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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77559094 United States 10/04/2020 03:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He has fashioned her smile on his face, he's ready to come out and play prez. Pence has been secretly using Rosetta Stone to learn Slovenian so he can steal Melania away from The Donald. Melania has a fetish for silver-haired, barrel-chested androids. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77119396 United States 10/04/2020 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George walks down to his seat right on the floor at mid-court for the NBA Finals. He’s a few minutes late; the game is already in progress. LeBron is mere feet away from him. He can hear the players voices, see their eyes, it’s incredible. The best athletes on earth. George sets down his hot dog and O’Douls non-alcoholic beer, gets situated, turns to the person in the seat next to him and says, “So...What inning are we in here?” Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78794202 The gentleman next to him is staring into a porcelain tea cup stirring w a silver spoon, cloudy coffee. The camera zooms into the clanking, swirling teaspoon motion and time is slowed down on the court. Noory notices a tubular space ship is being tossed around in the cup. and his eyes roll back in his head. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Noory's eye balls fall out of his head and roll across the basket ball court, expanding as they travel. As the eye balls can still see, the camera begins to rotate with the vision of loose eyeballs. The camera is imbed in the pov of the eyes. The eyes expand to basketball sze, and get dribbled down court for a shot. The basketball sees noory and falles into a gaze of the tea cup. The game is over and Noory's eyes become functioning in their sockets again. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76769653 United States 10/04/2020 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George walks down to his seat right on the floor at mid-court for the NBA Finals. He’s a few minutes late; the game is already in progress. LeBron is mere feet away from him. He can hear the players voices, see their eyes, it’s incredible. The best athletes on earth. George sets down his hot dog and O’Douls non-alcoholic beer, gets situated, turns to the person in the seat next to him and says, “So...What inning are we in here?” Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78794202 The gentleman next to him is staring into a porcelain tea cup stirring w a silver spoon, cloudy coffee. The camera zooms into the clanking, swirling teaspoon motion and time is slowed down on the court. Noory notices a tubular space ship is being tossed around in the cup. and his eyes roll back in his head. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Noory's eye balls fall out of his head and roll across the basket ball court, expanding as they travel. As the eye balls can still see, the camera begins to rotate with the vision of loose eyeballs. The camera is imbed in the pov of the eyes. The eyes expand to basketball sze, and get dribbled down court for a shot. The basketball sees noory and falles into a gaze of the tea cup. The game is over and Noory's eyes become functioning in their sockets again. That was Stephen King-ish. 5*!! |
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Abe Froman User ID: 40977308 United States 10/05/2020 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Clyde Lewis is worse than George Noory. His fucking bumper music drives me up the wall. Last Edited by I SUCK STUPID on 10/05/2020 11:44 AM Crap |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77119396 United States 10/05/2020 12:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: pool The gentleman next to him is staring into a porcelain tea cup stirring w a silver spoon, cloudy coffee. The camera zooms into the clanking, swirling teaspoon motion and time is slowed down on the court. Noory notices a tubular space ship is being tossed around in the cup. and his eyes roll back in his head. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Noory's eye balls fall out of his head and roll across the basket ball court, expanding as they travel. As the eye balls can still see, the camera begins to rotate with the vision of loose eyeballs. The camera is imbed in the pov of the eyes. The eyes expand to basketball sze, and get dribbled down court for a shot. The basketball sees noory and falles into a gaze of the tea cup. The game is over and Noory's eyes become functioning in their sockets again. That was Stephen King-ish. 5*!! Could you see what the basketball saw? That is the new feature to elevate NBA. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78768153 United States 10/06/2020 12:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Noory's eye balls fall out of his head and roll across the basket ball court, expanding as they travel. As the eye balls can still see, the camera begins to rotate with the vision of loose eyeballs. The camera is imbed in the pov of the eyes. The eyes expand to basketball sze, and get dribbled down court for a shot. The basketball sees noory and falles into a gaze of the tea cup. The game is over and Noory's eyes become functioning in their sockets again. That was Stephen King-ish. 5*!! Could you see what the basketball saw? That is the new feature to elevate NBA. That’d be interesting. I like the out-of-the-box thinking. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78768153 United States 10/06/2020 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Clyde Lewis ripped off Bill Coopers show open with the air raid siren. I find it kind of funny in Lewis opening there is a voice on a Bull Horn saying "Give up Give Up!" a little subliminal programming there. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79459267 Hmmm....yeah Noory just coughed violently into an envelope and mailed it to Clyde with the return address: Bruce Ivins, Fort Detrick. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79457126 United States 10/06/2020 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GEORGE: You know, Ben, I’ve always secretly wondered... How the heck do all the shelves in a grocery store get stocked? It’s magic! It’s almost like a team of elves sneaks in at night and does it. (Awkward silence as the guest tries to determine if George is joking. When he realizes he’s not, he responds...) BEN: Well, they do.. GEORGE: What?! Elves sneak into grocery stores at night and stock the shelves? BEN: Employees do. They even have names for them.. GEORGE: Elves??? BEN: No. Shelf stockers. (Awkward silence) GEORGE: That’s uncanny, ISN’T IT?! BEN: No. it’s actually not. GEORGE: Har! Har! Har! You’re something else, Ben. You really are. (Silence) (CLICK!) GEORGE: Ben? BEN?... I think we’ve lost Ben. Tommy, call Ben back, will you please? (Pause). This is fascinating. Absolutely fascinating! |
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