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Sell me your soul

 
Asuralikeproduction

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If you believe in atman, I've got a soul to sell ya.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


I believe I do.

What would you like for it?
 Quoting: Attar
I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.
 Quoting: Attar


A choice of past lives?

Or any choice of past lives?
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


Actually though, conventionally each 'being' has it's own individual mind-stream (as illusory as it may be); therefore you couldn't really take someone's "soul" and give them someone else's past personality in return.

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OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


There is a timetable to take into account, but otherwise yes, we do. What is your name, or a name for you?
 Quoting: Attar


OK fine, the timetable is within one year. Meet my demands as payment and I'll give you my name and complete the deal.

Now you better get crackin', you got a lot of work to do!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


Dude, you don't fuck with Taylor Swift or tell her what to do. Be careful.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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Keep my family safe n happy so they each live long happy lives and want for nothing
Meet those demands
U got a deal
 Quoting: FISHERMAN50


How many individuals? And do you have a name?
 Quoting: Attar


5 individuals
I am the one they call fisherman
 Quoting: FISHERMAN50


I admire your selflessness, it should serve you well. Your angel is Agares, he's the devil by way of which your soul is purchased.
 Quoting: Attar


SWEET 5a
FISHERMAN50
Attar  (OP)

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Re: Sell me your soul
If you believe in atman, I've got a soul to sell ya.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


I believe I do.

What would you like for it?
 Quoting: Attar
I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.
 Quoting: Attar


A choice of past lives?

Or any choice of past lives?
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


You can try me and it may be available, or we can be generic with them.
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 12:48 AM
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If you believe in atman, I've got a soul to sell ya.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


I believe I do.

What would you like for it?
 Quoting: Attar
I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.
 Quoting: Attar


A choice of past lives?

Or any choice of past lives?
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


Actually though, conventionally each 'being' has it's own individual mind-stream (as illusory as it may be); therefore you couldn't really take someone's "soul" and give them someone else's past personality in return.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


The idea is your soul is purchased, and there is a bank of souls likewise purchased stretching back to Adam. They are available as past lives to you, where you maintain sovereignty as the last incarnation.
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OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


Mulder tried that by wishing for peace on Earth, so the genie in the carpet made everyone disappear. In the end he used a wish to set her free (just like Aladdin) so she could hang out at a cafe and people watch in the busy street like she always wanted.
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And for eternity?
 Quoting: Attar


Oh hell, if you can give me and my people immortality then it's a deal. I want to see the shit hit the fan, live through it, then watch the rebuild.
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


Who and how many are your people?
 Quoting: Attar


8 of us total. Now you know I can't give you legit names. It is the interwebs but you can call me Deb. groucho
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


I don't need theirs, only yours and that's good enough. You should find yourselves in a favorable position within the next decade. I would take you personally, and that's Attar.
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I believe I do.

What would you like for it?
 Quoting: Attar
I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.
 Quoting: Attar


A choice of past lives?

Or any choice of past lives?
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


Actually though, conventionally each 'being' has it's own individual mind-stream (as illusory as it may be); therefore you couldn't really take someone's "soul" and give them someone else's past personality in return.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


The idea is your soul is purchased, and there is a bank of souls likewise purchased stretching back to Adam. They are available as past lives to you, where you maintain sovereignty as the last incarnation.
 Quoting: Attar


How would I maintain sovereignty as the last incarnation, if my 'soul' would belong to you?

It's late, and I can't think hard right now; so I guess what I'm asking is for you to elaborate on your statement.

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How many individuals? And do you have a name?
 Quoting: Attar


5 individuals
I am the one they call fisherman
 Quoting: FISHERMAN50


I admire your selflessness, it should serve you well. Your angel is Agares, he's the devil by way of which your soul is purchased.
 Quoting: Attar


SWEET 5a
 Quoting: FISHERMAN50


I appreciate your business, you won't regret it.
Attar  (OP)

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And what exactly qualifies you to make these deals?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73011089


Being Attar.
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not for sale 1dunno11dunno11dunno11dunno1
 Quoting: Astral Goat


That's easily enough overridden. Do you have terms?
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Oh hell, if you can give me and my people immortality then it's a deal. I want to see the shit hit the fan, live through it, then watch the rebuild.
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


Who and how many are your people?
 Quoting: Attar


8 of us total. Now you know I can't give you legit names. It is the interwebs but you can call me Deb. groucho
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


I don't need theirs, only yours and that's good enough. You should find yourselves in a favorable position within the next decade. I would take you personally, and that's Attar.
 Quoting: Attar


Cheers my good man..or woman.

cheers
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
Attar  (OP)

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A choice of past lives?

Or any choice of past lives?
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


Actually though, conventionally each 'being' has it's own individual mind-stream (as illusory as it may be); therefore you couldn't really take someone's "soul" and give them someone else's past personality in return.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


The idea is your soul is purchased, and there is a bank of souls likewise purchased stretching back to Adam. They are available as past lives to you, where you maintain sovereignty as the last incarnation.
 Quoting: Attar


How would I maintain sovereignty as the last incarnation, if my 'soul' would belong to you?

It's late, and I can't think hard right now; so I guess what I'm asking is for you to elaborate on your statement.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


Your sovereignty is over the souls who amount to your prior incarnations. Experience, again, is currency. I expect to spare you the lake but your system may remain intact.
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OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


Mulder tried that by wishing for peace on Earth, so the genie in the carpet made everyone disappear. In the end he used a wish to set her free (just like Aladdin) so she could hang out at a cafe and people watch in the busy street like she always wanted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72963593


It makes me happy to see someone else think of this.
Sit a spell.
Attar  (OP)

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Who and how many are your people?
 Quoting: Attar


8 of us total. Now you know I can't give you legit names. It is the interwebs but you can call me Deb. groucho
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


I don't need theirs, only yours and that's good enough. You should find yourselves in a favorable position within the next decade. I would take you personally, and that's Attar.
 Quoting: Attar


Cheers my good man..or woman.

cheers
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


Man, and the same to you.

You'll be glad you did, I'm sure. As I'm often indisposed, I am going to allow you Paimon as an intermediary. I wish you and yours well.
Attar  (OP)

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OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939


Mulder tried that by wishing for peace on Earth, so the genie in the carpet made everyone disappear. In the end he used a wish to set her free (just like Aladdin) so she could hang out at a cafe and people watch in the busy street like she always wanted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72963593


It makes me happy to see someone else think of this.
 Quoting: Preta-Sana


Peace on earth is on its way. An easy wish should be an easy bankroll. That being said, this is the order of things.
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Actually though, conventionally each 'being' has it's own individual mind-stream (as illusory as it may be); therefore you couldn't really take someone's "soul" and give them someone else's past personality in return.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


The idea is your soul is purchased, and there is a bank of souls likewise purchased stretching back to Adam. They are available as past lives to you, where you maintain sovereignty as the last incarnation.
 Quoting: Attar


How would I maintain sovereignty as the last incarnation, if my 'soul' would belong to you?

It's late, and I can't think hard right now; so I guess what I'm asking is for you to elaborate on your statement.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


Your sovereignty is over the souls who amount to your prior incarnations. Experience, again, is currency. I expect to spare you the lake but your system may remain intact.
 Quoting: Attar


The lake as in the "lake of fire" as in roman catholicism or southern baptism? Or the lake as in a pool meaning like an accumulation?
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The idea is your soul is purchased, and there is a bank of souls likewise purchased stretching back to Adam. They are available as past lives to you, where you maintain sovereignty as the last incarnation.
 Quoting: Attar


How would I maintain sovereignty as the last incarnation, if my 'soul' would belong to you?

It's late, and I can't think hard right now; so I guess what I'm asking is for you to elaborate on your statement.
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


Your sovereignty is over the souls who amount to your prior incarnations. Experience, again, is currency. I expect to spare you the lake but your system may remain intact.
 Quoting: Attar


The lake as in the "lake of fire" as in roman catholicism or southern baptism? Or the lake as in a pool meaning like an accumulation?
 Quoting: Asuralikeproduction


The lake as in the lake of fire.
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That you, Rothschild?
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That you, Rothschild?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1219584


I'm sure it's the same difference to you. Would you like to make a deal?
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I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.
 Quoting: Attar


You cannot.

First, prove that past lives are real. A soul is worthless when you have many, many lives.

My soul is valuable because there is only one and it is worth more than you have access to.
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I'm kind of taking a shine to you, Attar. Call me crazy.

Again, no needs on my part, but my open door policy extends to you, if you want.

Make yourself at home.
Sit a spell.
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Pitiful display of sweeping up the gutter.



Some souls will never be bought/traded or gambled with., but you know this already.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73019704


They are worth their weight in gold.

Some souls can't. The ones that won't are no better than the ones that will.

But would you like to make an offer?

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"But would you like to make an offer?"

no
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I dont have the rite to give what has already been paid for.

The physical body is for sale, although that seems to be encumbered also. The line starts at the end of the hall next to the IRS office.

The elements of the space I dwell in decay and are consumed, the spirit has no begining, the two have been entwined for a purpose. Are you purchasing the spirit? The entwined embodiement or just the physical mindless skin?

You can have my name when I remember it. And by the same token you can share yours
 Quoting: knownunknown


The only one who can pay for what I want, will abide by my contract. If anything, it's an addendum. Trust me on that.

I'm not interested in your body or spirit, but am willing to alleviate the flesh's encumberment.

Your terms should come before your name, in regard to an agreement. The name of mine that matters in this case is Attar. If you wanted more than that, I'm willing to seal a deal.
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I'm kind of taking a shine to you, Attar. Call me crazy.

Again, no needs on my part, but my open door policy extends to you, if you want.

Make yourself at home.
 Quoting: Preta-Sana


I'm not sure I follow you exactly, but I'd be willing to field an offer regardless.

I think you're better off hedging your bets as far as your needs might go, in other words.

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I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.
 Quoting: Attar


You cannot.

First, prove that past lives are real. A soul is worthless when you have many, many lives.

My soul is valuable because there is only one and it is worth more than you have access to.
 Quoting: A Friend


The bank of souls extends back to Adam, they're at our disposal. Some fine their true selves, their center, in a past life.

If your name is written in the book of life, then you're absolutely right. If it's not, maybe you're special enough to be an angel? Or, maybe you want something else.
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I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.
 Quoting: Attar


You cannot.

First, prove that past lives are real. A soul is worthless when you have many, many lives.

My soul is valuable because there is only one and it is worth more than you have access to.
 Quoting: A Friend


The bank of souls extends back to Adam, they're at our disposal. Some fine their true selves, their center, in a past life.

If your name is written in the book of life, then you're absolutely right. If it's not, maybe you're special enough to be an angel? Or, maybe you want something else.
 Quoting: Attar


I belong to God only.

Are you trying to have me believe that some human beings who are made in the image of God are not humans but angels? Is that what you are trying to say?
But Lord, he stinketh!


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How much you offering? $4,500 and an Xbone S?
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