Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Kansas City Chiefs

Q. What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"?

Q. How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A. To Arrowhead Stadium, they never get a touch down there.

Q. What do you call a Kansas City Chief wearing a Super bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A. Because he wasn't finished coloring it yet.

Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows, and we'll never find out.

Q. What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.