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Attar
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Sell me your soul
You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) as your signatory and the deal is done.

Some requests might not be feasible, and I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which may alleviate some of the burdens of your mark or possibly remove it entirely.

There are no guarantees regarding a specifics, as all is relative. The closer you get to what you want, the more significant the agreement. The farther from, the more "slack" you'll have, making for a win-win.

Last Edited by Attar on 10/06/2016 09:39 PM
Adytum

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So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing.


Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit.

'Bout time.
As my little Sicilian grandmother used to say, "The wheels of the gods grind slowly..."
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So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing.


Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit.

'Bout time.
 Quoting: Adytum


Yeah, it's about time to put GLP in closet and ride our rocking chairs into the sunset.
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Re: Sell me your soul
You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) and give it to you. The closer you get to what you want, the more of your soul is mine but you make up for that with spiritual currency you earn through your improved position in life. The farther you get from the deal, the more of your soul is yours and the stronger of a devil you'll be in your own right when the time comes. Currency is experience, strength is free will.

Some requests might not be feasible, I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which alone is worth the price of admission and means special treatment when this cycle ends. Maybe even removal of your mark.

You might find this thread to be stupid, but this is a way to do it and I'm offering. If you're already damned, it's an upgrade, really.
 Quoting: Attar


Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?scheming
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OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


applause2
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OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


Hell I'll even negotiate on #1, because it's somewhat cocered by #2.

Come on! Let's do this!
Attar  (OP)

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OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


There is a timetable to take into account, but otherwise yes, we do. What is your name, or a name for you?
FISHERMAN50

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Keep my family safe n happy so they each live long happy lives and want for nothing
Meet those demands
U got a deal
FISHERMAN50
Attar  (OP)

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So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing.


Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit.

'Bout time.
 Quoting: Adytum


I'm not role-playing. There are individuals on this forum who view the book if life as the Borg collective. Others view new Zion as a cage, or the lake of fire as source.

I can only help them and anyone else who isn't already saved, which is greater than ninety percent of you.
Attar  (OP)

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Keep my family safe n happy so they each live long happy lives and want for nothing
Meet those demands
U got a deal
 Quoting: FISHERMAN50


How many individuals? And do you have a name?
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If you believe in atman, I've got a soul to sell ya.
Deplorable Debauchery

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I already have everything I want.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
Attar  (OP)

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If you believe in atman, I've got a soul to sell ya.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


I believe I do.

What would you like for it?
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I already have everything I want.
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


And for eternity?
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Keep my family safe n happy so they each live long happy lives and want for nothing
Meet those demands
U got a deal
 Quoting: FISHERMAN50


How many individuals? And do you have a name?
 Quoting: Attar


5 individuals
I am the one they call fisherman
FISHERMAN50
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But im curious qhat you think mine's worth.

Can you see individual souls?
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Deplorable Debauchery

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I already have everything I want.
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


And for eternity?
 Quoting: Attar


Oh hell, if you can give me and my people immortality then it's a deal. I want to see the shit hit the fan, live through it, then watch the rebuild.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
Attar  (OP)

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Re: Sell me your soul
I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.
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Keep my family safe n happy so they each live long happy lives and want for nothing
Meet those demands
U got a deal
 Quoting: FISHERMAN50


How many individuals? And do you have a name?
 Quoting: Attar


5 individuals
I am the one they call fisherman
 Quoting: FISHERMAN50


I admire your selflessness, it should serve you well. Your angel is Agares, he's the devil by way of which your soul is purchased.
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OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


There is a timetable to take into account, but otherwise yes, we do. What is your name, or a name for you?
 Quoting: Attar


OK fine, the timetable is within one year. Meet my demands as payment and I'll give you my name and complete the deal.

Now you better get crackin', you got a lot of work to do!
Attar  (OP)

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I already have everything I want.
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


And for eternity?
 Quoting: Attar


Oh hell, if you can give me and my people immortality then it's a deal. I want to see the shit hit the fan, live through it, then watch the rebuild.
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


Who and how many are your people?
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If you believe in atman, I've got a soul to sell ya.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


I believe I do.

What would you like for it?
 Quoting: Attar
I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.
 Quoting: Attar


A choice of past lives?

Or any choice of past lives?
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not for sale 1dunno11dunno11dunno11dunno1
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
Attar  (OP)

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But im curious qhat you think mine's worth.

Can you see individual souls?
 Quoting: Ipiphini


Sex and money if that's good enough.
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And what exactly qualifies you to make these deals?
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I've already caught my train, but I appreciate the offer.

I'll be curious to see what people bring to the table.


Sit a spell.
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Pitiful display of sweeping up the gutter.

epiclol


Some souls will never be bought/traded or gambled with., but you know this already.
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I dont have the rite to give what has already been paid for.

The physical body is for sale, although that seems to be encumbered also. The line starts at the end of the hall next to the IRS office.

The elements of the space I dwell in decay and are consumed, the spirit has no begining, the two have been entwined for a purpose. Are you purchasing the spirit? The entwined embodiement or just the physical mindless skin?

You can have my name when I remember it. And by the same token you can share yours
Attar  (OP)

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OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


There is a timetable to take into account, but otherwise yes, we do. What is your name, or a name for you?
 Quoting: Attar


OK fine, the timetable is within one year. Meet my demands as payment and I'll give you my name and complete the deal.

Now you better get crackin', you got a lot of work to do!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


The timetable is ten years and we don't even need to negotiate your second point. But your name comes first, then your demands.
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I already have everything I want.
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


And for eternity?
 Quoting: Attar


Oh hell, if you can give me and my people immortality then it's a deal. I want to see the shit hit the fan, live through it, then watch the rebuild.
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


Who and how many are your people?
 Quoting: Attar


8 of us total. Now you know I can't give you legit names. It is the interwebs but you can call me Deb. groucho
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.