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George Noory

 
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In case you missed it, JC's appearance last Friday night ranting about COVID 19


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Lol!

Noory has NO idea how to handle the JC calls. Art bantered perfectly with JC. Noory cuts off JC way too early, because he’s so uncomfortable bantering with him. Art would stretch it out, play it up, play the antagonist perfectly to its culmination.
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Cornelius “and stuff”...
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GEORGE: “I served at Fort Poke.”

TOMMY: “Don’t you mean Fort Polk?”

GEORGE: “I wish I did.”
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TRUMP: “I love listening to that MyPillow guy overnight on the radio talking about those scary topics.”
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Noory's grandma used to send him down into the basement for another jar of Hellman's. She would hide it really well so he wouldn't come back up for hours.
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Noory's grandma used to send him down into the basement for another jar of Hellman's. She would hide it really well so he wouldn't come back up for hours.
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epiclol

I don't even know what that means but I'm fucking dead over here
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GEORGE: “Could it be a portal?”

GUEST: “No.”

GEORGE: “Did it have lamb legs?”

GUEST: “No.”

GEORGE: “Well, was it an alien, because remember Chewbacca?”

<CLICK>...(Dial tone)............

GEORGE: “Hello? Welp, looks like we lost the guest. Hmmm...we must’ve been talking about something “they” didn’t want us to. Uncanny! Tommy, call him back will you please? In the meantime, to the phones we go...”

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Noory's grandma used to send him down into the basement for another jar of Hellman's. She would hide it really well so he wouldn't come back up for hours.
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Hahahahahahahfsjfajfsfoufoydit
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<crickets>
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George claims to have invented email.
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And I forgot


NOORY FUCKINNG SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE CALLS IN THE FIRST SEGMENT TONIGHT !


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In case you missed it, JC's appearance last Friday night ranting about COVID 19


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chuckle
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“By the way, our webmaster Lex Lonehood is soliciting men at a public park bathroom...” — George
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lol
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LOL gay ass mods deleted my post about being banned . oh man is this place circling the drain. sort of like coast to coast a.m.

FREEDOM!

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LOL gay ass mods deleted my post about being banned . oh man is this place circling the drain. sort of like coast to coast a.m.

FREEDOM!


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Hahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahjfsjfzjfzgkxkgmbxutsti

cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu

rofl5
epiclol
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George just asked his guest: “What are the odds of beating it off?”

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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The lady guest told George she has coronavirus...

Ten minutes later she said it again, and George says, “WHAT?! YOU have coronavirus?? When did this happen?!”

Hahahahahahaha

She then said, “I just told you I did.”

George said, “That must’ve gone right over my head.” (Yes, George...like most things do).

Mercifully covering for George, she then said, “You must’ve thought I was talking about generalities earlier.”
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The lady guest told George she has coronavirus...

Ten minutes later she said it again, and George says, “WHAT?! YOU have coronavirus?? When did this happen?!”

Hahahahahahaha

She then said, “I just told you I did.”

George said, “That must’ve gone right over my head.” (Yes, George...like most things do).

Mercifully covering for George, she then said, “You must’ve thought I was talking about generalities earlier.”
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*in
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George just pronounced chia seeds... chaiya seeds. LOL

Where did they find this guy??
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George just asked his guest: “What are the odds of beating it off?”

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Well, George, if we’re talking about you at the gloryhole, I’d say the odds are pretty good.
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Listen to this bumper. WTF?!
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TRUMP: “I love listening to that MyPillow guy overnight on the radio talking about those scary topics.”
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lmao
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CALLER: “I don’t know if you remember me. I called two years ago. I was going to jump off a bridge.”

GEORGE: “Did you do it?”

<crickets>
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George has good news!... He just saved a ton of money by switching sexes.
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LOL gay ass mods deleted my post about being banned . oh man is this place circling the drain. sort of like coast to coast a.m.

FREEDOM!


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lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
laugh
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The lady guest told George she has coronavirus...

Ten minutes later she said it again, and George says, “WHAT?! YOU have coronavirus?? When did this happen?!”

Hahahahahahaha

She then said, “I just told you I did.”

George said, “That must’ve gone right over my head.” (Yes, George...like most things do).

Mercifully covering for George, she then said, “You must’ve thought I was talking about generalities earlier.”
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Went over Jorch’s head.... chuckle
Tommy Boy’s head must’ve been “over” George’s Armenian musk basket, distracting Jorch
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CALLER: “I don’t know if you remember me. I called two years ago. I was going to jump off a bridge.”

GEORGE: “Did you do it?”

<crickets>
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Did he really say that
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The lady guest told George she has coronavirus...

Ten minutes later she said it again, and George says, “WHAT?! YOU have coronavirus?? When did this happen?!”

Hahahahahahaha

She then said, “I just told you I did.”

George said, “That must’ve gone right over my head.” (Yes, George...like most things do).

Mercifully covering for George, she then said, “You must’ve thought I was talking about generalities earlier.”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73895393


Went over Jorch’s head.... chuckle
Tommy Boy’s head must’ve been “over” George’s Armenian musk basket, distracting Jorch
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lmaolmaolmao
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CALLER: “I don’t know if you remember me. I called two years ago. I was going to jump off a bridge.”

GEORGE: “Did you do it?”

<crickets>
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73895393


Did he really say that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78728461


No. He said something to the effect of, “Aren’t you glad you didn’t jump?” (which is just as bad Lol)
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George mans a suicide promotion hotline every night from 10PM to 2AM Pacific time.





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