George Noory

George accompanies David Paulides on a search for two missing teens in Yosemite. After 3 hours of hiking in some rough, granite backcountry, they come upon a large chasm — 300 feet deep and 50 feet across. George spots the two teens in the narrow ravine at the bottom of the chasm.

The excited kids wave their arms frantically and yell up at them. Letting the kids know he sees them, George waves before cupping his hands around his mouth and shouting down to them, “I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!”

Paulides then whispers something into George’s ear.

George cups his hands around his mouth and shouts down to the teens again, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”

“From the Fartland of America...”

Dead squirrel news.

George has his finger on the pulse of Tommy’s flying squirrel . SQUIRT! SQUIRT!

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Let’s count how many times he says “George” throughout his report.

George checks into hotels under the name Richard Bienvenue. He also hangs a sign on his hotel doorknob that advertises that.

Tonight on Toast!

First Half: Astrologer Mark Lerner discusses why a planetary alignment involving Uranus every 20 years creates erection chaos and how 2020 will be no different, as well as his predictions for the economy and George’s incontinence.

Second Half: Todd Standing has been conducting glory hole expeditions, documenting cankers and interviewing gimps pertaining to the subject of Sasquatch for almost 15 years. Danielle Diva Borozan is a spiritual advisor, researcher and bullshit symbolist. Together they'll share their latest efforts to uncover definitive proof of and establish protection for the species commonly referred to as Bath House Bigfoot.

Toniht Jorch will debate his G.I.Joe Doll with the King fu grip. coincidentally kung fu grip was Jorch's nick name in boot camp ....lesquirt lesquirt .

george 's pop used to use infrared ultraviolet light he should've used it on his scrotum in the late 50's !!!!

Does a narcissist know he's a narcissist?

No, George.

You are completely oblivious.

George is a narcissist super hero, who knew?

George is enthralled to learn about his personality disorder

Am I the only one who never ever listened to Toast2toast?

George has had several Bigfoot guests on lately...

Guest:”Well George, the consensus is that Bigfoot has a face described as partially mongoloid, with drooping eyes, rough skin, a dirty accumulation of hair above the mouth, his hair is very dirty and unkempt, and he has often been seen with what appear to be sagging breasts...”

George:”Hey Tommy! It sounds like yew!”