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George Noory

 
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Pun Pun
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George is in a 71 with Tommy. That’s a 69 with 2 fingers up Tommy’s ass.
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George is still stupid. What does everyone think about Joan Hogue?
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What the hell is a foo paw, Noory?
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What the hell is a foo paw, Noory?
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That's when Tommy dresses up like a dog and George is in his assless leather chaps.

George dons a black stetson hat and takes Tommy for a late night walk.

Sometimes Tommy accidentally steps in his own poo and later crawls into bed with George.

That's a foo paw.
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George is still stupid. What does everyone think about Joan Hogue?
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Is he still wearing those oversized crochet berets?
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What the hell is a foo paw, Noory?
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That's when Tommy dresses up like a dog and George is in his assless leather chaps.

George dons a black stetson hat and takes Tommy for a late night walk.

Sometimes Tommy accidentally steps in his own poo and later crawls into bed with George.

That's a foo paw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45649267


chuckle
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George is still stupid. What does everyone think about Joan Hogue?
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Is he still wearing those oversized crochet berets?
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lmao
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John “I predicted what’s happening now years ago” Hogue.

Sure ya did, Johnny boy. Sure ya did.
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John “I predicted what’s happening now years ago” Hogue.

Sure ya did, Johnny boy. Sure ya did.
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He also predicted Hillary would win the Presidency.
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John “I predicted what’s happening now years ago” Hogue.

Sure ya did, Johnny boy. Sure ya did.
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He also predicted Hillary would win the Presidency.
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Yep. And Noory tried to cover for him by saying, “Well, she did get more popular votes, so technically you were right, John.”

No, George... Technically he was WRONG. She’s not President.
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Noory/Danheiser 2020!
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This is a classic Noory show

“These warrior hornets”

“There must be a hive somewhere”

“A hornet flew up my pant leg, and stung my calf, it was as if someone shot me from afar”
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This is a classic Noory show

“These warrior hornets”

“There must be a hive somewhere”

“A hornet flew up my pant leg, and stung my calf, it was as if someone shot me from afar”
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That was Tommy in a diabetic coma chewing on George's leg, mistaking it for a giant hoagie.
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This is a classic Noory show

“These warrior hornets”

“There must be a hive somewhere”

“A hornet flew up my pant leg, and stung my calf, it was as if someone shot me from afar”
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cruise
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This is a classic Noory show

“These warrior hornets”

“There must be a hive somewhere”

“A hornet flew up my pant leg, and stung my calf, it was as if someone shot me from afar”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76876781


That was Tommy in a diabetic coma chewing on George's leg, mistaking it for a giant hoagie.
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epiclol
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GEORGE: “He’s a retired engineer from NASA, a graduate from M.I.T., a Rhodes Scholar, a licensed HAM radio operator, the author of 7 books on space and next-generation propulsion systems... Welcome our guest John Smith. Hi John, how are yew?”

GUEST: “Hello George. Great to be here.”

GEORGE: “I’m really looking forward to this. Hey, why do they call it HAM radio? Did the inventors of it first try to communicate with each other using a couple of Christmas hams?”

GUEST: (Laughs. Then abruptly stops, realizing George is not laughing and was completely serious in his question).

(Awkward silence ensues as the guest tries to think of a way to answer without exposing further what an absolute imbecile George is).

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GEORGE: “He’s a retired engineer from NASA, a graduate from M.I.T., a Rhodes Scholar, a licensed HAM radio operator, the author of 7 books on space and next-generation propulsion systems... Welcome our guest John Smith. Hi John, how are yew?”

GUEST: “Hello George. Great to be here.”

GEORGE: “I’m really looking forward to this. Hey, why do they call it HAM radio? Did the inventors of it first try to communicate with each other using a couple of Christmas hams?”

GUEST: (Laughs. Then abruptly stops, realizing George is not laughing and was completely serious in his question).

(Awkward silence ensues as the guest tries to think of a way to answer without exposing further what an absolute imbecile George is).
 Quoting: THNKuCLLR


did he really say that?

cruise
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What the hell is a foo paw, Noory?
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That's when Tommy dresses up like a dog and George is in his assless leather chaps.

George dons a black stetson hat and takes Tommy for a late night walk.

Sometimes Tommy accidentally steps in his own poo and later crawls into bed with George.

That's a foo paw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45649267


laughohyeah
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GEORGE: “He’s a retired engineer from NASA, a graduate from M.I.T., a Rhodes Scholar, a licensed HAM radio operator, the author of 7 books on space and next-generation propulsion systems... Welcome our guest John Smith. Hi John, how are yew?”

GUEST: “Hello George. Great to be here.”

GEORGE: “I’m really looking forward to this. Hey, why do they call it HAM radio? Did the inventors of it first try to communicate with each other using a couple of Christmas hams?”

GUEST: (Laughs. Then abruptly stops, realizing George is not laughing and was completely serious in his question).

(Awkward silence ensues as the guest tries to think of a way to answer without exposing further what an absolute imbecile George is).
 Quoting: THNKuCLLR


What a fucking dipshit 3334
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When Tommy told George to use the dump button George replied ok and dropped his khakis and dropped a 9 pounder right there in the broadcast booth
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Listen to this guest’s voice Lol
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When Tommy told George to use the dump button George replied ok and dropped his khakis and dropped a 9 pounder right there in the broadcast booth
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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“Poltergeist vampire”? <CLICK> I just turned it off.
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George is going beast-mode on Tommy’s starfish.
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dick
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When Tommy told George to use the dump button George replied ok and dropped his khakis and dropped a 9 pounder right there in the broadcast booth
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lolsign
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TOMMY: “Did you always want to be in broadcasting, George?”

GEORGE: “Well initially I contemplated a career in boxing.”

TOMMY: “What? You’re kidding. Why?”

GEORGE: “I like being punched around the ring.”

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GEORGE: “You know, Tommy, before I was in the Navy, I was part of a ship crew that sailed around the world.”

TOMMY: “Oh, so you worked your passage?”

GEORGE: “What I did in private with fellow crew members is none of your concern.”

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TOMMY (loading golf clubs into his car): “Hey George, wanna shoot some birdies?”

GEORGE: “Tommy, you know I don’t hunt.”





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