George Noory

Remember all the microbiologists who “died” (suicided) over the last decade? Hmmm...

Art’s got a summer home in Sobibor, Poland.

George has the Giza dream shits. Too much hummus for dinner.

David Wilcock will use echolocation and lead us to the promised land (his bank account).

China takes one step back to take two steps forward.

“This is the time to stand up!!! All you patriots! You militiamen!!...” (George cut him off after “militiamen”) hahahahahaah

When a butterfly flaps its wings in India, George queefs in St. Louis.

George gave Tommy a manicure. He wound up circumcising his thumb.

First time I ever went to Pahrump (late 90s), I asked a guy at a gas station where Art lived. He told me go down Homestead Road. If you see the Chicken Ranch, you’ve gone too far.

I drove down Homestead Road aaaaall the way to the end where it turned into high desert sand & scrub. I remember thinking, “I don’t see any f’ing chickens. Only thing out here is that whorehouse over there.”

Ah, those were the days...young and innocent. Lol

Good name for a WNBA expansion team — St. Louis Queefs

There goes preliminary plans I had to visit the motherland this summer (Norge). Damn you, Xi Jinpingwitz!

J/k, Ji. (Don’t want my social credit score to drop)

*Xi

GEORGE: “To the phone we go. Let’s get started with...let’s see...Eleven Jinping from Beijing...”

George used up all of his marriage capital on his wedding night when he requested his wife wear a Shaq mask and a 16” monster, strap-on dildo.

In Columbus, Ohio George checks into the motel as zookeeper “Jack Handjob”.

I wonder how Peenman Enterprises is doing during this shutdown.

We’ll get to page 800 yet!!!

John Tesh and Tony Robbins are going to partake in a pandemic charity wrestling match. Battle of the Waterheads!

The undercard match will be Peter Cetera vs. Deuce Gruden.

Refereed by Dr. Fauci. Dr. Birx will be the ring girl.

I m here to help. Go Snoory!

Hahahahahahaha!! Danke schoen!

HOTEL: “Hello, Mandalay Bay reservations. How may I assist you?”

GEORGE: “I’d like to reserve a room, please.”

HOTEL: “Certainly, sir. Did you have any preference?”

GEORGE: “Do you have anything on the 32nd floor, overlooking the Strip? I’ll need it for 7 nights. Oh, and no maid service. Ever. I’m very clean.”

<Silence>

GEORGE: “Do you happen to know if there’s any outdoor concerts happening during my stay?”

<Click> (Dial tone)

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LOL I had to turn it off. Everytime Rappy went to make a good point Jorch interrupted him . If you listen to Jon on Rense's show he lets him talk.

Art's typing tonight from the Chicken Ranch. He's out on the leather sofa in the lobby, waiting to be called back like at a doctor's appointment. Also like a doctor's appointment, Art will soon experience a finger in his ass.

Hmmm very interesting. Yes I do now believe she was up to something there.

KFC: "Hello. KFC. How can I help you?"

ART: "I'd like to place an order for pick-up."

KFC: "What would you like?"

ART: "A bucket of your spicy fried chicken."

KFC: "Ok. That'll be ready in 15 minutes. Can I get your name, please?"

ART: "Jim Crow."