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THNKuCLLR User ID: 74648854 United States 03/26/2020 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOM: “Lotta beautiful women in skimpy bikinis at the beach today.” GEORGE: “I’ll say!” TOM: “What’dya say we indulge in the famous Pismo clams?” GEORGE: “Good idea. That should work up our appetites for the famous shellfish.” |
THNKuCLLR User ID: 74648854 United States 03/26/2020 10:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Imagine George being intimate with his wife when he was married... Quoting: THNKuCLLR WIFE: “Oh George, I want you inside me right now...” (GEORGE interrupts in robotic, narrator deep-voice): “Do the WILD thing at area code (818) 501-1222...” I can picture this, it's not pretty but I can picture it. |
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THNKuCLLR User ID: 74648854 United States 03/26/2020 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George compiles a shopping list for the Uber Eats driver to buy him... Cream of Sum Yung Gai Mi Hung Lo dumplings Prik Khing Golden bags Tom Yum Spotted dick Hot dogs (with veins) A Big ‘n Beefy. Oh, and a hamburger, also. Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 03/26/2020 10:50 AM |
THNKuCLLR User ID: 74648854 United States 03/26/2020 10:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping. The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp. Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism. After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?” Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 03/26/2020 10:49 AM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78310289 United States 03/26/2020 09:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping. Quoting: THNKuCLLR The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp. Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism. After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?” lmao: LOLOLOLOLLOLOOL |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76915113 Turkey 03/27/2020 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping. Quoting: THNKuCLLR The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp. Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism. After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?” No ninja snipers on the wire though? |
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Bad Pattern User ID: 76790892 United States 03/27/2020 11:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George gets out of L.A. and drives up the coast on vacation to Pismo Beach with Tom. Quoting: THNKuCLLR TOM: “Lotta beautiful women in skimpy bikinis at the beach today.” GEORGE: “I’ll say!” TOM: “What’dya say we indulge in the famous Pismo clams?” GEORGE: “Good idea. That should work up our appetites for the famous shellfish.” |
Bad Pattern User ID: 72641188 United States 03/27/2020 11:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: Coast To Coast AM TONIGHT THEY ARE DOING 1 OF ART BELL's EXPERIMENTS, THE 'INTENT' MIND MELD 2 RID THE WORLD OF COVID 19 Coast To Coast AM TONIGHT THEY ARE DOING 1 OF ART BELL's EXPERIMENTS, THE 'INTENT' MIND MELD 2 RID THE WORLD OF COVID 19 Tonight on Coast To Coast A.M. they are going to do one of Art Bell's old experiments - the "INTENT" EXPERIMENT TO RID THE WORLD OF THIS EPIDEMIC! If it works, it will be one way of re-entering and putting back on track the old timeline! (I.M.H.O.) WHERE NONE OF THIS EVER TOOK PLACE!!! LET'S ALL TUNE IN @ 1AM EASTERN TIME AND TAKE PART IN THIS. IT IS A MIND OVER MATTER EXPERIMENT/PRAYER WITH MILLIONS OF PEOPLE PRAYING/THINKING A POSITIVE CONCLUSION TO THIS NATIONAL EMERGENCY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ART BELL DID IT, AND IT DID WORK. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINKING THE SAME THOUGHT OF "INTENT" INTENTION. TO MAKE SOMETHING GOOD MANIFEST TOGETHER! Sorry for the caps but I have to get the idea across, it's an emergency! |
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