Oh, we all know you're a rough'n'ready dom daddy-o who doesn't mince or lisp. You don't like musicals, but prefer to work on your Mustang getting all greasy. You're so butch that even this guy would look femme next to you:

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Black leather, studs and body hair is your choice. No need to advertise it, though. You'll find your hairy bear of a sweetheart sooner or later.

Toodoloo, and happy fisting sessions in the swing you got last Christmas!