Sell me your soul

So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing.


Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit.

'Bout time.

You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) and give it to you. The closer you get to what you want, the more of your soul is mine but you make up for that with spiritual currency you earn through your improved position in life. The farther you get from the deal, the more of your soul is yours and the stronger of a devil you'll be in your own right when the time comes. Currency is experience, strength is free will.

Some requests might not be feasible, I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which alone is worth the price of admission and means special treatment when this cycle ends. Maybe even removal of your mark.

You might find this thread to be stupid, but this is a way to do it and I'm offering. If you're already damned, it's an upgrade, really.

OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?

OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?

OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands.

1. An end to violence in all its many forms.
2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will.

So, we have a deal?

So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing.


Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit.

'Bout time.

Keep my family safe n happy so they each live long happy lives and want for nothing
Meet those demands
U got a deal

If you believe in atman, I've got a soul to sell ya.

I already have everything I want.

How many individuals? And do you have a name?

And for eternity?

5 individuals
I am the one they call fisherman

There is a timetable to take into account, but otherwise yes, we do. What is your name, or a name for you?

Oh hell, if you can give me and my people immortality then it's a deal. I want to see the shit hit the fan, live through it, then watch the rebuild.

I believe I do.

What would you like for it?

I can also offer a choice of past lives and to be an angel yourself, depending on the individual.

But im curious qhat you think mine's worth.

Can you see individual souls?

OK fine, the timetable is within one year. Meet my demands as payment and I'll give you my name and complete the deal.

Now you better get crackin', you got a lot of work to do!

Who and how many are your people?