BREAKING NEWS - ROCKET WAS SHOT DOWN BY HIGH TECH WEAPON? SLOW MOTION

It's a bird, you dumb mother duckers.

That was my uncle flying his quadcopter. Maybe the sonic transducers being tested for collision and guidance caused problems.

A weaponized Echo drone, piloted by Jeff Bezos.

Why? Because a bird flew by the camera right before the static test had begun?

Do you aspire to write for the National Enquirer one day when you get bigger?


You people.

Last Edited by Full of it on 09/02/2016 03:07 PM

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It was a Jewish rocket and payload according to you guys.
Christians and/or muslims and/or aliens would NEVER have the knowledge, technology or the guts to do such a thing.

It's a bird

advanced beings (watchers) that do NOT want that particular satellite in orbit.


More than likely it was a (maybe nuclear or other) weaponized satellite.

No the bird doesnt. it is simply closer to the camera.

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"birds"

just sayin'

a round bird doing mach 7+ ?


please....

I think Astro made that video to mess with your heads.

That being said, look at this video from 2:45. A first lieutenant missile launch officer from the U.S military in 1967 tells how UFO's are disabling missiles.

That's one fast fucking bird!

its a bird.

an ANTI-SEMITIC BIRD.

I don't give a shit what took it out...just happy that zuckershit and facefuck won't get the satellite up for awhile longer.

Since that rocket was loaded with a Facebook satellite, I'm guess that bird was probably a Twitter assassin. An anti-semetic Twitter attack bird.

That rocket blowing up is all the proof I need that there is a God.

Correct me if I'm off base, but that object has got.to be at least the size of a VW Bug, based on the scale of things in the video. It isn't a bird that is for sure.

Only someone with a cum encased bird brain would even think that is a bird.

Breaking news?...from what I know The US govt CIA, NSA,NASA tptb, secret govt, all declared war on God's army...daddy's home...

It's obviously a wingless sphere bird.

Dr Astros camera drone went rogue with that wonky tracking app he was working on

How was it shot down? it was a test, that pup never left the ground and wasnt even supposed to.

Test?...

Yes it was an angry bird

Since when are birds the size of a beach ball or even larger and move at MACH-6 in a perfectly straight arrow-like line?

Bird my ass.

Got close up footage, not quite a bird.. small though..

Bird escapes BBQ should be the title. Not as enticing but closer to the truth me thinks.