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You Know You're Old When...

 
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A couple of younger guys say hi and ask how you're doing? You answer, "Living the life of Riley," and they look at you like you barfed on your shirt and one of your hearing aids is hanging-out of your ear.
 Quoting: Mr. N. Denial


I'm 56 and have no idea what you're talking about. You must be REALLY old. BTW, who is Riley and what is his life like?
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


You're joking? They had re-runs. William Bendix was the original and then Jackie Gleason played the part.
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A couple of younger guys say hi and ask how you're doing? You answer, "Living the life of Riley," and they look at you like you barfed on your shirt and one of your hearing aids is hanging-out of your ear.
 Quoting: Mr. N. Denial


I'm 56 and have no idea what you're talking about. You must be REALLY old. BTW, who is Riley and what is his life like?
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


You're joking? They had re-runs. William Bendix was the original and then Jackie Gleason played the part.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet


Not joking. Not a TV addict.
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
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or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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no one notices you (I like it)
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Yes, after about 50 or 55, everybody looks right through you, especially the women.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet


Maybe there's a reason for that. You say lame ass shit like
"living the life of Riley" and "I resemble that" and "It takes you all night...." and other canned, stupid responses which make it seem like you have early onset Altzheimers.

You've lost all social skills, so you make stereotypical canned responses that everyone has heard a million times.

Or you say something that might get you some attention, but it's just pity attention.


Better to be ignored than punched out.
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When you overhear DMX's Party Up and realize that was 20 yrs. ago...




.....and you were older then.....
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I'm 41 but look a lot younger. I keep meeting cute 20 somethings and it all goes well until age comes up and then they politely bow out or get a horrified look on their face lol. I don't go looking for them, they are coming on to me....women never know what they really want.
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I'll know I'm old when young guys quit hitting on me. Yesterday a 28 year old was trying his best. LOL! He was the same age as my son!
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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A couple of younger guys say hi and ask how you're doing? You answer, "Living the life of Riley," and they look at you like you barfed on your shirt and one of your hearing aids is hanging-out of your ear.
 Quoting: Mr. N. Denial


I'm 56 and have no idea what you're talking about. You must be REALLY old. BTW, who is Riley and what is his life like?
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


You're joking? They had re-runs. William Bendix was the original and then Jackie Gleason played the part.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet


Not joking. Not a TV addict.
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


I reviewed a couple of episodes on youtube and decided that you were probably better off not knowing. It sucked. Riley was kind of like an early day Archie Bunker, always saying stupid stuff.

Last Edited by Bennder on 08/14/2016 08:48 PM
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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The guys at Best Buy start calling you "Sir" instead of "Dude".
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HA! When you go to a Pink Floyd concert and a young man says, "Ma'am, excuse me" while trying to get out of the row of seats.

Yup, first time anyone called me ma'am was at a Pink Floyd concert.

It was nice that he was polite...but seriously, I stood there for a few moments wondering wtf had just happened.


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no one notices you (I like it)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72775736


Yes, after about 50 or 55, everybody looks right through you, especially the women.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet


Maybe there's a reason for that. You say lame ass shit like
"living the life of Riley" and "I resemble that" and "It takes you all night...." and other canned, stupid responses which make it seem like you have early onset Altzheimers.

You've lost all social skills, so you make stereotypical canned responses that everyone has heard a million times.

Or you say something that might get you some attention, but it's just pity attention.


Better to be ignored than punched out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


Hey! Here's a real oldie. Fuck you in the ass, moran.


Lots of AC's skipping their meds today.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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I can no longer effectively spot for the offensive line I've worked out since 1988 at the college where I work.
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You know you're getting old when you find yourself looking forward to death... it doesn't seem to be as scary.
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I mean, I'm old and that IS a really lame reply.


You must be a guy.


Old men are prone to saying really lame shit because it gets attention.


Then they come on a lame site like this and repeat it cause they think it gets them more attention.



Old men have nothing left to get attention but lameness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


And then They leave lame replies, on people's thread. As a form of gettng themselves attention.
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no one notices you (I like it)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72775736


Yes, after about 50 or 55, everybody looks right through you, especially the women.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet


Maybe there's a reason for that. You say lame ass shit like
"living the life of Riley" and "I resemble that" and "It takes you all night...." and other canned, stupid responses which make it seem like you have early onset Altzheimers.

You've lost all social skills, so you make stereotypical canned responses that everyone has heard a million times.

Or you say something that might get you some attention, but it's just pity attention.


Better to be ignored than punched out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


Hey! Here's a real oldie. Fuck you in the ass, moran.


Lots of AC's skipping their meds today.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet




Thanks for proving the point that you are so fucking brain dead, you are reduced to canned responses because your old ass can't come up with anything else.



Wow, dangling hearing aid and taking medication....now THOSE are some real crushers....


Why don't you just say "up your nose with a rubber hose."

That would just slay someone wouldn't it?


How about: your ass sucks canal water....that might REALLY GET A RESPONSE, HUH POPS
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OOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



MAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYBBBBBEEEEEE



it's just some asshole who is trying to make the point that wearing a hearing aid is just as repulsive, disgusting,
embarrassing, as throwing up on yourself.


Yea, I think most people think that. I know for myself whenever I see someone with a hearing aid I get really, really queasy and run to the bathroom.

There's nothing quite like the smell of a person with a hearing aid, and especially when it might be hanging from their ear. Horrible. Just horrendous.

I've actually seen younger people pick up heavy objects and try to stone the hard of hearing right where they stand.


Nothing more revolting, and I mean revolting, than a hearing aid.
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no one notices you (I like it)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72775736


Yes, after about 50 or 55, everybody looks right through you, especially the women.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet
Not true sonny, men in their 50's are secure financially and own their own homes and the thirty somethings are looking for that.

lol, kids these days.
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You know you're getting old when you find yourself looking forward to death... it doesn't seem to be as scary.
 Quoting: Cropper


How about: you know you're getting old when you find EVERYONE is looking forward to your death cause you say lame ass shit like "living the life of Riley"
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A couple of younger guys say hi and ask how you're doing? You answer, "Living the life of Riley," and they look at you like you barfed on your shirt and one of your hearing aids is hanging-out of your ear.
 Quoting: Mr. N. Denial


Do yourself a favor and resist the urge to say things like

That's cool daddy-o

or

That's Groovy man, real Groovy

or

That is copacetic
 Quoting: Loup Garou



It's really lame to talk like you actually talked 40 or 50 years ago. But at least it is something you might actually have said once.


This person is using an express that was used probably 40 or 50 years before he was BORN.


His PARENTS didn't even say this shit.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


Not true. I'm 65, and as the OP explained, there was a TV show in the 50s that re-popularized this euphemism.
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no one notices you (I like it)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72775736


Yes, after about 50 or 55, everybody looks right through you, especially the women.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet
Not true sonny, men in their 50's are secure financially and own their own homes and the thirty somethings are looking for that.

lol, kids these days.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72704437


Yea, there's still the sad hope that some gold digger might use you for your money.
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You Know You're Old When...

You don't put up with bullshit for one second.
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A couple of younger guys say hi and ask how you're doing? You answer, "Living the life of Riley," and they look at you like you barfed on your shirt and one of your hearing aids is hanging-out of your ear.
 Quoting: Mr. N. Denial


Do yourself a favor and resist the urge to say things like

That's cool daddy-o

or

That's Groovy man, real Groovy

or

That is copacetic
 Quoting: Loup Garou



It's really lame to talk like you actually talked 40 or 50 years ago. But at least it is something you might actually have said once.


This person is using an express that was used probably 40 or 50 years before he was BORN.


His PARENTS didn't even say this shit.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


Not true. I'm 65, and as the OP explained, there was a TV show in the 50s that re-popularized this euphemism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46317298


Awwwwwwww, now you've forgotten what euphamism means, haven't you....so sad
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You Know You're Old When...

You don't put up with bullshit for one second.
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Because you live in the delusional world that it's still the 1950s when people would deck an old fuck.
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You Know You're Old When...

You don't put up with bullshit for one second.
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You don't put up with bullshit for one second.
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Because you live in the delusional world that it's still the 1950s when people would deck an old fuck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


I meant to say wouldn't deck an old fuck...
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Your dreams catch up with your past, makes ya scared to dream and sleep
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You Know You're Old When...

You don't put up with bullshit for one second.
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I hope you try not putting up with bullshit real soon.

I really do.

Really let em have it Pops. Really give em whatever tiny fragment of your mind that you can spare.
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I'm not that old to beat your sissy ass!
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I'm not that old to beat your sissy ass!
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I mean could you sound less German?

I don't think so.

You're a namby pamby little baby.
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You Know You're Old When...

You don't put up with bullshit for one second.
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Because you live in the delusional world that it's still the 1950s when people would deck an old fuck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


Mother fucker I live in 2016 and it's people like you that make me want to choke them to death. Squeeze you throat until your tongue turns black then let you off with a warning, don't fuck with me, I'm not the one. How you like me now?
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I'm not that old to beat your sissy ass!
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I mean could you sound less German?

I don't think so.

You're a namby pamby little baby.
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You won't do shit, you fucking little cunt troll.
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You're standing at the doorway with a Gopher picker-upper and a cat food bowl feeding a cat outside.

Your pants fall down around your ankles.

You can't reach down to pull your pants back up because of your bad back, so you have to slowly take backward ministeps back inside all the while looking around sheepishly to see if any neighbors have seen you.
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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I won't be intimidated by an internet tough guy ever. I won't be intimidated by anyone for that matter.





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