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Sell me your soul

 
Attar  (OP)

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How about the cash and a blonde who doesn't care?
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Bring it on !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73020079


And the name was cef. You'll see the cash and the woman within the decade. Your proxy is Paimon, and I appreciate your business.
 Quoting: Attar


A decade ??? Fuck off you son of a whore!
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And you'll have things a lot better than you would have otherwise.
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two questions..
how can u tell if u can make me an angel?
if I sell my soul for money how long does it take to get it? I hate to sell my soul to u only to die in a week broke..
 Quoting: dgray2910


Whether or not I sense your worth it. And it depends on how much you ask for. The guy who wants a million is going to have to wait a decade. It should take a lot less time to procure a raise at work, promotion, or a better job offer.

If what you described happened, you'd be on the creditors end of the bargain, as I described. Basically, I'd owe you.
 Quoting: Attar


I need a job offer like asap, I don't want much, nice job before oct 16 2016.
my kids to be happy, but me with a good job can do that.
And a better understanding on my purpose on earth since in my past I tried killing myself and did not succeed when dr.'s said I should have? can u give knowledge?
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two questions..
how can u tell if u can make me an angel?
if I sell my soul for money how long does it take to get it? I hate to sell my soul to u only to die in a week broke..
 Quoting: dgray2910


Whether or not I sense your worth it. And it depends on how much you ask for. The guy who wants a million is going to have to wait a decade. It should take a lot less time to procure a raise at work, promotion, or a better job offer.

If what you described happened, you'd be on the creditors end of the bargain, as I described. Basically, I'd owe you.
 Quoting: Attar


I need a job offer like asap, I don't want much, nice job before oct 16 2016.
my kids to be happy, but me with a good job can do that.
And a better understanding on my purpose on earth since in my past I tried killing myself and did not succeed when dr.'s said I should have? can u give knowledge?
 Quoting: dgray2910


If you would like to make a deal, I can factor all of that in. I would not recommend trying that again I'd rather not suppose. But, most of that should be taken care of for you by our go-between.

I can't guarantee within a month but I can promise better than otherwise. Correcting the ship would be what it would be.

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BetterGuy2015

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Ha...

Life lessons...
"I am only happy when everyone is happy..."

-WHITE-ELECTRIC WORLD BRIDGER (Mayan)
[link to www.astrodreamadvisor.com]
-22 is my life path number (Numerology)
[link to www.tokenrock.com]
-Libra-Virgo 2 day cusp... (Astrology)
-Intuitive Empath (Clairsentience)
-ENFP (Personality)
-Wayseer (Spiritual)
-Blue eyes (Ancestry)
--O blood type (-RH)
-Archangel (Soul)
-Mantis (Past Life)
-Sirian (Past Life)
-Arcturian (Higherself)
-Lemurian (Past Life)
-Atlantian (Past Life)
-Thoth (Past Life)
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So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing.


Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit.

'Bout time.
 Quoting: Adytum


I'm not role-playing. There are individuals on this forum who view the book if life as the Borg collective. Others view new Zion as a cage, or the lake of fire as source.

I can only help them and anyone else who isn't already saved, which is greater than ninety percent of you.
 Quoting: Attar


I have a close friend in RL who says he glimpsed the book of life one time. It was an accident, so he claims. I guess he was sorta good at traveling plains/dimensions/waves, whatever you want to call the time line. Anyway, so he glimpsed it for not even a second, he said, but in doing so he was left with a curse/gift (depends I guess). Now, whenever he meets someone new, he sees a random piece of their future and sometimes it can even be their death. He doesn't like to talk about it and he never elaborated.
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two questions..
how can u tell if u can make me an angel?
if I sell my soul for money how long does it take to get it? I hate to sell my soul to u only to die in a week broke..
 Quoting: dgray2910


Whether or not I sense your worth it. And it depends on how much you ask for. The guy who wants a million is going to have to wait a decade. It should take a lot less time to procure a raise at work, promotion, or a better job offer.

If what you described happened, you'd be on the creditors end of the bargain, as I described. Basically, I'd owe you.
 Quoting: Attar


I need a job offer like asap, I don't want much, nice job before oct 16 2016.
my kids to be happy, but me with a good job can do that.
And a better understanding on my purpose on earth since in my past I tried killing myself and did not succeed when dr.'s said I should have? can u give knowledge?
 Quoting: dgray2910


If you would like to make a deal, I can factor all of that in. I would not recommend trying that again I'd rather not suppose. But, most of that should be taken care of for you by our go-between.

I can't guarantee within a month but I can promise better than otherwise. Correcting the ship would be what it would be.
 Quoting: Attar


I can do it on my own, it may be the long hard way but ill get there when God wants me to be there. He has a bigger plain for me, he is not done with me on this earth he put me here for something don't know what but I know its special.

(my mother had her tubes tied before I was born and had a dream god put his hand on her stomach and said "I open thy womb" and a month later my mom was prego with me)
Attar  (OP)

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So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing.


Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit.

'Bout time.
 Quoting: Adytum


I'm not role-playing. There are individuals on this forum who view the book if life as the Borg collective. Others view new Zion as a cage, or the lake of fire as source.

I can only help them and anyone else who isn't already saved, which is greater than ninety percent of you.
 Quoting: Attar


I have a close friend in RL who says he glimpsed the book of life one time. It was an accident, so he claims. I guess he was sorta good at traveling plains/dimensions/waves, whatever you want to call the time line. Anyway, so he glimpsed it for not even a second, he said, but in doing so he was left with a curse/gift (depends I guess). Now, whenever he meets someone new, he sees a random piece of their future and sometimes it can even be their death. He doesn't like to talk about it and he never elaborated.
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


Well, seeing who is supposed to live relates to seeing who might die. Any gifts or abilities I've been granted, I personally try to make the most of.

I can't absolutely guarantee your name ends up in the book of life, but I can offer you a second chance at it. And, failing that, I can offer you safe haven wherever you might end up.
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Lol...
"I am only happy when everyone is happy..."

-WHITE-ELECTRIC WORLD BRIDGER (Mayan)
[link to www.astrodreamadvisor.com]
-22 is my life path number (Numerology)
[link to www.tokenrock.com]
-Libra-Virgo 2 day cusp... (Astrology)
-Intuitive Empath (Clairsentience)
-ENFP (Personality)
-Wayseer (Spiritual)
-Blue eyes (Ancestry)
--O blood type (-RH)
-Archangel (Soul)
-Mantis (Past Life)
-Sirian (Past Life)
-Arcturian (Higherself)
-Lemurian (Past Life)
-Atlantian (Past Life)
-Thoth (Past Life)
Attar  (OP)

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Whether or not I sense your worth it. And it depends on how much you ask for. The guy who wants a million is going to have to wait a decade. It should take a lot less time to procure a raise at work, promotion, or a better job offer.

If what you described happened, you'd be on the creditors end of the bargain, as I described. Basically, I'd owe you.
 Quoting: Attar


I need a job offer like asap, I don't want much, nice job before oct 16 2016.
my kids to be happy, but me with a good job can do that.
And a better understanding on my purpose on earth since in my past I tried killing myself and did not succeed when dr.'s said I should have? can u give knowledge?
 Quoting: dgray2910


If you would like to make a deal, I can factor all of that in. I would not recommend trying that again I'd rather not suppose. But, most of that should be taken care of for you by our go-between.

I can't guarantee within a month but I can promise better than otherwise. Correcting the ship would be what it would be.
 Quoting: Attar


I can do it on my own, it may be the long hard way but ill get there when God wants me to be there. He has a bigger plain for me, he is not done with me on this earth he put me here for something don't know what but I know its special.

(my mother had her tubes tied before I was born and had a dream god put his hand on her stomach and said "I open thy womb" and a month later my mom was prego with me)
 Quoting: dgray2910


Well like I said, if you're convinced you're saved I shouldn't be able to offer you much.
Attar  (OP)

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Lol...
 Quoting: BetterGuy2015


What do you want?
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Op what is my soul worth?
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Lol...
 Quoting: BetterGuy2015


What do you want?
 Quoting: Attar


Can't a friend just say hey...?
"I am only happy when everyone is happy..."

-WHITE-ELECTRIC WORLD BRIDGER (Mayan)
[link to www.astrodreamadvisor.com]
-22 is my life path number (Numerology)
[link to www.tokenrock.com]
-Libra-Virgo 2 day cusp... (Astrology)
-Intuitive Empath (Clairsentience)
-ENFP (Personality)
-Wayseer (Spiritual)
-Blue eyes (Ancestry)
--O blood type (-RH)
-Archangel (Soul)
-Mantis (Past Life)
-Sirian (Past Life)
-Arcturian (Higherself)
-Lemurian (Past Life)
-Atlantian (Past Life)
-Thoth (Past Life)
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Op what is my soul worth?
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shut up man.. people with millions of dollars come to glp.

next thing you know, you're blowing clowns at the rodeo with quammie for 4050 dollars
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I need a job offer like asap, I don't want much, nice job before oct 16 2016.
my kids to be happy, but me with a good job can do that.
And a better understanding on my purpose on earth since in my past I tried killing myself and did not succeed when dr.'s said I should have? can u give knowledge?
 Quoting: dgray2910


If you would like to make a deal, I can factor all of that in. I would not recommend trying that again I'd rather not suppose. But, most of that should be taken care of for you by our go-between.

I can't guarantee within a month but I can promise better than otherwise. Correcting the ship would be what it would be.
 Quoting: Attar


I can do it on my own, it may be the long hard way but ill get there when God wants me to be there. He has a bigger plain for me, he is not done with me on this earth he put me here for something don't know what but I know its special.

(my mother had her tubes tied before I was born and had a dream god put his hand on her stomach and said "I open thy womb" and a month later my mom was prego with me)
 Quoting: dgray2910


Well like I said, if you're convinced you're saved I shouldn't be able to offer you much.
 Quoting: Attar


a short cut is what I was looking for, tired of doing things the right way and not seeing the harvest of my seed.
I lost faith in God a few weeks back, but I end up going back.
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You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) and give it to you. The closer you get to what you want, the more of your soul is mine but you make up for that with spiritual currency you earn through your improved position in life. The farther you get from the deal, the more of your soul is yours and the stronger of a devil you'll be in your own right when the time comes. Currency is experience, strength is free will.

Some requests might not be feasible, I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which alone is worth the price of admission and means special treatment when this cycle ends. Maybe even removal of your mark.

You might find this thread to be stupid, but this is a way to do it and I'm offering. If you're already damned, it's an upgrade, really.

Edit: I can also offer a choice of past lives, or to be an angel or demon yourself, depending on the person.

In no way does any deal made preclude the continued following of your current faith. To tge contrary, I recommend it.
 Quoting: Attar


It doesn't really work this way usually.

Usually those in the Baptism of Christ (Holy Spirit baptism) fall by overcoming the Holy Spirit or doing violence (It's in 1 Peter 4 "let no man").

If the fallen were all rich they wouldn't be riding the bus and/or living on the streets. Those are just bodies for the antichrist spirit to use...
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Op what is my soul worth?
 Quoting: Open 72891298


shut up man.. people with millions of dollars come to glp.

next thing you know, you're blowing clowns at the rodeo with quammie for 4050 dollars
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73019686


Only millions...?
"I am only happy when everyone is happy..."

-WHITE-ELECTRIC WORLD BRIDGER (Mayan)
[link to www.astrodreamadvisor.com]
-22 is my life path number (Numerology)
[link to www.tokenrock.com]
-Libra-Virgo 2 day cusp... (Astrology)
-Intuitive Empath (Clairsentience)
-ENFP (Personality)
-Wayseer (Spiritual)
-Blue eyes (Ancestry)
--O blood type (-RH)
-Archangel (Soul)
-Mantis (Past Life)
-Sirian (Past Life)
-Arcturian (Higherself)
-Lemurian (Past Life)
-Atlantian (Past Life)
-Thoth (Past Life)
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hf
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Who says i am not a millionaire already?

Op what is my soul worth?
 Quoting: Open 72891298


shut up man.. people with millions of dollars come to glp.

next thing you know, you're blowing clowns at the rodeo with quammie for 4050 dollars
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73019686
Attar  (OP)

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Op what is my soul worth?
 Quoting: Open 72891298


Like I said, I'd prefer to field offers.
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You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) and give it to you. The closer you get to what you want, the more of your soul is mine but you make up for that with spiritual currency you earn through your improved position in life. The farther you get from the deal, the more of your soul is yours and the stronger of a devil you'll be in your own right when the time comes. Currency is experience, strength is free will.

Some requests might not be feasible, I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which alone is worth the price of admission and means special treatment when this cycle ends. Maybe even removal of your mark.

You might find this thread to be stupid, but this is a way to do it and I'm offering. If you're already damned, it's an upgrade, really.

Edit: I can also offer a choice of past lives, or to be an angel or demon yourself, depending on the person.

In no way does any deal made preclude the continued following of your current faith. To tge contrary, I recommend it.
 Quoting: Attar


It doesn't really work this way usually.

Usually those in the Baptism of Christ (Holy Spirit baptism) fall by overcoming the Holy Spirit or doing violence (It's in 1 Peter 4 "let no man").

If the fallen were all rich they wouldn't be riding the bus and/or living on the streets. Those are just bodies for the antichrist spirit to use...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71927652


Most are easy prey, you're right. But I'm here doing this, so what's your point?
Attar  (OP)

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If you would like to make a deal, I can factor all of that in. I would not recommend trying that again I'd rather not suppose. But, most of that should be taken care of for you by our go-between.

I can't guarantee within a month but I can promise better than otherwise. Correcting the ship would be what it would be.
 Quoting: Attar


I can do it on my own, it may be the long hard way but ill get there when God wants me to be there. He has a bigger plain for me, he is not done with me on this earth he put me here for something don't know what but I know its special.

(my mother had her tubes tied before I was born and had a dream god put his hand on her stomach and said "I open thy womb" and a month later my mom was prego with me)
 Quoting: dgray2910


Well like I said, if you're convinced you're saved I shouldn't be able to offer you much.
 Quoting: Attar


a short cut is what I was looking for, tired of doing things the right way and not seeing the harvest of my seed.
I lost faith in God a few weeks back, but I end up going back.
 Quoting: dgray2910


Well you're going for first place, I'm offering second. If you fail on your own, it's third for you. That's really all.
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Alright, I've been thinking.

You said previously that you could supersede such manners as I have already undertaken. Does this mean you still have some sort of access to, or use of, one such as mine?

If so, I'll make you a deal: It's yours. Enjoy. Nothing asked in return except that you remember me. You don't even have to like me. Use as you please.

All in much the same manner as before...

What do you say?
Sit a spell.
Adytum

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So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing.


Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit.

'Bout time.
 Quoting: Adytum


I'm not role-playing. There are individuals on this forum who view the book if life as the Borg collective. Others view new Zion as a cage, or the lake of fire as source.

I can only help them and anyone else who isn't already saved, which is greater than ninety percent of you.
 Quoting: Attar


Tip: you are all kinds of messed up if you ain't playin'

take your pick.
Attar  (OP)

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Alright, I've been thinking.

You said previously that you could supersede such manners as I have already undertaken. Does this mean you still have some sort of access to, or use of, one such as mine?

If so, I'll make you a deal: It's yours. Enjoy. Nothing asked in return except that you remember me. You don't even have to like me. Use as you please.

All in much the same manner as before...

What do you say?
 Quoting: Preta-Sana


There aren't prior bindings I'm concerned with. Morally speaking, there isn't anything that can't be fixed one way or another.

I'll take you up on your offer and consider your guarantor Moloch, who happens to be the proper channel. That alone puts you in a better position than you'd otherwise be in fwiw.
Attar  (OP)

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So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing.


Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit.

'Bout time.
 Quoting: Adytum


I'm not role-playing. There are individuals on this forum who view the book if life as the Borg collective. Others view new Zion as a cage, or the lake of fire as source.

I can only help them and anyone else who isn't already saved, which is greater than ninety percent of you.
 Quoting: Attar


Tip: you are all kinds of messed up if you ain't playin'

take your pick.
 Quoting: Adytum


I don't think I'm the only one who takes this kind of thing at least marginally seriously.

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No need to fix, but deal done.

I wish you luck.
Sit a spell.
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No need to fix, but deal done.

I wish you luck.
 Quoting: Preta-Sana


That's even better to know, and yourself as well. As with the rest of them, I wouldn't be surprised if you noticed a difference sooner rather than later.
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[link to xkcd.com (secure)]

Five gold ingots. Must be visible within the secure perimeter of my parcel by morning.

Failure to perform may result in targeting by antibody organisms.
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[link to xkcd.com (secure)]

Five gold ingots. Must be visible within the secure perimeter of my parcel by morning.

Failure to perform may result in targeting by antibody organisms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39862989


A few years back I requested my shiny fiddle made of gold in the form of a bag of gold, and was promptly denied. I'd have to tell you the same, but I'm open to negotiation.