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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74648854 United States 03/28/2020 10:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Christian “Over 200 witnesses saw a lit object streak up from the surface to hit the plane” Wilde Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74648854 Yes they did and they were prevented from testifying at the senate hearing but guess who did a hour long filibuster? some guy from the NTSB called Meyer ........ Oyyyyy veyyyy!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76790892 United States 03/28/2020 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George “Air Shaft” Noory Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74648854 Richard “Upuat” Bell Ed “Stone plug with copper handle” Dames Dr. Zahi “Pull it!...Everyone out of Egypt!” Hugeass Mish “Zep Tepi” Shedlock Peter “Imhotep” Daventwink Grab Hand-on-cock Bobbing Bob Bauval John Anthony Steinbeck Rudolf “Hess” Gatenbrink ~BP |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76790892 United States 03/28/2020 11:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch directed Coast to Coast listeners in putting their heads together in a mass collective consciousness experiment, not heeding the ominous words of former C2C host Art Bell of "Never fucking again...never fucking again man I swear to fuck." Quoting: Brian Moran After 5 sweat inducing minutes of clenching, chanting and swearing under his breath leading the throngs of nervous nancys, long haul truck drivers and America's infirm, Jorch wipes the sweat from his rough-hewn and unsmooth brow, with a sigh of relief he grumbles out, "Hey, I think it's working...you know...I really think I felt something there!" In the distance a tremor is felt coming from the high desert, a crack is heard in the firmament, and coyotes howl through the cool night air while the flutes of Cuzco bounce off the canyon walls and if you were to look closely enough squinting into the dusty midnight haze, you'd see a hand crawling up from the soil scratching and inching it's menacing way out of the sand, dragging a bedragled but still somewhat leather and patchouli scented body of the risen corpse of Art Bell... Shambling and growling out the gasping words..."God Dammit George, what did I fucking tell you, what was the ONE thing I told you never to do you swarthy beige bastard...I'm coming for you Jorch, I'm a coming for you..." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76790892 United States 03/28/2020 11:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping. Quoting: THNKuCLLR The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp. Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism. After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?” x 1000!!!!! ~BP |
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