch’s basement.

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When asked what he thought was a healthy breakfast, George Ralph Noory said:

"Every morning I scarf down a banana and a hand full of nuts.
Then I get some drive though."

Mr. Lobo is the host of the late night movie program Cinema Insomnia-- a cult sensation for over 14 years. He is the emcee for film festivals like BLOBFEST










BLOBFEST ! ! !

Starring Tahmmy D.

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Tommy ===========DDDDDD

Art dressed in a suit with tails attends a performance of La Bohème at the La Scala opera house in Milan Italy. Eight bars into the first act he flicks his Bic lighter and stands up screaming "PLAY FREEBIRD FUCK YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

Art dressed in a suit and tails attends the PETA Awards at the Shriners Auditorium in Hollywood. Seconds into the opening introduction, Art stands up in the front row and yells, “FREE WILLY!!!” Then for dinner he orders shark fin soup.

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Art’s a plushy.

Jorch is having a cold one down at the local morgue.

Jorch bottles the queefs of all his female guests.

Jorch at a gloryhole in Chinatown...

“One for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
And four (inches) to blow.”

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Jorch flies to India — the birthplace of Hinduism and Buddhism. A local comes up to him and says, “Ashram?” Without missing a beat, Jorch responds, “Maybe later after an enema.”

After being wheeled into the delivery room at the local hospital’s maternity ward, Jorch is joined by his gastroenterologist who reveals to an exhausted, worn-out Jorch, “Congratulations! You’re the proud father of a brand new, 5-pound, 4-ounce, bouncing baby b.m.”

Art wears an Elizabethan ruff to the gloryhole.

Art flies to Wuhan , coughs in envelopes addressed to his enemies. then mails them and flies back home.

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Rick "Disco Duck" Dees

Art taught Ledbelly how to play.

Jorch taught Semenbelly how to swallow.

Jorch cast his ballot in Dicksville Snatch, New Hampshire earlier tonight.

Jorch’s license plate says COVFEFE69.

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Just Art’s tip

What the hell is a “machine empath”?! This week’s topics are the worst ever on C2C.

And a week ago he was in Gobbler’s Knob.