Sell me your soul

A decade ??? Fuck off you son of a whore!

Whether or not I sense your worth it. And it depends on how much you ask for. The guy who wants a million is going to have to wait a decade. It should take a lot less time to procure a raise at work, promotion, or a better job offer.

If what you described happened, you'd be on the creditors end of the bargain, as I described. Basically, I'd owe you.

I need a job offer like asap, I don't want much, nice job before oct 16 2016.
my kids to be happy, but me with a good job can do that.
And a better understanding on my purpose on earth since in my past I tried killing myself and did not succeed when dr.'s said I should have? can u give knowledge?

I'm not role-playing. There are individuals on this forum who view the book if life as the Borg collective. Others view new Zion as a cage, or the lake of fire as source.

I can only help them and anyone else who isn't already saved, which is greater than ninety percent of you.

If you would like to make a deal, I can factor all of that in. I would not recommend trying that again I'd rather not suppose. But, most of that should be taken care of for you by our go-between.

I can't guarantee within a month but I can promise better than otherwise. Correcting the ship would be what it would be.

I have a close friend in RL who says he glimpsed the book of life one time. It was an accident, so he claims. I guess he was sorta good at traveling plains/dimensions/waves, whatever you want to call the time line. Anyway, so he glimpsed it for not even a second, he said, but in doing so he was left with a curse/gift (depends I guess). Now, whenever he meets someone new, he sees a random piece of their future and sometimes it can even be their death. He doesn't like to talk about it and he never elaborated.

I can do it on my own, it may be the long hard way but ill get there when God wants me to be there. He has a bigger plain for me, he is not done with me on this earth he put me here for something don't know what but I know its special.

(my mother had her tubes tied before I was born and had a dream god put his hand on her stomach and said "I open thy womb" and a month later my mom was prego with me)

Lol...

What do you want?

Op what is my soul worth?

Well like I said, if you're convinced you're saved I shouldn't be able to offer you much.

You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) and give it to you. The closer you get to what you want, the more of your soul is mine but you make up for that with spiritual currency you earn through your improved position in life. The farther you get from the deal, the more of your soul is yours and the stronger of a devil you'll be in your own right when the time comes. Currency is experience, strength is free will.

Some requests might not be feasible, I may counteroffer.

Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which alone is worth the price of admission and means special treatment when this cycle ends. Maybe even removal of your mark.

You might find this thread to be stupid, but this is a way to do it and I'm offering. If you're already damned, it's an upgrade, really.

Edit: I can also offer a choice of past lives, or to be an angel or demon yourself, depending on the person.

In no way does any deal made preclude the continued following of your current faith. To tge contrary, I recommend it.

shut up man.. people with millions of dollars come to glp.

next thing you know, you're blowing clowns at the rodeo with quammie for 4050 dollars

shut up man.. people with millions of dollars come to glp.

next thing you know, you're blowing clowns at the rodeo with quammie for 4050 dollars

Op what is my soul worth?

It doesn't really work this way usually.

Usually those in the Baptism of Christ (Holy Spirit baptism) fall by overcoming the Holy Spirit or doing violence (It's in 1 Peter 4 "let no man").

If the fallen were all rich they wouldn't be riding the bus and/or living on the streets. Those are just bodies for the antichrist spirit to use...

a short cut is what I was looking for, tired of doing things the right way and not seeing the harvest of my seed.
I lost faith in God a few weeks back, but I end up going back.

I'm not role-playing. There are individuals on this forum who view the book if life as the Borg collective. Others view new Zion as a cage, or the lake of fire as source.

I can only help them and anyone else who isn't already saved, which is greater than ninety percent of you.

Alright, I've been thinking.

You said previously that you could supersede such manners as I have already undertaken. Does this mean you still have some sort of access to, or use of, one such as mine?

If so, I'll make you a deal: It's yours. Enjoy. Nothing asked in return except that you remember me. You don't even have to like me. Use as you please.

All in much the same manner as before...

What do you say?

Tip: you are all kinds of messed up if you ain't playin'

take your pick.

No need to fix, but deal done.

I wish you luck.

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