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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76949899 United States 02/13/2020 01:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Neil Peart is DEAD? WTF!!!!! I HATE 2020!!!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78310289 I HATE COAST TO COAST EVEN MORE NOW ! HE WAS PUTTING THAT INTERVIEW TOGETHER FOR OVER TEN FUCKN YEARS...GREAT JOB SNOORY! WHAT ..12 YEARS...OR SINCE HE COME ON..SOMEONE ASKED/BEGGED HIM TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH NEIL PEART!! FUCKED THAT ONE UP SNOORY..OVER A COCKSUCKIN DECADE! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74658956 United States 02/13/2020 01:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: uhUH 70817168 HE WAS PUTTING THAT INTERVIEW TOGETHER FOR OVER TEN FUCKN YEARS...GREAT JOB SNOORY! WHAT ..12 YEARS...OR SINCE HE COME ON..SOMEONE ASKED/BEGGED HIM TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH NEIL PEART!! FUCKED THAT ONE UP SNOORY..OVER A COCKSUCKIN DECADE! That you, Weinrib? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74658956 United States 02/13/2020 01:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch does an enormous, $300 grocery shopping at Whole Foods — organic meats, vegetables, soup, fine delicacies from the deli, several decadent desserts. He loads all the bags into his car and immediately drives to skid row in Los Angeles. He slows his car to a crawl, rolls down his window as he approaches the biggest homeless encampments in the city, raises a bullhorn to his mouth, and exclaims, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!” Then he rolls up his window and peels out in his jet black Lincoln Navigator with license plate: BORN269 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74658956 United States 02/13/2020 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch — dressed in a fancy suit with a professional white lab coat over it, with a stethoscope around his neck, and carrying a doctor’s bag — visits the huge hospital they just built for coronavirus patients in Wuhan, China. He knocks on the front door. Excited, expectant, desperate faces are seen glued to the window with hopes of a cure or at least some relief. Jorch promptly leans up to the door, cups his hands over his mouth, and yells, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!” He then drives off in his car with license plate: GNRLTSO69 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2669436 Canada 02/13/2020 03:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George wanted to give something back to the community, so he harkened back to the days of yore, when he was an assistant baseball coach. He applied for a position as head coach with a pee wee baseball team. Everything looked good. He had a name some people recognized, he understood the rudiments of the game and it wasn't very demanding of his time. Just weekends for a few months this summer. Where things went sideways was in the interview. George Ralph Noory's habit of speaking like a retarded epileptic on a hay ride gone wrong was right on cue: "I look forward to signing all the kids' balls!" "I feel it's important to teach young boys how to choke up on my bat." "OH, I've been in the minors!" "The court said I shouldn't be here." |
Just the Tip User ID: 73999605 United States 02/13/2020 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George wanted to give something back to the community, so he harkened back to the days of yore, when he was an assistant baseball coach. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2669436 He applied for a position as head coach with a pee wee baseball team. Everything looked good. He had a name some people recognized, he understood the rudiments of the game and it wasn't very demanding of his time. Just weekends for a few months this summer. Where things went sideways was in the interview. George Ralph Noory's habit of speaking like a retarded epileptic on a hay ride gone wrong was right on cue: "I look forward to signing all the kids' balls!" "I feel it's important to teach young boys how to choke up on my bat." "OH, I've been in the minors!" "The court said I shouldn't be here." |
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Just the Tip User ID: 73999605 United States 02/14/2020 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Black Monk of Pumpathtrak ! Quoting: SugarBelly 25 years of pecker daventwink oh glory be. "why is Valentine's day associated with the Heart " George R. Noory 2020 Jorch got a “B” at the gloryhole. “A” for effort, but his push-broom mustache kept tickling the Johns into giggle fits. Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 02/14/2020 03:32 AM |
Just the Tip User ID: 73999605 United States 02/14/2020 04:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *A man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall = “Art” *A man with no arms or legs in front of a door = “Matt” *A man with no arms or legs in shallow water = “Wade” *A man with no arms or legs in deep water = “Bob” *A man with no brain sitting behind a nationally-syndicated radio broadcast microphone = “George Noory” |
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Just the Tip User ID: 73999605 United States 02/14/2020 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Newly released footage of Jorch's 2004 arrest after cruising East L.A. for some fresh boy meat. Quoting: Clammy Pink Chalupa We see him here desperately attempting to "hablar" his way out of his arrest... Luckily Dick Hoagie covered for him on C2C that night and we all learned about the abandoned Starbucks on Mars! |
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