George Noory

George is nipples deep in his 10-year supply of storable food.

Next Wednesday’s show topic: “Name energy”. Lol WTF?! I kid you not.

In recently released court documents of Art’s first two divorces, the reason stated by each wife was “The Quickening”. (Squirt! Squirt!)

George spends his downtime sterilizing his RealDoll.

GEORGE: “Where can we see your new work?”

GUEST: “You can see me stream live every night.”

GEORGE (awkward pause): “We don’t do golden shower stuff on this show.”

WWJD?

What Would Jorch Do?

Prior to hosting Coast to Coast, George hosted an overnight radio show in St. Louis where he was known as the Nocturnal Emission.

TOMMY: “George, you packin’?”

GEORGE: “Yep. I’m also armed.”

(Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!)

Always hopeful, that's our George!

Lol

When it comes to being willing to extend a helping hand to his fellow man George takes a back seat to no one. Not until afterwards that is.

Pun Pun tonight

Anal Pungent

Porky Pig

Any good info this guest will have to share tonight will be prempted bt porky pigs bloated Ego

yes

This guest’s an idiot. He’s equating the butcher department at a U.S. grocery store with a Chinese wet market. I’ve been to China. The hygienic regulations at these markets are nonexistent.

Art just went down on Vaclav Havel.

My finger is hovering over the power button

Hahahahahahahahaah

George’s finger is hovering over Tommy’s taint.

Too many commercials

Dr senile and host ego bloat

Ian is snarling the microphone he wants to talk so bad

Plommett has nightmares about getting lockjaw

Hahahaahahshaahaha

LOL Did the guest switch to speaker phone? Sounds different.

Open Lines = Punnet monologue

Punnet cut Cornelius off in a bad way. Punnet says that people are free to believe what they want. Meanwhile he hung up on Corny. Lol what a dick.