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The Book of Psalms is a Book of Pharms!

 
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09/17/2016 10:16 AM
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The Book of Psalms is a Book of Pharms!
What I despise about Christians and the like is their lack of imagination when it comes to Scripture. The Church says it means such and such and they follow it blindly. The Bible contains a great deal of practical knowledge semi-'encoded'. It makes sense. The one thing a people sent into exile would be allowed to take would be their religious texts as the invaders would see no use for them. Little did they know the writings contained the sum of the culture's knowledge...

Psalms is a collection of natural pharmaceutical remedies. Here are a couple of examples.

Psalm 1
1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
2 But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night. To do this you need a clear head and no headache. Therefore the way of the sinners causes headaches.
3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.Willow
4 The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.Remove the bark
5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.Make sure there is no bark. The righteous is the white 'flesh' beneath
6 For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish. Chewing on the white 'flesh' will remove the headache.


Willow trunk is the source of Aspirin.

Psalm 2
1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?Heathens have no hearts yet they complain of 'heart-burn'.
2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying,The rich an powerful also succumb due to their rich diets
3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.They turn to blood letting and other ancient practices
4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.
5 Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.Is it God taking his revenge?
6 Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.The Star of David + a pseudo anagram of Zion is anise + Zion decodes to NSAC which is aniseed. The cure tastes the same and grows in valleys.
7 I will declare the decree: the Lord hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee.
8 Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession.The cure will give the heathen their hearts back!
9 Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel. The effects are almost instantaneous. Smash the dried root, kept in jars once harvested, into pieces.
10 Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.
11 Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling.
12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him. Have just a little lick before eating to prevent or more if there are symptoms afterwards.


It's Liquorice.

(FYI Psalm 23 is the use of Belladonna in small doses for chronic back pain.)

But of course, you Christians and Jews will disagree vehemently because you have been programmed that way. It's a shame.
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09/17/2016 04:53 PM
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Re: The Book of Psalms is a Book of Pharms!
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09/17/2016 04:58 PM
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You're getting mad because you assume everyone sits and ponder about scripture and close relation to God

I was the same. I find this problem also in Islam, not just Judaism and Christianity. It's best to carry the yoke and be at peace.

Though, you're point of saying this psalm is for chronic back pain, is lame. And limiting. So you're probably the same as i described above.
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Because there pussy weed head smokers who go to the graves and descreate every hill like cypress hill.
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This is one of the most bizarre leaps of logic I've ever seen. It's the equivilant of saying:

Water is wet. Therefore, potato.

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