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George Noory

 
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George gets out of L.A. and drives up the coast on vacation to Pismo Beach with Tom.

TOM: “Lotta beautiful women in skimpy bikinis at the beach today.”

GEORGE: “I’ll say!”

TOM: “What’dya say we indulge in the famous Pismo clams?”

GEORGE: “Good idea. That should work up our appetites for the famous shellfish.”
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Imagine George being intimate with his wife when he was married...

WIFE: “Oh George, I want you inside me right now...”

(GEORGE interrupts in robotic, narrator deep-voice): “Do the WILD thing at area code (818) 501-1222...”
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I can picture this, it's not pretty but I can picture it.peace
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lol
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Ty Mish for that incoherent and rambling update.

as for Howard......

lala
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Howard is bucking for position as the next All Knowing All Mighty when this one kicks the bucket I swear but I believe he's seriously miscalculated by attempting to launch his campaign from C2C.
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Howhard Bloomers
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George compiles a shopping list for the Uber Eats driver to buy him...

Cream of Sum Yung Gai
Mi Hung Lo dumplings
Prik Khing
Golden bags
Tom Yum
Spotted dick
Hot dogs (with veins)
A Big ‘n Beefy. Oh, and a hamburger, also.

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It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping.

The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp.

Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism.

After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?”

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Nosetrodamus tard john hoax and c2c's new linda moulton howe tonight. cringe level 11 predicted.
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HANcouver
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It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping.

The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp.

Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism.

After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?”
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rofllmaorofllmao:

LOLOLOLOLLOLOOL
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D I C K alien03 H O A G L A N D

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Nosetrodamus tard john hoax and c2c's new linda moulton howe tonight. cringe level 11 predicted.
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Hahahahahahaha Ugh..
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D I C K alien03 H O A G L A N D

thinkab0utit7
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Lol Tricky Prick Hoaxland
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It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping.

The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp.

Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism.

After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?”
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lol No ninja snipers on the wire though? lol
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George called in gay to work.
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“From the City of Anals...”
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" no one is being splattered on "
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" no one is being splattered on "
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Hahahahahahahaha ya, heard that. Great command of the English language, George. How many years have you been in broadcasting again? Unbelievable.
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Nostril damn us
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John Hogue: “Did I not tell you that 2020 would roar?”

Uh, no. No you didn’t, as a matter of fact.

What a fraud.
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On the RationalWiki website on John Hogue, after they describe his claims, etc., they say: “His status as a crank is verified by many appearances on Coast to Coast AM.”
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On the RationalWiki website on John Hogue, after they describe his claims, etc., they say: “His status as a crank is verified by many appearances on Coast to Coast AM.”
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lolsignlolsignlolsign
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In times like these, George really appreciates the one-stop shopping benefits of WalMart. Why just today George did all his errands at WalMart — did a grocery shopping, bought new tires for his car, bought a washer & dryer, a ficus for his office, new goldfish for his aquarium, and got a prostate exam in the restroom stall. No fuss, no muss.
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Tonight... Urine Smeller and George’s Prayer Experiment.
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GEORGE: “I need a vacation, Tommy. I think I’ll book a cruise.”
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George gets out of L.A. and drives up the coast on vacation to Pismo Beach with Tom.

TOM: “Lotta beautiful women in skimpy bikinis at the beach today.”

GEORGE: “I’ll say!”

TOM: “What’dya say we indulge in the famous Pismo clams?”

GEORGE: “Good idea. That should work up our appetites for the famous shellfish.”
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laugh
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Thread: Coast To Coast AM TONIGHT THEY ARE DOING 1 OF ART BELL's EXPERIMENTS, THE 'INTENT' MIND MELD 2 RID THE WORLD OF COVID 19


Coast To Coast AM TONIGHT THEY ARE DOING 1 OF ART BELL's EXPERIMENTS, THE 'INTENT' MIND MELD 2 RID THE WORLD OF COVID 19
Tonight on Coast To Coast A.M. they are going to do one of Art Bell's old experiments - the "INTENT" EXPERIMENT TO RID THE WORLD OF THIS EPIDEMIC! If it works, it will be one way of re-entering and putting back on track the old timeline! (I.M.H.O.) WHERE NONE OF THIS EVER TOOK PLACE!!!

LET'S ALL TUNE IN @ 1AM EASTERN TIME AND TAKE PART IN THIS. IT IS A MIND OVER MATTER EXPERIMENT/PRAYER WITH MILLIONS OF PEOPLE PRAYING/THINKING A POSITIVE CONCLUSION TO THIS NATIONAL EMERGENCY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ART BELL DID IT, AND IT DID WORK. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINKING THE SAME THOUGHT OF "INTENT" INTENTION. TO MAKE SOMETHING GOOD MANIFEST TOGETHER!

Sorry for the caps but I have to get the idea across, it's an emergency!
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My question is.... is Jorch aware of this yet? Jorch is presumably manning the captain’s chair on this mission?!!? Quite the tall order.... captain


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My question is.... is Jorch aware of this yet? Jorch is presumably manning the captain’s chair on this mission?!!? Quite the tall order.... captain

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LOL!!!
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George’s nom de plume is Werner von BraunAuge
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oh boy here we go

Deepockets Choprah
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George’s nom de plume is Werner von BraunAuge
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Brown eye LOL !!!!!!!





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