George Noory

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Art Bell appealed to the middle IQ. George snoory and his pizza pockets personality appeal to the very low IQ. As intended.

Blasphemy! ;)

He has fashioned her smile on his face, he's ready to come out and play prez.

Pence has been secretly using Rosetta Stone to learn Slovenian so he can steal Melania away from The Donald. Melania has a fetish for silver-haired, barrel-chested androids.

Art blew PewDiePie.

Art got mounted by the Cardiff Giant.

Freddy Got Fingered.

By George.

George has a collection of famous people’s beards...

He’s got Rutherford B. Hayes’ beard, Billy Gibbons’ beard, James Hardin’s beard, Abraham Lincoln’s beard.

And in his most recent acquisition, he got Larry Craig’s wife.

Freddy got fingered.

George got fisted.

Noory's eye balls fall out of his head and roll across the basket ball court, expanding as they travel. As the eye balls can still see, the camera begins to rotate with the vision of loose eyeballs. The camera is imbed in the pov of the eyes. The eyes expand to basketball sze, and get dribbled down court for a shot. The basketball sees noory and falles into a gaze of the tea cup. The game is over and Noory's eyes become functioning in their sockets again.

That was Stephen King-ish. 5*!!

George’s doctor prescribed him a dog cone to keep him from licking his balls.

...to keep him from licking Tommy’s balls.

Clyde Lewis is worse than George Noory.


His fucking bumper music drives me up the wall.

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LOL! What kind of music is it?

Clyde Pubis

Could you see what the basketball saw? That is the new feature to elevate NBA.

Clyde Lewis ripped off Bill Coopers show open with the air raid siren. I find it kind of funny in Lewis opening there is a voice on a Bull Horn saying "Give up Give Up!" a little subliminal programming there.

That’d be interesting. I like the out-of-the-box thinking.

Hmmm....yeah

Noory just coughed violently into an envelope and mailed it to Clyde with the return address: Bruce Ivins, Fort Detrick.

What did I hear George say the first half topic was going to be... The secret life of groceries???

You know, George (and Lisa Lyon), there’s no shame in admitting you’ve run out of topics. Just don’t insult our intelligence by trying to pretend groceries are esoteric.

Sounds like a psychological experiment: Can a loaf of bread hold the attention of a radio audience for two hours?

This is good radio, George.

The pinto bean conspiracy!

GEORGE: You know, Ben, I’ve always secretly wondered... How the heck do all the shelves in a grocery store get stocked? It’s magic! It’s almost like a team of elves sneaks in at night and does it.

(Awkward silence as the guest tries to determine if George is joking. When he realizes he’s not, he responds...)

BEN: Well, they do..

GEORGE: What?! Elves sneak into grocery stores at night and stock the shelves?

BEN: Employees do. They even have names for them..

GEORGE: Elves???

BEN: No. Shelf stockers.

(Awkward silence)

GEORGE: That’s uncanny, ISN’T IT?!

BEN: No. it’s actually not.

GEORGE: Har! Har! Har! You’re something else, Ben. You really are.

(Silence)

(CLICK!)

GEORGE: Ben? BEN?... I think we’ve lost Ben. Tommy, call Ben back, will you please? (Pause). This is fascinating. Absolutely fascinating!

The secret life of groceries, George? Yeah, I bet there are a few cucumbers you’ve purchased that have quite a story to tell.

The guest just said, “Look! This is just too big!” Lol

Sounds like George is sharing his Kroger cucumbers.

“George is going to San Bernardino ring-a-ding-ding...

Fat black women shakin’ their milkshakes, that’s George’s thing, now...”