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Sell me your soul

 
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09/19/2016 04:32 AM
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Op what is my soul worth?
 Quoting: Open 72891298


Like I said, I'd prefer to field offers.
 Quoting: Attar


Ok clear.
Am up to my eyeballs in debt, am emotional drained, have 4 kids and a wife who have a very hard time to adapt to.our current society including my self, feel like i do not belong here. I think that i am being held back on a energetic level or karmic level, in many aspects of my life. I believe most of us already sold our souls before.

There a a few things; I want my family and me to be free from restrictions, on every aspect of our current life, afterlife and all of our next and past lifes, emotionally, physically, financially, spiritualy. Is that feasable?
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09/19/2016 04:32 AM
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How about the cash and a blonde who doesn't care?
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Bring it on !
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And the name was cef. You'll see the cash and the woman within the decade. Your proxy is Paimon, and I appreciate your business.
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A decade ??? Fuck off you son of a whore!
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lmao
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09/19/2016 04:32 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
Sure.

Only if you never come back to this forum ever again.

And quit sending dick pics to seer.

She's not interested bro
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09/19/2016 04:32 AM
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Who says i am not a millionaire already?

Op what is my soul worth?
 Quoting: Open 72891298


shut up man.. people with millions of dollars come to glp.

next thing you know, you're blowing clowns at the rodeo with quammie for 4050 dollars
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09/19/2016 04:35 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
Pirates don't often give up their plunder, eh?

It's not written as a request.

Remit now or be swallowed by universal antibodies.
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09/19/2016 04:38 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
Who says i am not a millionaire already?

Op what is my soul worth?
 Quoting: Open 72891298


shut up man.. people with millions of dollars come to glp.

next thing you know, you're blowing clowns at the rodeo with quammie for 4050 dollars
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linkedin
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Whats your linkedin account?
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 04:43 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
Op what is my soul worth?
 Quoting: Open 72891298


Like I said, I'd prefer to field offers.
 Quoting: Attar


Ok clear.
Am up to my eyeballs in debt, am emotional drained, have 4 kids and a wife who have a very hard time to adapt to.our current society including my self, feel like i do not belong here. I think that i am being held back on a energetic level or karmic level, in many aspects of my life. I believe most of us already sold our souls before.

There a a few things; I want my family and me to be free from restrictions, on every aspect of our current life, afterlife and all of our next and past lifes, emotionally, physically, financially, spiritualy. Is that feasable?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72891298


Yes, and no. Some of what you want is on the way, but not around the corner. I can make things better until then, how much better is between you and your devil.

Almost all of you are supposed to have sold your souls even recently, I'm a better deal is all. Wait a short time for some of it, a bit longer for the rest of it. It's a second chance, really.
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 04:44 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing.


Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit.

'Bout time.
 Quoting: Adytum


I'm not role-playing. There are individuals on this forum who view the book if life as the Borg collective. Others view new Zion as a cage, or the lake of fire as source.

I can only help them and anyone else who isn't already saved, which is greater than ninety percent of you.
 Quoting: Attar


Tip: you are all kinds of messed up if you ain't playin'

take your pick.
 Quoting: Adytum


I don't think I'm the only one who takes this kind of thing at least marginally seriously.
 Quoting: Attar


This means I think other people take it seriously too.
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09/19/2016 04:45 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
Who says i am not a millionaire already?

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shut up man.. people with millions of dollars come to glp.

next thing you know, you're blowing clowns at the rodeo with quammie for 4050 dollars
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73019686

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72891298


linkedin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73019686


Whats your linkedin account?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72891298


go sloot it out.
i'm no monster
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09/19/2016 04:45 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
You're a bonafide Rumpelstiltskin
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09/19/2016 04:45 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
Pirates don't often give up their plunder, eh?

It's not written as a request.

Remit now or be swallowed by universal antibodies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39862989


I'm fortunately immune.
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09/19/2016 04:46 AM
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Right, 'cause you aren't really a channel. :P
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09/19/2016 04:46 AM
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You're a bonafide Rumpelstiltskin
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


It's only for the moment, but I promise I can't hurt. It's just a matter of what you'd like.
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09/19/2016 04:48 AM
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Right, 'cause you aren't really a channel. :P
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So would you like to make a deal?
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09/19/2016 04:53 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
It's already done. You're probably fine.

All i'd do is call it in anyway.
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09/19/2016 04:59 AM
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It's already done. You're probably fine.

All i'd do is call it in anyway.
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I don't follow you.
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09/19/2016 05:01 AM
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You're a bonafide Rumpelstiltskin
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


hesright


but I shaved my head and dyed it grey alien03
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09/19/2016 05:01 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
You're a bonafide Rumpelstiltskin
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


It's only for the moment, but I promise I can't hurt. It's just a matter of what you'd like.
 Quoting: Attar


Not taking the bait. There's always a catch.
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09/19/2016 05:02 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
Aye. It was for them.

Have a nice day!

<3
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 05:04 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
You're a bonafide Rumpelstiltskin
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


It's only for the moment, but I promise I can't hurt. It's just a matter of what you'd like.
 Quoting: Attar


Not taking the bait. There's always a catch.
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


I'm negotiating from a position of weakness, is the catch. You should already be in a bind of sorts, as it were. I can easily enough drastically improve your outlook.
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09/19/2016 05:09 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
You're a bonafide Rumpelstiltskin
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


It's only for the moment, but I promise I can't hurt. It's just a matter of what you'd like.
 Quoting: Attar


Not taking the bait. There's always a catch.
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


I'm negotiating from a position of weakness, is the catch. You should already be in a bind of sorts, as it were. I can easily enough drastically improve your outlook.
 Quoting: Attar


Not even close bro. You must be way off your game tonight. Into the pit with you.
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 05:11 AM
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It's only for the moment, but I promise I can't hurt. It's just a matter of what you'd like.
 Quoting: Attar


Not taking the bait. There's always a catch.
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


I'm negotiating from a position of weakness, is the catch. You should already be in a bind of sorts, as it were. I can easily enough drastically improve your outlook.
 Quoting: Attar


Not even close bro. You must be way off your game tonight. Into the pit with you.
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


If you're not in a bind then your name is written in the book of life, or you are and you just don't know it. Either way if I can't help you, I can't help you.
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09/19/2016 05:13 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
What do you want with all these souls anyways
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09/19/2016 05:14 AM
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What do you want with all these souls anyways
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


They compress 'em to make energy.
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09/19/2016 05:17 AM
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What do you want with all these souls anyways
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They compress 'em to make energy.
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And then what? Where does the consciousness go?
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09/19/2016 05:18 AM
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What do you want with all these souls anyways
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They compress 'em to make energy.
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And then what? Where does the consciousness go?
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


Oh, it's still there. Nasty business really.
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09/19/2016 05:19 AM
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What do you want with all these souls anyways
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


They compress 'em to make energy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39862989


And then what? Where does the consciousness go?
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


Oh, it's still there. Nasty business really.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39862989


Sounds boring. Think I'll keep the "binds" that tie me
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09/19/2016 05:23 AM
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09/19/2016 05:24 AM
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09/19/2016 05:43 AM
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Re: Sell me your soul
Op what is my soul worth?
 Quoting: Open 72891298


Like I said, I'd prefer to field offers.
 Quoting: Attar


Ok clear.
Am up to my eyeballs in debt, am emotional drained, have 4 kids and a wife who have a very hard time to adapt to.our current society including my self, feel like i do not belong here. I think that i am being held back on a energetic level or karmic level, in many aspects of my life. I believe most of us already sold our souls before.

There a a few things; I want my family and me to be free from restrictions, on every aspect of our current life, afterlife and all of our next and past lifes, emotionally, physically, financially, spiritualy. Is that feasable?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72891298


Yes, and no. Some of what you want is on the way, but not around the corner. I can make things better until then, how much better is between you and your devil.

Almost all of you are supposed to have sold your souls even recently, I'm a better deal is all. Wait a short time for some of it, a bit longer for the rest of it. It's a second chance, really.
 Quoting: Attar

Thanks for your offer.
If you can make things better, are there any negative concequences for this live past or future lives? What has your deal concerning consequences for present past and future lives, has it any negative effect on the lives past present and future of my family members?

Thanks again