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You Know You're Old When...

 
Anonymous Coward
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Is that too old? If so, fuck you.
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08/14/2016 09:39 PM
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Nice died twenty years ago.
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08/14/2016 09:41 PM
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Okay, I'll play nice.

You Know You're Old When...

your balls hang to your knee caps.
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08/14/2016 09:42 PM
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AS-thumbsdown
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A couple of younger guys say hi and ask how you're doing? You answer, "Living the life of Riley," and they look at you like you barfed on your shirt and one of your hearing aids is hanging-out of your ear.
 Quoting: Mr. N. Denial


Do yourself a favor and resist the urge to say things like

That's cool daddy-o

or

That's Groovy man, real Groovy

or

That is copacetic
 Quoting: Loup Garou


Using the word "copacetic" isn't old. At least not in song lyrics. It's been used in song lyrics by numerous bands over the past 25 years, up to and including 2015. It's not a dated word.
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08/14/2016 09:53 PM
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When your give a shit gets broken daily.
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08/14/2016 09:56 PM
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I just want you to know that I know that there are only two people on this thread....


me and the asshole that started it....



from the beginning.



No one else.


Me and the fucker that started it.
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getting up from a seated position is a 3-step process.
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You Know You're Old When...

You don't put up with bullshit for one second.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66927120


Because you live in the delusional world that it's still the 1950s when people would deck an old fuck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


Mother fucker I live in 2016 and it's people like you that make me want to choke them to death. Squeeze you throat until your tongue turns black then let you off with a warning, don't fuck with me, I'm not the one. How you like me now?
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Because you live in the delusional world that it's still the 1950s when people would deck an old fuck.
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Mother fucker I live in 2016 and it's people like you that make me want to choke them to death. Squeeze you throat until your tongue turns black then let you off with a warning, don't fuck with me, I'm not the one. How you like me now?
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Mother fucker I live in 2016 and it's people like you that make me want to choke them to death. Squeeze you throat until your tongue turns black then let you off with a warning, don't fuck with me, I'm not the one. How you like me now?
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You're standing at the doorway with a Gopher picker-upper and a cat food bowl feeding a cat outside.

Your pants fall down around your ankles.

You can't reach down to pull your pants back up because of your bad back, so you have to slowly take backward ministeps back inside all the while looking around sheepishly to see if any neighbors have seen you.
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Talk about a sight for sore eyes.

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08/14/2016 10:28 PM
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I'm not that old to beat your sissy ass!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66927120


I mean could you sound less German?

I don't think so.

You're a namby pamby little baby.
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You won't do shit, you fucking little cunt troll.
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lol
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08/14/2016 10:30 PM
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I bet you smell like piss and cigar.
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I'm not that old to beat your sissy ass!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66927120


I mean could you sound less German?

I don't think so.

You're a namby pamby little baby.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


You won't do shit, you fucking little cunt troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66927120


lol
 Quoting: saviour12631


Do you see what this person did here?


I saw a black man do the exact same thing in real life.


He ran into a store yelling don't hit me while he was running up on someone to beat them.

Police do it all the time.

Scream "DON'T RESIST...DON'T RESIST" so any witnesses might be persuaded that the person resisted and the police had to beat them up.

No one said anything about "doing shit" to this person.

He is the one who made the threats of physical violence.


Then all subsequent posts were him covering his ass.
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Because you live in the delusional world that it's still the 1950s when people would deck an old fuck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


Mother fucker I live in 2016 and it's people like you that make me want to choke them to death. Squeeze you throat until your tongue turns black then let you off with a warning, don't fuck with me, I'm not the one. How you like me now?
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08/14/2016 10:49 PM
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noooo...you really know youre old when youre a woman and when you shave your armpits, you start from the top and shave allthe way down to youre hip. now that myfriend, is old
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08/14/2016 10:51 PM
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noooo...you really know youre old when youre a woman and when you shave your armpits, you start from the top and shave allthe way down to youre hip. now that myfriend, is old
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72052429


Actually you don't know shit.


Old women don't have body hair.
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08/14/2016 11:03 PM
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uh, here and there, oh yes they do. Just grows slower and thins out dipshit
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08/15/2016 12:53 AM

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no one notices you (I like it)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72775736


Yes, after about 50 or 55, everybody looks right through you, especially the women.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet


Maybe there's a reason for that. You say lame ass shit like
"living the life of Riley" and "I resemble that" and "It takes you all night...." and other canned, stupid responses which make it seem like you have early onset Altzheimers.

You've lost all social skills, so you make stereotypical canned responses that everyone has heard a million times.

Or you say something that might get you some attention, but it's just pity attention.


Better to be ignored than punched out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


You seem to have transferred your hatred for your husband to other men on GLP. You're accusing other men here of the things you find repulsive in your husband. It's a sure sign that you're slipping mentally.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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Yes, after about 50 or 55, everybody looks right through you, especially the women.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet


Maybe there's a reason for that. You say lame ass shit like
"living the life of Riley" and "I resemble that" and "It takes you all night...." and other canned, stupid responses which make it seem like you have early onset Altzheimers.

You've lost all social skills, so you make stereotypical canned responses that everyone has heard a million times.

Or you say something that might get you some attention, but it's just pity attention.


Better to be ignored than punched out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


Hey! Here's a real oldie. Fuck you in the ass, moran.


Lots of AC's skipping their meds today.
 Quoting: rodehard putawaywet




Thanks for proving the point that you are so fucking brain dead, you are reduced to canned responses because your old ass can't come up with anything else.



Wow, dangling hearing aid and taking medication....now THOSE are some real crushers....


Why don't you just say "up your nose with a rubber hose."

That would just slay someone wouldn't it?


How about: your ass sucks canal water....that might REALLY GET A RESPONSE, HUH POPS

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154



"your ass sucks canal water"? Geeze that's dumb.

slay someone? ??

I was right. You need your meds.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



Slake Blake
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08/15/2016 09:31 PM
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You have to hold your scrotum when you sit on a toilet seat to keep them out of the cold water.
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Yeah, but at least he's got balls you millenum pussy!
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08/15/2016 09:40 PM
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Your cup of fucks runs empty.

Also, I always thought life of Riley was from the radio show. What a revolting development this is...
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I'm 41 but look a lot younger. I keep meeting cute 20 somethings and it all goes well until age comes up and then they politely bow out or get a horrified look on their face lol. I don't go looking for them, they are coming on to me....women never know what they really want.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72338685


Same thing here.

When I was 41 I had the same thing.

My advice is to stay away. One of them had a kid he forgot to tell me about. They're cute, but, nah.

I married a real man. He's a country boy.

I was 49 and he was 58 when we got married two years ago.

First time for both of us and it's all good.

Yep, we're old, but I feel sorry for the young folks who are gonna have to deal with this mess when we're all dead and buried and you can't talk to us anymore.





GLP