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daughter in NYC

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Sounds boring. Think I'll keep the "binds" that tie me
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


The idea is that if your name isn't in the book of life, your soul is already sold. That's the (likely shoddy) arrangement I'm looking to improve upon.
 Quoting: Attar


The Book of Life can only be edited by God Himself....it is a living document that is based upon our faith and belief in Jesus up until our very last breath.
Therefore all who call upon the Name of Jesus Christ will be saved.

Those who continue to reject Him will not.......
 Quoting: daughter in NYC


And they're the ones my offer is geared towards.
 Quoting: Attar


They have hope in Jesus....even to the "end of the world"
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Romans 10:13King James Version (KJV)

13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
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OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162


If that's all you want, I just need a name for you.
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Jim. When should I check my bank statement?
Attar  (OP)

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OP openly admits to worship of the father of lies, at what point do you think he will start telling the truth?
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I didn't say that either.
 Quoting: Attar


You did, you just said it in a different way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73023379


I don't worship Satan.

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The idea is that if your name isn't in the book of life, your soul is already sold. That's the (likely shoddy) arrangement I'm looking to improve upon.
 Quoting: Attar


The Book of Life can only be edited by God Himself....it is a living document that is based upon our faith and belief in Jesus up until our very last breath.
Therefore all who call upon the Name of Jesus Christ will be saved.

Those who continue to reject Him will not.......
 Quoting: daughter in NYC


And they're the ones my offer is geared towards.
 Quoting: Attar


They have hope in Jesus....even to the "end of the world"
 Quoting: daughter in NYC


I'm not disagreeing with you. But the Bible also says there will be goats, tares, wicked, and dealers of iniquity. It's unfortunate, but in such a case I case I can help.
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Romans 10:13King James Version (KJV)

13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
 Quoting: daughter in NYC


Matthew 7:21-23

"Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity."

Is my only point.
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OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162


If that's all you want, I just need a name for you.
 Quoting: Attar


Jim. When should I check my bank statement?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162


Moloch, and probably not until after you've deposited it.
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Attar in the search of people's souls you have lost your own, you sad small boy
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OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162


Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money.

Better yet, ignore this asshole troll.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

Killer Bunny
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Attar in the search of people's souls you have lost your own, you sad small boy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73023902


So just since last night? Because this would be my first clutch.
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Be gone Attar. You have no place here. I command you in my name to desist: JUSTIN.

Try taking my soul! I ask that you find me, talk to me in person and listen very carefully to what I say to you for three hours. Then you will give me your soul of your own volition and cancel the contract. Here is my loaction GB NG32 3RB 5.

I wait.

Deal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72970357


He already admitted to being low-level.. It's going to be a short game of cat and mouse
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


I didn't say that.
 Quoting: Attar


You don't have to -- it is obvious.

You do not have the power to give anything -- you do not have the authority to accept anything. You will be lucky if your "master" does not crush you for entertainment value.

Go away.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

Killer Bunny
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What timeframe does this agreement work? If I wanted to see God today can you make that happen?
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You're not getting my soul. If you really wanted to help, you would give without taking. Help is not help when it comes with a price.
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OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162


Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money.

Better yet, ignore this asshole troll.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


You could weaponize those pennies, make a penny shooter. It might be fun. chuckle

Sure as hell not rolling up a gabillion pennies to cash in.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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Oh, good afternoon.

Still mostly penis enlargement requests?
Sit a spell.
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OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162


Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money.

Better yet, ignore this asshole troll.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I'm not an asshole or a troll.
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Are you a Demiurge? hiding
Attar  (OP)

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Be gone Attar. You have no place here. I command you in my name to desist: JUSTIN.

Try taking my soul! I ask that you find me, talk to me in person and listen very carefully to what I say to you for three hours. Then you will give me your soul of your own volition and cancel the contract. Here is my loaction GB NG32 3RB 5.

I wait.

Deal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72970357


He already admitted to being low-level.. It's going to be a short game of cat and mouse
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


I didn't say that.
 Quoting: Attar


You don't have to -- it is obvious.

You do not have the power to give anything -- you do not have the authority to accept anything. You will be lucky if your "master" does not crush you for entertainment value.

Go away.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I'm who I say I am, but you're obviously entitled to your own opinion.

You seem to have some kind of problem with me, and I don't know why.
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OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162


Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money.

Better yet, ignore this asshole troll.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


You could weaponize those pennies, make a penny shooter. It might be fun. chuckle

Sure as hell not rolling up a gabillion pennies to cash in.
 Quoting: Deplorable Debauchery


We can shackle Op to the wall and flick pennies in his direction. Let's see if he is mighty and powerful enough to save himself from 20 million tiny penny bruises.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

Killer Bunny
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What timeframe does this agreement work? If I wanted to see God today can you make that happen?
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It depends on what you want. I can't get you to see God today, no. But eventually, yes.
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OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162


Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money.

Better yet, ignore this asshole troll.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I'm not an asshole or a troll.
 Quoting: Attar


You are both, or maybe you are just a troll's asshole.

Did you learn nothing from the jade flames?
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

Killer Bunny
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He already admitted to being low-level.. It's going to be a short game of cat and mouse
 Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq


I didn't say that.
 Quoting: Attar


You don't have to -- it is obvious.

You do not have the power to give anything -- you do not have the authority to accept anything. You will be lucky if your "master" does not crush you for entertainment value.

Go away.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I'm who I say I am, but you're obviously entitled to your own opinion.

You seem to have some kind of problem with me, and I don't know why.
 Quoting: Attar


Work on introspection, it will be revealed.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

Killer Bunny
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You're not getting my soul. If you really wanted to help, you would give without taking. Help is not help when it comes with a price.
 Quoting: DeplorableTransfeara


If you're saved, I don't even want it. If you're not, then your soul is already sold. I'm saying sell it to me specifically, and it can only help.
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OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162


Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money.

Better yet, ignore this asshole troll.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I'm not an asshole or a troll.
 Quoting: Attar


You are both, or maybe you are just a troll's asshole.

Did you learn nothing from the jade flames?
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I'm not that either and I'd appreciate keeping things civil.

I don't know what the Jade flames are.
Attar  (OP)

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I didn't say that.
 Quoting: Attar


You don't have to -- it is obvious.

You do not have the power to give anything -- you do not have the authority to accept anything. You will be lucky if your "master" does not crush you for entertainment value.

Go away.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I'm who I say I am, but you're obviously entitled to your own opinion.

You seem to have some kind of problem with me, and I don't know why.
 Quoting: Attar


Work on introspection, it will be revealed.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


You're the one calling names, to be honest.

I've said who I am and why I'm here, in other threads. Whatever you don't like about that isn't a reflection of myself. And if you're unaware, even worse.
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Are you a Demiurge? hiding
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An archon.
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ok. Give me $1.
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Any particular time frame?
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Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money.

Better yet, ignore this asshole troll.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I'm not an asshole or a troll.
 Quoting: Attar


You are both, or maybe you are just a troll's asshole.

Did you learn nothing from the jade flames?
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I'm not that either and I'd appreciate keeping things civil.

I don't know what the Jade flames are.
 Quoting: Attar


You are anything but civil.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

Killer Bunny
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You don't have to -- it is obvious.

You do not have the power to give anything -- you do not have the authority to accept anything. You will be lucky if your "master" does not crush you for entertainment value.

Go away.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


I'm who I say I am, but you're obviously entitled to your own opinion.

You seem to have some kind of problem with me, and I don't know why.
 Quoting: Attar


Work on introspection, it will be revealed.
 Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith


You're the one calling names, to be honest.

I've said who I am and why I'm here, in other threads. Whatever you don't like about that isn't a reflection of myself. And if you're unaware, even worse.
 Quoting: Attar


Take your meds.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

Killer Bunny
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What is the easiest thing you can do for the little people? Let's get this sold today! I would like to be fully awake in this tim.line can you amke that happen? 30 days? A lifetime. Or how about the next 10 people I see that need some anonymous help you sprinkle some angle sparkles on them.