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How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol

 
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Well in the few years I've been on GLP, I have seen a number of pretty tense crisis situations averted by the GLP effect.....and after the week
(Especially the last few days) I'm just curious about how to, you know
Just kinda turn it off for about 10 min or so ! Maybe that's not a great idea but I'm kinda thinking what real harm could it do? C'mon please ?!!!?
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It's not dishonorable to quit (or to at least go on strike). How well are you paid? If not very... exit stage left.
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
I'm just curious about how to, you know
Just kinda turn it off for about 10 min or so !
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What?

It's not possible.

Why would you even ask such a horrid question?

glp
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Someone I met was asking.....just out of curiosity
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Well smack them and admonish them never to speak of it again.

The GLP Effect is basically loop quantum gravity. You undo that shit, and you get a cascading shockwave decay of the strong nuclear force that travels out into the universe at the speed of light reducing everything to undifferentiated quark soup.

damnedhuge
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Ok but really it's not like for that long.....only like 30-40 min tops !
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
Well in the few years I've been on GLP, I have seen a number of pretty tense crisis situations averted by the GLP effect.....and after the week
(Especially the last few days) I'm just curious about how to, you know
Just kinda turn it off for about 10 min or so ! Maybe that's not a great idea but I'm kinda thinking what real harm could it do? C'mon please ?!!!?
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It's not dishonorable to quit (or to at least go on strike). How well are you paid? If not very... exit stage left.
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How can I get paid to post on GLP???? That would be awesome!!!!!
Then I can take a break to stretch and wander the hallowed halls
In search of the Perfect Thread.....rumor has it, It's in the 3rd floor closet
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What?

It's not possible.

Why would you even ask such a horrid question?

glp
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Someone I met was asking.....just out of curiosity
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Well smack them and admonish them never to speak of it again.

The GLP Effect is basically loop quantum gravity. You undo that shit, and you get a cascading shockwave decay of the strong nuclear force that travels out into the universe at the speed of light reducing everything to undifferentiated quark soup.

damnedhuge
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Ok but really it's not like for that long.....only like 30-40 min tops !
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What part of "speed of light" are you unclear on?
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Someone I met was asking.....just out of curiosity
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Well smack them and admonish them never to speak of it again.

The GLP Effect is basically loop quantum gravity. You undo that shit, and you get a cascading shockwave decay of the strong nuclear force that travels out into the universe at the speed of light reducing everything to undifferentiated quark soup.

damnedhuge
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Ok but really it's not like for that long.....only like 30-40 min tops !
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What part of "speed of light" are you unclear on?
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Ok but no more than an hour.....tops !
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Someone I met was asking.....just out of curiosity
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Well smack them and admonish them never to speak of it again.

The GLP Effect is basically loop quantum gravity. You undo that shit, and you get a cascading shockwave decay of the strong nuclear force that travels out into the universe at the speed of light reducing everything to undifferentiated quark soup.

damnedhuge
 Quoting: The Deplorable Comedian :D


Ok but really it's not like for that long.....only like 30-40 min tops !
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What part of "speed of light" are you unclear on?
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Well is that in the new poster handbook? I tried to read it but got the yawns and had to stretch
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
Did anyone remember to put the salt circle around Worlddragon's body while she's traveling the astral realm...?

...Shit.

damned
Sit a spell.
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I've never been in "The Office". But I read once that he has a red phone and the switch next to the fandango radio system
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Did anyone remember to put the salt circle around Worlddragon's body while she's traveling the astral realm...?

...Shit.

damned
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I couldn't find any salt......will pepper work? Or we can try post it's !
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
I remember seeing a door that says "Morans" but it was blocked by some boxes.....the one that says "Alpha 6" was locked but I got into the bathroom without much effort.....it's not fortified at all !
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
He he that ought to do it !
Only for like a few hours, the nobody will notice since it is night time !
:-)
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Man it's quiet in here at night!
What are the flashing red lights for next to the map of South Korea ?
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
I guess it's ok to go to bed, I'll turn it back on in the morning
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I guess it's ok to go to bed, I'll turn it back on in the morning
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want some coffee?

coffee
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I guess it's ok to go to bed, I'll turn it back on in the morning
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Oh yeah, sorry. I got lost.

I'll keep an eye out for Worlddragon and make sure she doesn't get left in a field or something.

Sleep tight.
Sit a spell.
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Welcome back.

Drink some water.

hi
Sit a spell.
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
a good thing to do is sit somewhere force urself to do nothing for 30 mins. dont watch tv or read just sit. outside so u get fresh air too.
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
bump for the people waking up
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Good morning!
I think we can leave it off for a little bit.......not that long, really like 15-16 hours max ! Like 14 days at the most !
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bump to read weird stuff I type right after a dreamworld mission
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Well the dreamworld missions are some of the most dangerous...... I hear that's where the ban hammer has caused many an AC to never be heard from again ! Also the place that shills have the most power to convince the most informed poster that they are in fact related to "The Nobody" !
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
OMG that thread was sooooo awesome

it kept my mouth shut for about 5 days one time
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They say that once you've seen it... Everything you post turns to pins !
And that Lady Jane Smith and Trinity meet you at the end to welcome you into "Disclosure". There are only a handful that have made it, They're all. MODS.
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
that thread was 2-3 pages when I started reading it, and like a week later it had over 100 pages

it was NUTS

I musta posted like 50 times in it

People around me in reality were all like "what are you doing?" I was like "reading something"

normally I wouldn't answer like that i guess

LOL
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Lol it goes fast when you are chasing a rabbit
Today will definitely be the test, we should know in the next few hours if it has worked....good work, I don't think that anyone saw us and even if they did. They can't prove it was us lol.
Hopefully this is just a confirmation that the GLP effect is real and not a myth......Hopefully this lil question does not lead to a meltdown of all things conspiracy, I couldn't forgive myself. But hey at least
We know where they keep the Morans :-)
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
Well in the few years I've been on GLP, I have seen a number of pretty tense crisis situations averted by the GLP effect.....and after the week
(Especially the last few days) I'm just curious about how to, you know
Just kinda turn it off for about 10 min or so ! Maybe that's not a great idea but I'm kinda thinking what real harm could it do? C'mon please ?!!!?
 Quoting: Patriot_In_Waiting_Deplorable


Use The Cern Hardon Collider ! thats why that made it for...
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
Okay, but don't you come crying to me when Worlddragon turns it off.


dowager
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Oh I'll bet he can't even do it.....ill time him ! Ready? Go !
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ok im a chick but you raise a good point

how do we know it's off?
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1rof1
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
that thread was 2-3 pages when I started reading it, and like a week later it had over 100 pages

it was NUTS

I musta posted like 50 times in it

People around me in reality were all like "what are you doing?" I was like "reading something"

normally I wouldn't answer like that i guess

LOL
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Lol it goes fast when you are chasing a rabbit
Today will definitely be the test, we should know in the next few hours if it has worked....good work, I don't think that anyone saw us and even if they did. They can't prove it was us lol.
Hopefully this is just a confirmation that the GLP effect is real and not a myth......Hopefully this lil question does not lead to a meltdown of all things conspiracy, I couldn't forgive myself. But hey at least
We know where they keep the Morans :-)
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;) Thank you, thanks for helping, I wouldn't have put 2 legs and 4 legs together without all the support from you and a few others here.

those poor people (morans), where to go when your legs have gone away?
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Boss man needs you in his office, your performance lately has been sub par.
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Re: How exactly do you.....turn it off? Just for a few minutes, lol
that thread was 2-3 pages when I started reading it, and like a week later it had over 100 pages

it was NUTS

I musta posted like 50 times in it

People around me in reality were all like "what are you doing?" I was like "reading something"

normally I wouldn't answer like that i guess

LOL
 Quoting: Worlddragon


Lol it goes fast when you are chasing a rabbit
Today will definitely be the test, we should know in the next few hours if it has worked....good work, I don't think that anyone saw us and even if they did. They can't prove it was us lol.
Hopefully this is just a confirmation that the GLP effect is real and not a myth......Hopefully this lil question does not lead to a meltdown of all things conspiracy, I couldn't forgive myself. But hey at least
We know where they keep the Morans :-)
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;) Thank you, thanks for helping, I wouldn't have put 2 legs and 4 legs together without all the support from you and a few others here.

those poor people (morans), where to go when your legs have gone away?
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Boss man needs you in his office, your performance lately has been sub par.
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Dammit man....I'm out to lunch! Be right there in a minute, again for the umpteenth time today.....what a freakin slavedriver!
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Well in the few years I've been on GLP, I have seen a number of pretty tense crisis situations averted by the GLP effect.....and after the week
(Especially the last few days) I'm just curious about how to, you know
Just kinda turn it off for about 10 min or so ! Maybe that's not a great idea but I'm kinda thinking what real harm could it do? C'mon please ?!!!?
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Use The Cern Hardon Collider ! thats why that made it for...
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I would but I spilled my Dr Pepper on it and it is broken right now until the tech support people call me back (sopping up soda with wet napkins)
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Lol it goes fast when you are chasing a rabbit
Today will definitely be the test, we should know in the next few hours if it has worked....good work, I don't think that anyone saw us and even if they did. They can't prove it was us lol.
Hopefully this is just a confirmation that the GLP effect is real and not a myth......Hopefully this lil question does not lead to a meltdown of all things conspiracy, I couldn't forgive myself. But hey at least
We know where they keep the Morans :-)
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;) Thank you, thanks for helping, I wouldn't have put 2 legs and 4 legs together without all the support from you and a few others here.

those poor people (morans), where to go when your legs have gone away?
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Boss man needs you in his office, your performance lately has been sub par.
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I agree there but I got sent away the last 2 times

there is no way I'm going to the office without a memo or a hostage

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Give em hell ! Remember that paper cuts and staplers are extremely dangerous
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Well smack them and admonish them never to speak of it again.

The GLP Effect is basically loop quantum gravity. You undo that shit, and you get a cascading shockwave decay of the strong nuclear force that travels out into the universe at the speed of light reducing everything to undifferentiated quark soup.

damnedhuge
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Ok but really it's not like for that long.....only like 30-40 min tops !
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What part of "speed of light" are you unclear on?
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Well is that in the new poster handbook? I tried to read it but got the yawns and had to stretch
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Slacker.

Just don't, OK?

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