Every Morning Art puts on a three piece suit , grabs his suitcase and drives off to work.Making sure the neighbors see him as he waves and shouts "Good Morning". Honking at crossing guards ect , then he drives to a local park where he sobs for eight hours straight since being laid off in a corporate restructuring. Then as 5 pm exactly he drives home as chipper as ever to a bowl of Lobster Bisque and some Saltine crackers before bed.

Jarch"Hey Tahmmy whatcha watchin'?"
Tahmms "Superspreader"
Jarch"Oh the Caronavirus?"
Tahmms " Yah.....NO!"

Passengers of the quarantined cruise ship were ordered to assemble on the helicopter deck of the ship promptly at 2pm . Excited of the possibility of being released they rushed to the deck to hear what is going to happened.
As they all stood there waiting the whoosh of a approaching Sea Stallion helicopter broke the silence as it hovered over the crowd.
As they applauded Art opened the door and from a megaphone said " I have good news !!!! " as the crowd started to cheer.Then a quiet hush fell over them as they anticipated Art's next words." I saved a lot on my insurance by switching to Guyco ! " Art said As he instructed the pilot to fly off.