George accompanies David Paulides on a search for two missing teens in Yosemite. After 3 hours of hiking in some rough, granite backcountry, they come upon a large chasm — 300 feet deep and 50 feet across. George spots the two teens in the narrow ravine at the bottom of the chasm.

The excited kids wave their arms frantically and yell up at them. Letting the kids know he sees them, George waves before cupping his hands around his mouth and shouting down to them, “I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!”

Paulides then whispers something into George’s ear.

George cups his hands around his mouth and shouts down to the teens again, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”

“From the Fartland of America...”

Dead squirrel news.

George has his finger on the pulse of Tommy’s flying squirrel . SQUIRT! SQUIRT!

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Let’s count how many times he says “George” throughout his report.

George checks into hotels under the name Richard Bienvenue. He also hangs a sign on his hotel doorknob that advertises that.