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So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...

 
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08/23/2016 07:31 PM
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So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
I had a steroid injection in my elbow to help re-attach the tendon to the bone, I took pain pills, muscle relaxers and like a full retard drank wine on top of it and went full blown Looney. I have no memory of it except for cops asking me if I sold drugs and waking up in the hospital. Evidently, I they saw my marijuana growing on the front porch, (I live on many acres in the middle of nowhere), and 2 large coffee cans full of buds. I didn't get in trouble, they just "confiscated" everything. So, here is the best part. I could have sworn that I his a can of mj somewhere, I looked.all over the place and couldn't find it, so I assumed that the cops found that one too. BTW they searched my entire property 7 acres, my neighbors said they had never seen so many cops. A few of my neighbors flushed their weed down the toilet. Today, 4 months later....I find the can of mj that I hid. Get this....in my freezer. Imagine those huge coffee cans full of smokage. I am still in shock I didn't go to jail. But, the funniest thing to me is...the cops searched all over, didn't take my guns, but took my weed destroyed my plants and took my samurai sword. Crazy!!!
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
I had a steroid injection in my elbow to help re-attach the tendon to the bone, I took pain pills, muscle relaxers and like a full retard drank wine on top of it and went full blown Looney. I have no memory of it except for cops asking me if I sold drugs and waking up in the hospital. Evidently, I they saw my marijuana growing on the front porch, (I live on many acres in the middle of nowhere), and 2 large coffee cans full of buds. I didn't get in trouble, they just "confiscated" everything. So, here is the best part. I could have sworn that I his a can of mj somewhere, I looked.all over the place and couldn't find it, so I assumed that the cops found that one too. BTW they searched my entire property 7 acres, my neighbors said they had never seen so many cops. A few of my neighbors flushed their weed down the toilet. Today, 4 months later....I find the can of mj that I hid. Get this....in my freezer. Imagine those huge coffee cans full of smokage. I am still in shock I didn't go to jail. But, the funniest thing to me is...the cops searched all over, didn't take my guns, but took my weed destroyed my plants and took my samurai sword. Crazy!!!
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You got to get rid of her for callin the cops.
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
I had a steroid injection in my elbow to help re-attach the tendon to the bone, I took pain pills, muscle relaxers and like a full retard drank wine on top of it and went full blown Looney. I have no memory of it except for cops asking me if I sold drugs and waking up in the hospital. Evidently, I they saw my marijuana growing on the front porch, (I live on many acres in the middle of nowhere), and 2 large coffee cans full of buds. I didn't get in trouble, they just "confiscated" everything. So, here is the best part. I could have sworn that I his a can of mj somewhere, I looked.all over the place and couldn't find it, so I assumed that the cops found that one too. BTW they searched my entire property 7 acres, my neighbors said they had never seen so many cops. A few of my neighbors flushed their weed down the toilet. Today, 4 months later....I find the can of mj that I hid. Get this....in my freezer. Imagine those huge coffee cans full of smokage. I am still in shock I didn't go to jail. But, the funniest thing to me is...the cops searched all over, didn't take my guns, but took my weed destroyed my plants and took my samurai sword. Crazy!!!
 Quoting: Mr.WTF 70939447


You got to get rid of her for callin the cops.
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Its street code
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08/23/2016 07:40 PM
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
They will pick you up with the rest on the big purge.
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
Even your neighbors lost their stash.

You never turn dime
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
They will pick you up with the rest on the big purge.
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Thats a possibility.
They could come back and still chaege you for it.

When you least expect it and you long since dropped your gaurd.
Knock knock
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08/23/2016 07:43 PM
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
Are you still together, lol?
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08/23/2016 07:44 PM
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
Samaraui sword?
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08/23/2016 07:47 PM
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
They will pick you up with the rest on the big purge.
 Quoting: Air daddy 56 72492543


Thats a possibility.
They could come back and still chaege you for it.

When you least expect it and you long since dropped your gaurd.
Knock knock
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THis X 10000


They are watching you to see if you are dealing or connected.

They may decide to not do anything but you better pray they don't have a budget shortfall or as the AC above said, knock knock.

You had best leave their jurisdiction now or CLINK.

Or even go talk with a lawyer
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08/23/2016 07:48 PM
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
sue her for breaking her contract. she vowed in sickness and in health. sounds like your wife is a traitor, the contract is void and youre a free man afterall!

congrats!
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08/23/2016 07:54 PM
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
go and tell youre wife in a calm manner that you want a divorce because she called the cops on you.

and don't let it turn into an argument where she calls the cops on you again.

in fact best not approach the subject at all and continue to live in fear of her doing it again at the slightest transgression you make.
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
are you sure youre wife didn't roofie you ? you know as part of her cunning devious long term plan to get your estate?
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08/23/2016 08:12 PM
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
are you sure youre wife didn't roofie you ? you know as part of her cunning devious long term plan to get your estate?
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I thought a out that and while at the hospital I asked them to check for odd things in my blood. They didn't even find mj because I only smoke it when I am in pain. I think I had some.sort.of road rage from the steroid injection mixed with pills and her wine. She is a real piece of work tho and I still have to live here with her for 4 more weeks. Egg shells anyone???
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08/23/2016 08:15 PM
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
Pets still alive? They shoot those first, y'know.
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08/23/2016 08:25 PM
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
Get rid of you your wife and you won't have these problems.

You can pick up a barfly if you need too.
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08/23/2016 08:28 PM
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
i got 99 problems, but your wife ain't one.
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Re: So, a few months ago my wife called the cops on me for being a drunken arsehole and...
I had a steroid injection in my elbow to help re-attach the tendon to the bone, I took pain pills, muscle relaxers and like a full retard drank wine on top of it and went full blown Looney. I have no memory of it except for cops asking me if I sold drugs and waking up in the hospital. Evidently, I they saw my marijuana growing on the front porch, (I live on many acres in the middle of nowhere), and 2 large coffee cans full of buds. I didn't get in trouble, they just "confiscated" everything. So, here is the best part. I could have sworn that I his a can of mj somewhere, I looked.all over the place and couldn't find it, so I assumed that the cops found that one too. BTW they searched my entire property 7 acres, my neighbors said they had never seen so many cops. A few of my neighbors flushed their weed down the toilet. Today, 4 months later....I find the can of mj that I hid. Get this....in my freezer. Imagine those huge coffee cans full of smokage. I am still in shock I didn't go to jail. But, the funniest thing to me is...the cops searched all over, didn't take my guns, but took my weed destroyed my plants and took my samurai sword. Crazy!!!
 Quoting: Mr.WTF 70939447


You got to get rid of her for callin the cops.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72604670


Fuck if my wife called the cops on me, she'd be out. Period.





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