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ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator User ID: 72091327 United States 08/19/2016 07:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 31008413 Canada 08/19/2016 07:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Math problems: If Zenon the gay transgender has AIDS and shares bodily fluids with a different gay every night for 2 weeks, and the percent probability of passing on the AIDS virus is 33%, how many gays will receive the AIDS virus from Xenon? Problem 2: If the gays in problem 1 also have queer relations with different gays every day, how many it's will now be infected after a further 2 week period? Problem 3: Bonus question: Considering problems 1 and 2, how long would it take a gay community of 150 it's to be 100% infected? |
Diplomatic Warrior (OP) User ID: 72806141 United States 08/19/2016 07:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks for the pine. Found the direct link to referenced material: [link to www.hrc.org] I don't care who and how many are offended. I think this is wrong, so, so very wrong. Who? ~ What? ~ Where? ~ When? ~ How? ~ Why? When I was really little, I tried to stand up and pee like my dad did. I remember the moment vividly, my dad laughing, my mother saying that I wanted to be just like him. It was funny the first time, but I didn't much like the pee running down my legs. I was a girl, now a grown woman. I grew up to be very much like my father, but I learnt to pee sitting down, or squatting.That's how it works. I'm female, and nothing will change that. |
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Diplomatic Warrior (OP) User ID: 72806141 United States 08/19/2016 07:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its getting to the point where home schooling isn't enough. How do you protect them from the ever decaying wider community? Its getting to the point where to raise your child to be a morally balanced human being, you're condemning them to now be the one who doesn't fit into this sick manufactured society. Is there anything that hasn't been polluted and poisoned with this shit? An entire generation has been stolen. Who? ~ What? ~ Where? ~ When? ~ How? ~ Why? When I was really little, I tried to stand up and pee like my dad did. I remember the moment vividly, my dad laughing, my mother saying that I wanted to be just like him. It was funny the first time, but I didn't much like the pee running down my legs. I was a girl, now a grown woman. I grew up to be very much like my father, but I learnt to pee sitting down, or squatting.That's how it works. I'm female, and nothing will change that. |
Light Bulb M User ID: 844391 United States 08/19/2016 08:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Math problems: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31008413 If Zenon the gay transgender has AIDS and shares bodily fluids with a different gay every night for 2 weeks, and the percent probability of passing on the AIDS virus is 33%, how many gays will receive the AIDS virus from Xenon? Problem 2: If the gays in problem 1 also have queer relations with different gays every day, how many it's will now be infected after a further 2 week period? Problem 3: Bonus question: Considering problems 1 and 2, how long would it take a gay community of 150 it's to be 100% infected? Brilliant!!! |
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Diplomatic Warrior (OP) User ID: 72806141 United States 08/19/2016 08:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, in their stupid example about Gabby "and her two moms" where is the trans? Better say Gabby and zer parents. (Sarcasm alert! Like schools these days teach math.) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71606291 Like a man by the name of Michael Chapman pointed out; Common Core is all about Agenda 21. They don't care what kids actually learn anymore as long as they're indoctrinated into the new way of thinking. He's tracked down how all 30 chapters of the document are being taught in one way or another through one subject or another. Who? ~ What? ~ Where? ~ When? ~ How? ~ Why? When I was really little, I tried to stand up and pee like my dad did. I remember the moment vividly, my dad laughing, my mother saying that I wanted to be just like him. It was funny the first time, but I didn't much like the pee running down my legs. I was a girl, now a grown woman. I grew up to be very much like my father, but I learnt to pee sitting down, or squatting.That's how it works. I'm female, and nothing will change that. |
The Comedian :D User ID: 72816301 United States 08/19/2016 08:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "If a boy has one dick in his mouth, and one up his ass, how mad are you at Republicans for discriminating against pedophiles?" Last Edited by The Comedian :D on 08/19/2016 08:31 AM Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D User ID: 72816301 United States 08/19/2016 08:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whichever you can start this afternoon. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43878016 United States 08/19/2016 08:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Diplomatic Warrior “Creating word problems?” the HRC classroom guide asks. “Rather than asking students to calculate the speed of a car carrying ‘Gabby and her mom and dad,’ ask them to calculate the speed of a car carrying ‘Gabby and her two moms'.” ... Or you could just say 'parents' and skip this wholly unnecessary bullshit. Insanity. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72616476 United States 08/19/2016 08:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If a gay man spends $2 million dollars on a sex change operation, $15,000 on a new female wardrobe, $50,000 of a boob job and a face lift, How much will it cost to change back to his former self when he decides that being a woman is not really what he should be? and what is the cheapest way for him to suicide out of the bills? |
Danny User ID: 48343945 United Kingdom 08/19/2016 08:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whats with the new "Q" added on to the end of "LGBT" it's not queers because thats covered by being "Gay" and is what we called it before we were told what words we must use. Won't be long before they will need to add the letter "P" to this select group of people who already have more rights than we do. Letting them join the army has given the Russians an advantge because during training they keep looking behind themselves to see if someone has there back sides covered and the fear of man raped also keeps them on there toes. |
everLearner User ID: 71889217 United States 08/19/2016 09:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tyrone had five lipsticks. He gave two lipsticks to Muhammad Al Jihadiman to put on his goats. He also used one entire lipstick on the face of his six month old son as punishment because he was crying for baby formula. How many lipsticks does Tyrone have? |
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Diplomatic Warrior (OP) User ID: 72806141 United States 08/19/2016 09:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Christian private school. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69648387 Most states have allowances for poor folks with kids to help with costs. There IS a choice. I understand where you're coming from, and if having to choose between the 2, I'd go for a Christian school, but what if people don't want their children being indoctrinated into Christianity either? Who? ~ What? ~ Where? ~ When? ~ How? ~ Why? When I was really little, I tried to stand up and pee like my dad did. I remember the moment vividly, my dad laughing, my mother saying that I wanted to be just like him. It was funny the first time, but I didn't much like the pee running down my legs. I was a girl, now a grown woman. I grew up to be very much like my father, but I learnt to pee sitting down, or squatting.That's how it works. I'm female, and nothing will change that. |
Grove Street User ID: 70305012 United States 08/19/2016 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If obama is moving 30 MPH and michelle (Michael) is approaching a restroom at 29MPH in a southwesterly direction with a wind velocity of 2MPH. who will approach the toilet seat first. ANSWER: the both will arrive at the toilet seat simulataneously with obama doing the reverse cow POTUS. and they will both be happy The bathroom president Grove And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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Diplomatic Warrior (OP) User ID: 72806141 United States 08/19/2016 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you think just a man should be with a woman while she cooks cleans and teaches their kids there's this great culture called islam you should look into Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1511602 That's a big assuming IF. Who? ~ What? ~ Where? ~ When? ~ How? ~ Why? When I was really little, I tried to stand up and pee like my dad did. I remember the moment vividly, my dad laughing, my mother saying that I wanted to be just like him. It was funny the first time, but I didn't much like the pee running down my legs. I was a girl, now a grown woman. I grew up to be very much like my father, but I learnt to pee sitting down, or squatting.That's how it works. I'm female, and nothing will change that. |
The Credible Hulk User ID: 37582366 United States 08/19/2016 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck that. With a telephone pole. The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author. |
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The Comedian :D User ID: 72816301 United States 08/19/2016 11:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If a gay man spends $2 million dollars on a sex change operation, $15,000 on a new female wardrobe, $50,000 of a boob job and a face lift, How much will it cost to change back to his former self when he decides that being a woman is not really what he should be? Quoting: Mister Simple Question and what is the cheapest way for him to suicide out of the bills? Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
-GLP-Christian- User ID: 72800196 Sweden 08/19/2016 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's happening because no one's doing a damn thing about. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62789234 Keep praying while 'they' are DOING. We pray and you go do? Sounds like a plan. Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com] Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net] The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] FRANCE IS TEH GHEY! |
-GLP-Christian- User ID: 72800196 Sweden 08/19/2016 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If obama is moving 30 MPH and michelle (Michael) is approaching a restroom at 29MPH in a southwesterly direction with a wind velocity of 2MPH. Quoting: Grove Street who will approach the toilet seat first. ANSWER: the both will arrive at the toilet seat simulataneously with obama doing the reverse cow POTUS. and they will both be happy The bathroom president Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com] Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net] The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] FRANCE IS TEH GHEY! |
-GLP-Christian- User ID: 72800196 Sweden 08/19/2016 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whats with the new "Q" added on to the end of "LGBT" Quoting: Danny 48343945 it's not queers because thats covered by being "Gay" and is what we called it before we were told what words we must use. Won't be long before they will need to add the letter "P" to this select group of people who already have more rights than we do. Letting them join the army has given the Russians an advantge because during training they keep looking behind themselves to see if someone has there back sides covered and the fear of man raped also keeps them on there toes. B is for Bestiality? Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com] Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net] The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] FRANCE IS TEH GHEY! |