Donald Trump is John Titor?!?!?

Cheney be all like


Fuckin Geo Washington and Abe goddamn Lincoln sent Trump back to the future to save the republic bitches !!!

This needs a super pin!

It's GLP gold I tell ya!

And it just gets passed over these days...

Bump for exposure! This needs to be seen!

Pinned, best thread in ages, true glp stuff here

Wow, that was, just, is this what people in Mexico believe?

haha

That was entertaining.

This makes sense since obama is currently obsessed with licking toilet seats of trannies and gulping down turds in public bathrooms.

great time travel humiliation for someone who deserves it.

Mother of god... that thread

:3d3dd3:

Classic. So Donald Trump is Bill Braskie and Chuck Norris! I knew it.

"Mrs. Kaine is a Pence." Fucking classic.

It's true ^^

Explains why Pence's daughter can't be seen in the mirror in that photo, she's not part of this timeline.

This thread is epic because it blends a heaping helping of truth with the author's brilliant juxtapositions and sense of humor. It kept me up last night because, after I had a good laugh at the multi-Pences, I looked a few things up.

The part about John Trump examining Tesla's work was indeed true. I briefed my husband and posed this question (a Trump supporter and a supergenious)... Do you think John Trump's pronouncement "nothing to see here" was actually (as the author stated), an attempt to obscure or delay the possibilities for the weaponization of Tesla's technology due to fears of a nuclear holocost?

My husband replied (which scared me): Tesla was heavily connected to the CIA (I had heard that they were all over him; apparently from an early age as young Tesla had full access to the Vatican library). If Trump's uncle reviewed his papers, he surely had high clearance; thus Trump's uncle was CIA. Trump had a very close relationship with his uncle. He may well have been told the content of those papers. Trump being mentored by his uncle was simultaneously being groomed for the CIA. Trump is CIA. Period."

So it seems that there is a good chance that Trump may be a plant. Or could he be affiliated with a patriotic faction of the CIA? Will he betray us, or save us from the nuclear eventuality of the hildabeast? His connection to the Tesla papers is a remarkable coincidence ...

foolish

time travel is impossible

any time you exist is now

no matter how and where you travel

Seriously?? I really hope you're joking.. But even if you are, your jokes are trash.

If possible, please ask your husband if he believes that what we are witnessing is a war between factions.

do you have the original four chan link?

Boom!

The return of the John Titor in a mind blowing fashion!

Love it...

GET OUT OF MY TIMELINE!!!!

Watching Trump and Pence down in Louisiana today after reading this thread early this morning...

Is kinda cool!

I knew he had to be protected by someone very high level group or groups, because the people he is up against usually just drop a few million and send in a hit man to clean up messes like him. And Trump has to know that. He has to know about what happened to JFK. So, the only way he goes into this situation is with the blessings of someone powerful enough to protect him.

Do you recall that his statement about the conversation he had with his wife about running for president? When he told Mallania that he was running for president, she replied, "YOu Know Donald that if you run, YOU WILL WIN. She had no doubt because they already knew.

Wow...

Okay that's really funny and I should get around more if stuff like this is being put out in Spanish. Intergalactic Donald Trump Black Norwegian Metal sending subliminal messages in metal songs! Yes!