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Sell me your soul

 
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Be gone Attar. You have no place here. I command you in my name to desist: JUSTIN.

Try taking my soul! I ask that you find me, talk to me in person and listen very carefully to what I say to you for three hours. Then you will give me your soul of your own volition and cancel the contract. Here is my loaction GB NG32 3RB 5.

I wait.

Deal?
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09/19/2016 05:55 AM
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Be gone Attar. You have no place here. I command you in my name to desist: JUSTIN.

Try taking my soul! I ask that you find me, talk to me in person and listen very carefully to what I say to you for three hours. Then you will give me your soul of your own volition and cancel the contract. Here is my loaction GB NG32 3RB 5.

I wait.

Deal?
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He already admitted to being low-level.. It's going to be a short game of cat and mouse
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Be gone Attar. You have no place here. I command you in my name to desist: JUSTIN.

Try taking my soul! I ask that you find me, talk to me in person and listen very carefully to what I say to you for three hours. Then you will give me your soul of your own volition and cancel the contract. Here is my loaction GB NG32 3RB 5.

I wait.

Deal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72970357


Do you really think they will parley with us?

Hey, if that's your thing.
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09/19/2016 06:05 AM
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You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) and give it to you. The closer you get to what you want, the more of your soul is mine but you make up for that with spiritual currency you earn through your improved position in life. The farther you get from the deal, the more of your soul is yours and the stronger of a devil you'll be in your own right when the time comes. Currency is experience, strength is free will.

Some requests might not be feasible, I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which alone is worth the price of admission and means special treatment when this cycle ends. Maybe even removal of your mark.

You might find this thread to be stupid, but this is a way to do it and I'm offering. If you're already damned, it's an upgrade, really.

Edit: I can also offer a choice of past lives, or to be an angel or demon yourself, depending on the person.

In no way does any deal made preclude the continued following of your current faith. To tge contrary, I recommend it.
 Quoting: Attar


Debt forgiveness for all of humanity. Revaluation of currency. Nikki
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You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) and give it to you. The closer you get to what you want, the more of your soul is mine but you make up for that with spiritual currency you earn through your improved position in life. The farther you get from the deal, the more of your soul is yours and the stronger of a devil you'll be in your own right when the time comes. Currency is experience, strength is free will.

Some requests might not be feasible, I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which alone is worth the price of admission and means special treatment when this cycle ends. Maybe even removal of your mark.

You might find this thread to be stupid, but this is a way to do it and I'm offering. If you're already damned, it's an upgrade, really.

Edit: I can also offer a choice of past lives, or to be an angel or demon yourself, depending on the person.

In no way does any deal made preclude the continued following of your current faith. To tge contrary, I recommend it.
 Quoting: Attar


Debt forgiveness for all of humanity. Revaluation of currency. Nikki
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How selfless of you
clappa

And all it took was your soul... how tragic
hiding2
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09/19/2016 06:10 AM
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huch!
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09/19/2016 06:34 AM
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a Sumerian and Babylonian shepherd god, originally king of Erech, confined forever in the afterworld as a substitute for his consort Inanna or Ishtar.
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O.o
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a Sumerian and Babylonian shepherd god, originally king of Erech, confined forever in the afterworld as a substitute for his consort Inanna or Ishtar.
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O.o
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since the thread was shitting its depends, add some kam
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09/19/2016 07:11 AM
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since the thread was shitting its depends, add some kam
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o.O
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09/19/2016 07:12 AM
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chuckle
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09/19/2016 07:15 AM
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no way, Milhouse!
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09/19/2016 07:18 AM
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It's urs for free

I want Nothing - unconditional
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Show me yours and i will show you mine! (No Touchies!) tounge
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09/19/2016 11:15 AM

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yoda yoda yoda

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I am but a humble Servant of the one True Living God.
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09/19/2016 11:35 AM
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god worshipers have already "sold their soul" for their "reward" in Death ... they choose, of their own free will to serve "god's" will - and to be his "servant" and to support and perpetuate this inequitable society that he has established

just go to some religion based website, and you will have no difficulty finding souls to buy - many of Religions members are anxious to get their "reward" NOW instead of waiting until they are in Death - and pre-qualified because they are focused on "what's in it for me" and more than willing to Murder for personal gain promised by a psychopatic ET.
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09/19/2016 11:42 AM
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OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola.
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YAH rebuke heylel, just as general recourse, secondly, in YAHshua/Jesus name i release and loose , Father, again in YAHshua/Jesus name, the blood of the Lamb, fire of God , Light of God and the wrath of God for OP and spirits involved, Lord willing for any humans involved prior, now and hence , deliverance, salvation and the beginning of wisdom , amen and amen
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Agreed and Amen!

People!
Your soul is precious and worth way more than ANY amount of filthy lucre/ money....

Don't cast your "pearls before swine" the enemy of your soul wants to kill, steal and destroy you....and any part of God's Creation.

OP,
The only One who has authority over souls is Jesus....He has the keys to hell and death......

Turn to Him while you have a breath left....
daughter in NYC
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 01:48 PM
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They compress 'em to make energy.
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And then what? Where does the consciousness go?
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Oh, it's still there. Nasty business really.
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Sounds boring. Think I'll keep the "binds" that tie me
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


The idea is that if your name isn't in the book of life, your soul is already sold. That's the (likely shoddy) arrangement I'm looking to improve upon.
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09/19/2016 01:51 PM
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OP openly admits to worship of the father of lies, at what point do you think he will start telling the truth?
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And then what? Where does the consciousness go?
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


Oh, it's still there. Nasty business really.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39862989


Sounds boring. Think I'll keep the "binds" that tie me
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


The idea is that if your name isn't in the book of life, your soul is already sold. That's the (likely shoddy) arrangement I'm looking to improve upon.
 Quoting: Attar


The Book of Life can only be edited by God Himself....it is a living document that is based upon our faith and belief in Jesus up until our very last breath.
Therefore all who call upon the Name of Jesus Christ will be saved.

Those who continue to reject Him will not.......
daughter in NYC
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 02:02 PM
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Like I said, I'd prefer to field offers.
 Quoting: Attar


Ok clear.
Am up to my eyeballs in debt, am emotional drained, have 4 kids and a wife who have a very hard time to adapt to.our current society including my self, feel like i do not belong here. I think that i am being held back on a energetic level or karmic level, in many aspects of my life. I believe most of us already sold our souls before.

There a a few things; I want my family and me to be free from restrictions, on every aspect of our current life, afterlife and all of our next and past lifes, emotionally, physically, financially, spiritualy. Is that feasable?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72891298


Yes, and no. Some of what you want is on the way, but not around the corner. I can make things better until then, how much better is between you and your devil.

Almost all of you are supposed to have sold your souls even recently, I'm a better deal is all. Wait a short time for some of it, a bit longer for the rest of it. It's a second chance, really.
 Quoting: Attar

Thanks for your offer.
If you can make things better, are there any negative concequences for this live past or future lives? What has your deal concerning consequences for present past and future lives, has it any negative effect on the lives past present and future of my family members?

Thanks again
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72891298


No negative consequences for yourself, only improving your position. Your family is in no way bound or otherwise imposed upon, just the opposite.

Last Edited by Attar on 09/19/2016 02:24 PM
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 02:06 PM
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Be gone Attar. You have no place here. I command you in my name to desist: JUSTIN.

Try taking my soul! I ask that you find me, talk to me in person and listen very carefully to what I say to you for three hours. Then you will give me your soul of your own volition and cancel the contract. Here is my loaction GB NG32 3RB 5.

I wait.

Deal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72970357


He already admitted to being low-level.. It's going to be a short game of cat and mouse
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


I didn't say that.
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 02:06 PM
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OP openly admits to worship of the father of lies, at what point do you think he will start telling the truth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73023093


I didn't say that either.
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 02:09 PM
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Oh, it's still there. Nasty business really.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39862989


Sounds boring. Think I'll keep the "binds" that tie me
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


The idea is that if your name isn't in the book of life, your soul is already sold. That's the (likely shoddy) arrangement I'm looking to improve upon.
 Quoting: Attar


The Book of Life can only be edited by God Himself....it is a living document that is based upon our faith and belief in Jesus up until our very last breath.
Therefore all who call upon the Name of Jesus Christ will be saved.

Those who continue to reject Him will not.......
 Quoting: daughter in NYC


And they're the ones my offer is geared towards.

Last Edited by Attar on 09/19/2016 02:26 PM
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 02:15 PM
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It's urs for free

I want Nothing - unconditional
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I don't have a problem with that. Do you have some kind of a name?

Last Edited by Attar on 09/19/2016 02:20 PM
Attar  (OP)

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Re: Sell me your soul
You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) and give it to you. The closer you get to what you want, the more of your soul is mine but you make up for that with spiritual currency you earn through your improved position in life. The farther you get from the deal, the more of your soul is yours and the stronger of a devil you'll be in your own right when the time comes. Currency is experience, strength is free will.

Some requests might not be feasible, I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which alone is worth the price of admission and means special treatment when this cycle ends. Maybe even removal of your mark.

You might find this thread to be stupid, but this is a way to do it and I'm offering. If you're already damned, it's an upgrade, really.

Edit: I can also offer a choice of past lives, or to be an angel or demon yourself, depending on the person.

In no way does any deal made preclude the continued following of your current faith. To tge contrary, I recommend it.
 Quoting: Attar


Debt forgiveness for all of humanity. Revaluation of currency. Nikki
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71872915


Moloch.
Attar  (OP)

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09/19/2016 02:22 PM
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OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162


If that's all you want, I just need a name for you.

Last Edited by Attar on 09/19/2016 02:23 PM
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OP openly admits to worship of the father of lies, at what point do you think he will start telling the truth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73023093


I didn't say that either.
 Quoting: Attar


You did, you just said it in a different way.