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Sell me your soul

 
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11/25/2016 11:39 PM
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Don't know why, but this is what I'm posting. For some reason I had an unwavering urge to post this here.


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11/25/2016 11:44 PM
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Don't know why, but this is what I'm posting. For some reason I had an unwavering urge to post this here.



 Quoting: Transfeara


Now I have to resist the urge to go buy chocolate. Thanks a lot. chuckle
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11/25/2016 11:50 PM
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You should never resist the urge to buy chocolate lol
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11/25/2016 11:54 PM
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You should never resist the urge to buy chocolate lol
 Quoting: Transfeara


That's a great way to end up as big as a house. lolsign

If it's not too personal of a question, has Attar delivered on his promise to you yet?
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11/26/2016 12:02 AM
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You should never resist the urge to buy chocolate lol
 Quoting: Transfeara


That's a great way to end up as big as a house. lolsign

If it's not too personal of a question, has Attar delivered on his promise to you yet?
 Quoting: plus


No, but I was told to be patient. I guess it was explained in previous replies.
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11/26/2016 12:23 AM
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I don't know if you are still here, Attar, or if you will respond to my post, but I'm throwing my coin in the fountain and so here is my wish:

I would like to be Jesus.
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11/28/2016 09:10 PM
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I don't know if you are still here, Attar, or if you will respond to my post, but I'm throwing my coin in the fountain and so here is my wish:

I would like to be Jesus.
 Quoting: Kmira


You can't ask for the impossible
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11/28/2016 09:44 PM
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I don't know if you are still here, Attar, or if you will respond to my post, but I'm throwing my coin in the fountain and so here is my wish:

I would like to be Jesus.
 Quoting: Kmira


You can't ask for the impossible
 Quoting: Transfeara


Attar is a big fat loser. I cant stand people that pick on the weak. And yes I would say it to your face because no, I fear nothing. Nada. Nunca.
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11/28/2016 10:03 PM
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I don't know if you are still here, Attar, or if you will respond to my post, but I'm throwing my coin in the fountain and so here is my wish:

I would like to be Jesus.
 Quoting: Kmira


You can't ask for the impossible
 Quoting: Transfeara


Attar is a big fat loser. I cant stand people that pick on the weak. And yes I would say it to your face because no, I fear nothing. Nada. Nunca.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68686598


o_O

.... but I don't want some stranger to come and say it to my face - and I'm the least scariest of all O_O
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11/29/2016 03:57 AM
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I don't know if you are still here, Attar, or if you will respond to my post, but I'm throwing my coin in the fountain and so here is my wish:

I would like to be Jesus.
 Quoting: Kmira


You can't ask for the impossible
 Quoting: Transfeara


Attar is a big fat loser. I cant stand people that pick on the weak. And yes I would say it to your face because no, I fear nothing. Nada. Nunca.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68686598


o_O

.... but I don't want some stranger to come and say it to my face - and I'm the least scariest of all O_O
 Quoting: Transfeara


Bahahaha I'm no stranger.
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11/29/2016 04:13 AM
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you dont have the moneeeyy :)
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11/29/2016 04:14 AM
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11/29/2016 04:25 AM
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you dont have the moneeeyy :)
 Quoting: Mehmet


You would be wrong, assuming you are talking about consecration.

You are out of your league. All of you.
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11/29/2016 04:25 AM
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I am willing to sell mine starting at 100 dollars

Let the bidding begin
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11/29/2016 04:28 AM
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11/29/2016 04:30 AM
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I am not and you wouldn't.
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11/29/2016 04:30 AM
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No.
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11/29/2016 01:30 PM
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You can't ask for the impossible
 Quoting: Transfeara


Attar is a big fat loser. I cant stand people that pick on the weak. And yes I would say it to your face because no, I fear nothing. Nada. Nunca.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68686598


o_O

.... but I don't want some stranger to come and say it to my face - and I'm the least scariest of all O_O
 Quoting: Transfeara


Bahahaha I'm no stranger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68686598


I don't know you
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11/29/2016 01:42 PM
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Attar is a big fat loser. I cant stand people that pick on the weak. And yes I would say it to your face because no, I fear nothing. Nada. Nunca.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68686598


o_O

.... but I don't want some stranger to come and say it to my face - and I'm the least scariest of all O_O
 Quoting: Transfeara


Bahahaha I'm no stranger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68686598


I don't know you
 Quoting: Transfeara


No one knows them,
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2016 02:09 PM
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Another it to ignore

bump
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2016 02:23 PM
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Re: Sell me your soul
You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) as your signatory and the deal is done.

Some requests might not be feasible, and I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which may alleviate some of the burdens of your mark or possibly remove it entirely.

There are no guarantees regarding a specifics, as all is relative. The closer you get to what you want, the more significant the agreement. The farther from, the more "slack" you'll have, making for a win-win.
 Quoting: Attar


You can not buy anything that does not belong to the seller and here no one soul belongs to himself , even you sorry ass does not belong to you ., i can claim it in any moment for my personal entertainment but you are lucky i am not into sodomy ,but who knows maybe i can rent it to a lonely sex sick budweiser horse .... and tell you !

butthurt9

Leave Humans alone !

Idol1
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11/30/2016 08:57 AM
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You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) as your signatory and the deal is done.

Some requests might not be feasible, and I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which may alleviate some of the burdens of your mark or possibly remove it entirely.

There are no guarantees regarding a specifics, as all is relative. The closer you get to what you want, the more significant the agreement. The farther from, the more "slack" you'll have, making for a win-win.
 Quoting: Attar


You can not buy anything that does not belong to the seller and here no one soul belongs to himself , even you sorry ass does not belong to you ., i can claim it in any moment for my personal entertainment but you are lucky i am not into sodomy ,but who knows maybe i can rent it to a lonely sex sick budweiser horse .... and tell you !

butthurt9

Leave Humans alone !

Idol1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73507815


Ahhh...got to love this awakening period where the whos who and the whats what is being illuminated. These evil creatures will be high tailing it back to the 4th dimension once all the key players are finally awake. I am waiting for the green light.

Run forest, run bahahahaha
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11/30/2016 09:40 PM
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Everybody does realize that none of this is real and that it's all role play right???

I mean seriously, for those who think it's real needs to go check themselves into a mental institution right away because you're fucking bat shit crazy!
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12/05/2016 07:48 AM
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Everybody does realize that none of this is real and that it's all role play right???

I mean seriously, for those who think it's real needs to go check themselves into a mental institution right away because you're fucking bat shit crazy!
 Quoting: Transfeara


It is very real.
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12/05/2016 09:16 AM
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Everybody does realize that none of this is real and that it's all role play right???

I mean seriously, for those who think it's real needs to go check themselves into a mental institution right away because you're fucking bat shit crazy!
 Quoting: Transfeara


It is very real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68732605




well i have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn if you are interested.
Attar  (OP)

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12/05/2016 09:23 AM
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Everybody does realize that none of this is real and that it's all role play right???

I mean seriously, for those who think it's real needs to go check themselves into a mental institution right away because you're fucking bat shit crazy!
 Quoting: Transfeara


If you don't think you can sell your soul to the devil...
Attar  (OP)

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12/05/2016 09:23 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
Everybody does realize that none of this is real and that it's all role play right???

I mean seriously, for those who think it's real needs to go check themselves into a mental institution right away because you're fucking bat shit crazy!
 Quoting: Transfeara


It is very real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68732605




well i have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn if you are interested.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56127858


So there is no devil, no god?
Anonymous Coward
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12/06/2016 01:41 AM
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Everybody does realize that none of this is real and that it's all role play right???

I mean seriously, for those who think it's real needs to go check themselves into a mental institution right away because you're fucking bat shit crazy!
 Quoting: Transfeara


If you don't think you can sell your soul to the devil...
 Quoting: Attar


Your time is up - you FAIL
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12/06/2016 01:55 AM
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For two dollars I'll clean up all that shot for you....
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12/06/2016 04:38 AM
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Everybody does realize that none of this is real and that it's all role play right???

I mean seriously, for those who think it's real needs to go check themselves into a mental institution right away because you're fucking bat shit crazy!
 Quoting: Transfeara


If you don't think you can sell your soul to the devil...
 Quoting: Attar


I was told the condo board prez in my bldg keeps making deals to stay around.

Satanic coven.