George Noory

George is eating a bowl of Cornflakes when Tommy walks in the room and says, “Have you seen my scab collection?”

At his live stage events, George hosts on stage wearing a shirt that says “I EAT ASS”.

Ever since he started taking dinovite Bigfoots coat of fur has been shiny and soft.


Art " Gimly Glider" Bell

Had to look that up. Hahaahahahahahaha!!! Captain Art puts his pack of smokes on the “dashboard” of the 767-300ER as he taxis it out to runway 19.5L for takeoff.

Art rents a Cessna172. He tells the aviation company he doesn’t want to take off or land, just fly the plane. At cruising altitude (2,000 ft) over Albuquerque, Art unfurls a huge 100-foot long banner that trails behind the plane that says: RICHARD, I DON’T SEE A FACE!”

“...from the Gayway to the (man)Breast...”

Christian Wilde: myfartbook.com

It’s a scratch-and-sniff publication

Oh shit, Trump & Melania tested positive for Covid.

How CONVIENIENT ( Chruch Lady voice )

this is nick beggich singing this bumper not sinatra

LOLOLOLOLOL dicky lives in albequerque?

hahahahaha hahahahaha

Yeah, probably in the barrios along the Rio Grande.

Exactly

George is in a hotel suite, bent over a couch, pants around his ankles. As his Grindr date mounts him, George shouts, “I’m George Noory and I approve this prostate massage!”

One of Griff Jenkins’ ears is much bigger than the other. And it’s HUGE! It’s Vulcanesque.

George has been having troubles with his big stinkin Lincoln Navigator getting photo radar tickets.
So he has a series of plates made that he can place over his real ones:

L84LUV
MNCAND
And his favourite:
PWRBTM

A recent pervue of LA County court records shows that George Noory has been dribbling bad checks at late night sandwich shops and convenience stores.
Among his various nom de plumes are:

George Norquay
Jorge Del Norte
And my favourite:
Mustafah Khawk

George’s legendary cheapness has garnered him a nickname of “Mr Coffee”.
Refusing to actually pay for a beverage, George believes he is doing a coffee shop a favour by blessing it with his famous presence.
Bemused and out the couple of bucks, most shops have banned him.
But George soldiers on.
Now he parks himself at outdoor tables, and drinks Noory Beets from a wine glass he tops up with a thermos.

The cheap fuck.

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I just spit out my Super Prostate Formula by Dr. Tiplisky.

George mails back his Dr. Tiplisky’s Super Prostate Formula for a full refund, along with an angry note that reads: “This product didn’t work at all. It produced no prostate-induced orgasm, despite shoving it up my kiester over and over. I’m livid!”

James e Franco needs to do a 1.33 hr. parody on Noory.

Love the Trump story arc the last 24hours.

1) whitehouse in lockdown after staffer test positive
2) Trump and the first lady test positive
3) Trump and the first lady are self quarentine and in good health,experiences minor symptoms.
4) Trump being flown to Walter Reed after low level fever at a abundance of caution.


By Midnight he is going to be in a coma.

Lol yeah. Couldn’t get any stranger. Something fishy.

They're attaching electrodes to Mike "Frankenstein" Pence's temples right now, preparing to shock him into consciousness to assume the powers of the Presidency.

"Rise! Wake up and rise from the gurney...! I command you!"

"IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!" — said in Gene Wilder voice

Trump is prob experiencing the runs, he'll lose 20 lbs and look much better. Pence is looking at everyone as if they are edible Halloween canday.