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Sell me your soul

 
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 01:51 AM
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I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.
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You cannot.

First, prove that past lives are real. A soul is worthless when you have many, many lives.

My soul is valuable because there is only one and it is worth more than you have access to.
 Quoting: A Friend


The bank of souls extends back to Adam, they're at our disposal. Some fine their true selves, their center, in a past life.

If your name is written in the book of life, then you're absolutely right. If it's not, maybe you're special enough to be an angel? Or, maybe you want something else.
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I belong to God only.

Are you trying to have me believe that some human beings who are made in the image of God are not humans but angels? Is that what you are trying to say?
 Quoting: A Friend


Yes, I am. I could quote scripture, but I'd rather not.

If you believe you're saved, then you're right I have nothing to offer you. I can offer these others a firm of salvation, but only second class in nature.
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09/19/2016 01:53 AM
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How much you offering? $4,500 and an Xbone S?
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I take a response as an inquiry, if not a cry for help. If you were being serious, I'd offer you $5,000 and a wife.

If not, I'd rather field requests.
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And I hope, by my intervention, to spare these individuals the worst of that cutting. If that's ok.
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You cannot.

First, prove that past lives are real. A soul is worthless when you have many, many lives.

My soul is valuable because there is only one and it is worth more than you have access to.
 Quoting: A Friend


The bank of souls extends back to Adam, they're at our disposal. Some fine their true selves, their center, in a past life.

If your name is written in the book of life, then you're absolutely right. If it's not, maybe you're special enough to be an angel? Or, maybe you want something else.
 Quoting: Attar


I belong to God only.

Are you trying to have me believe that some human beings who are made in the image of God are not humans but angels? Is that what you are trying to say?
 Quoting: A Friend


Yes, I am. I could quote scripture, but I'd rather not.

If you believe you're saved, then you're right I have nothing to offer you. I can offer these others a firm of salvation, but only second class in nature.
 Quoting: Attar


Second class… you actually mean last place. I would rather see you spend time offering first class instead. If you are not with us you are against us… is that how it goes?

Thank you for being reasonable in your efforts to gain souls for your master.

spirit

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I'm kind of taking a shine to you, Attar. Call me crazy.

Again, no needs on my part, but my open door policy extends to you, if you want.

Make yourself at home.
 Quoting: Preta-Sana


I'm not sure I follow you exactly, but I'd be willing to field an offer regardless.

I think you're better off hedging your bets as far as your needs might go, in other words.
 Quoting: Attar


I have no need of said services at the moment, nor any desire for particular deals. Mine's already envolé in much the same manner.

And as for open doors... You're all mad spirits to me, and my door is always open to such. Make of that what you will.

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Sit a spell.
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09/19/2016 01:57 AM
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I would like to have bigger healthy dick preferably 9" long and 6.5 inches in girth ...and 1million $$$$.
I go by the name cef.
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09/19/2016 01:58 AM
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How much you offering? $4,500 and an Xbone S?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73020005


I take a response as an inquiry, if not a cry for help. If you were being serious, I'd offer you $5,000 and a wife.

If not, I'd rather field requests.
 Quoting: Attar


Just curious is all.
I'm not understanding are you the devil or something buying souls for nefarious purposes?
Attar  (OP)

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The bank of souls extends back to Adam, they're at our disposal. Some fine their true selves, their center, in a past life.

If your name is written in the book of life, then you're absolutely right. If it's not, maybe you're special enough to be an angel? Or, maybe you want something else.
 Quoting: Attar


I belong to God only.

Are you trying to have me believe that some human beings who are made in the image of God are not humans but angels? Is that what you are trying to say?
 Quoting: A Friend


Yes, I am. I could quote scripture, but I'd rather not.

If you believe you're saved, then you're right I have nothing to offer you. I can offer these others a firm of salvation, but only second class in nature.
 Quoting: Attar


Second class… you actually mean last place. I would rather see you spend time offering first class instead. If you are not with us you are against us… is that how it goes?

Thank you for being reasonable in your efforts to gain souls for your master.

spirit

light
 Quoting: A Friend


First class is your name in the book of life. I'd have to be Jesus to offer that. Second place is heathen status, which I'm offering. Last place is fending for yourself in the lake if fire, which no one should want.
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 02:02 AM
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I'm kind of taking a shine to you, Attar. Call me crazy.

Again, no needs on my part, but my open door policy extends to you, if you want.

Make yourself at home.
 Quoting: Preta-Sana


I'm not sure I follow you exactly, but I'd be willing to field an offer regardless.

I think you're better off hedging your bets as far as your needs might go, in other words.
 Quoting: Attar


I have no need of said services at the moment, nor any desire for particular deals. Mine's already envolé in much the same manner.

And as for open doors... You're all mad spirits to me, and my door is always open to such. Make of that what you will.

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 Quoting: Preta-Sana


I understand, but I may supercede such a manner. It's no more than hedging your bets, to be pragmatic. And I understand.
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I belong to God only.

Are you trying to have me believe that some human beings who are made in the image of God are not humans but angels? Is that what you are trying to say?
 Quoting: A Friend


Yes, I am. I could quote scripture, but I'd rather not.

If you believe you're saved, then you're right I have nothing to offer you. I can offer these others a firm of salvation, but only second class in nature.
 Quoting: Attar


Second class… you actually mean last place. I would rather see you spend time offering first class instead. If you are not with us you are against us… is that how it goes?

Thank you for being reasonable in your efforts to gain souls for your master.

spirit

light
 Quoting: A Friend


First class is your name in the book of life. I'd have to be Jesus to offer that. Second place is heathen status, which I'm offering. Last place is fending for yourself in the lake if fire, which no one should want.
 Quoting: Attar


I'm not familiar with heathen status.
But Lord, he stinketh!


fnecsm

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09/19/2016 02:03 AM
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I guess you can make my penis larger ...you are such a bad soul broker , just kill yourself already!
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Yes, I am. I could quote scripture, but I'd rather not.

If you believe you're saved, then you're right I have nothing to offer you. I can offer these others a firm of salvation, but only second class in nature.
 Quoting: Attar


Second class… you actually mean last place. I would rather see you spend time offering first class instead. If you are not with us you are against us… is that how it goes?

Thank you for being reasonable in your efforts to gain souls for your master.

spirit

light
 Quoting: A Friend


First class is your name in the book of life. I'd have to be Jesus to offer that. Second place is heathen status, which I'm offering. Last place is fending for yourself in the lake if fire, which no one should want.
 Quoting: Attar


I'm not familiar with heathen status.
 Quoting: A Friend


Also, you don't have to be Jesus to talk about the gift He gave us.
But Lord, he stinketh!


fnecsm

"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040
Attar  (OP)

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How much you offering? $4,500 and an Xbone S?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73020005


I take a response as an inquiry, if not a cry for help. If you were being serious, I'd offer you $5,000 and a wife.

If not, I'd rather field requests.
 Quoting: Attar


Just curious is all.
I'm not understanding are you the devil or something buying souls for nefarious purposes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73020005


I am a devil, and am buying souls to help both those individuals and myself.
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 02:09 AM
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Second class… you actually mean last place. I would rather see you spend time offering first class instead. If you are not with us you are against us… is that how it goes?

Thank you for being reasonable in your efforts to gain souls for your master.

spirit

light
 Quoting: A Friend


First class is your name in the book of life. I'd have to be Jesus to offer that. Second place is heathen status, which I'm offering. Last place is fending for yourself in the lake if fire, which no one should want.
 Quoting: Attar


I'm not familiar with heathen status.
 Quoting: A Friend


Also, you don't have to be Jesus to talk about the gift He gave us.
 Quoting: A Friend


Jesus was given the gentiles, the coming king or Messiah will likewise be given the oagan in servitude. I can provide that status.

Psalm 18:43

"Thou hast delivered me from the strivings of the people; and thou hast made me the head of the heathen: a people whom I have not known shall serve me."
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09/19/2016 02:10 AM
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Your soul is tainted by the blood of the innocent, look into my eyes
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09/19/2016 02:11 AM
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I guess you can make my penis larger ...you are such a bad soul broker , just kill yourself already!
huffy
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How about the cash and a blonde who doesn't care?
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YAH rebuke heylel, just as general recourse, secondly, in YAHshua/Jesus name i release and loose , Father, again in YAHshua/Jesus name, the blood of the Lamb, fire of God , Light of God and the wrath of God for OP and spirits involved, Lord willing for any humans involved prior, now and hence , deliverance, salvation and the beginning of wisdom , amen and amen
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Your soul is tainted by the blood of the innocent, look into my eyes
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I am offering help to those who are otherwise in much worse shape.
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09/19/2016 02:12 AM
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I guess you can make my penis larger ...you are such a bad soul broker , just kill yourself already!
huffy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73020079


How about the cash and a blonde who doesn't care?
 Quoting: Attar


Bring it on !
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You don't have a warehouse big enough to house the beer order
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First class is your name in the book of life. I'd have to be Jesus to offer that. Second place is heathen status, which I'm offering. Last place is fending for yourself in the lake if fire, which no one should want.
 Quoting: Attar


I'm not familiar with heathen status.
 Quoting: A Friend


Also, you don't have to be Jesus to talk about the gift He gave us.
 Quoting: A Friend


Jesus was given the gentiles, the coming king or Messiah will likewise be given the oagan in servitude. I can provide that status.

Psalm 18:43

"Thou hast delivered me from the strivings of the people; and thou hast made me the head of the heathen: a people whom I have not known shall serve me."
 Quoting: Attar


Everyone has the choice of heaven, everyone. I would hope that you could use your talents for the winning side. Why buy souls when you give them nothing of value? Are people so shortsighted? Are you? Do you think you will escape torment?
But Lord, he stinketh!


fnecsm

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a Sumerian and Babylonian shepherd god, originally king of Erech, confined forever in the afterworld as a substitute for his consort Inanna or Ishtar.
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09/19/2016 02:16 AM
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After looking through your post history I have a strong sense that you are a troll, or mentally ill or both. Technically you'd have to be both to be joking around about this kind of stuff.

Could also be a bot since there just seems to always be a bunch of this no sense threads with apparently zero effort made to explain any of what's going on or why. If it was up to me you and the threads would be gone.
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09/19/2016 02:19 AM
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I guess you can make my penis larger ...you are such a bad soul broker , just kill yourself already!
huffy
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How about the cash and a blonde who doesn't care?
 Quoting: Attar


Bring it on !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73020079


And the name was cef. You'll see the cash and the woman within the decade. Your proxy is Paimon, and I appreciate your business.
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a Sumerian and Babylonian shepherd god, originally king of Erech, confined forever in the afterworld as a substitute for his consort Inanna or Ishtar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73019686


My favorite topic. But, confined for half the year specifically. And, once "she's" put away, no longer confined at all.
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two questions..
how can u tell if u can make me an angel?
if I sell my soul for money how long does it take to get it? I hate to sell my soul to u only to die in a week broke..
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09/19/2016 02:24 AM
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After looking through your post history I have a strong sense that you are a troll, or mentally ill or both. Technically you'd have to be both to be joking around about this kind of stuff.

Could also be a bot since there just seems to always be a bunch of this no sense threads with apparently zero effort made to explain any of what's going on or why. If it was up to me you and the threads would be gone.
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I'm neither of those things, but who I say. And, I'm not joking around.

What you're talking about amounts to rudimentary spell casting and loosh farming. That's really all there is to it.
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I guess you can make my penis larger ...you are such a bad soul broker , just kill yourself already!
huffy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73020079


How about the cash and a blonde who doesn't care?
 Quoting: Attar


Bring it on !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73020079


And the name was cef. You'll see the cash and the woman within the decade. Your proxy is Paimon, and I appreciate your business.
 Quoting: Attar


A decade ??? Fuck off you son of a whore!
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How about the cash and a blonde who doesn't care?
 Quoting: Attar


Bring it on !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73020079


And the name was cef. You'll see the cash and the woman within the decade. Your proxy is Paimon, and I appreciate your business.
 Quoting: Attar


A decade ??? Fuck off you son of a whore!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73020079


It's called a monkey's paw.
But Lord, he stinketh!


fnecsm

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Attar  (OP)

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two questions..
how can u tell if u can make me an angel?
if I sell my soul for money how long does it take to get it? I hate to sell my soul to u only to die in a week broke..
 Quoting: dgray2910


Whether or not I sense your worth it. And it depends on how much you ask for. The guy who wants a million is going to have to wait a decade. It should take a lot less time to procure a raise at work, promotion, or a better job offer.

If what you described happened, you'd be on the creditors end of the bargain, as I described. Basically, I'd owe you.