Sell me your soul

Ok clear.
Am up to my eyeballs in debt, am emotional drained, have 4 kids and a wife who have a very hard time to adapt to.our current society including my self, feel like i do not belong here. I think that i am being held back on a energetic level or karmic level, in many aspects of my life. I believe most of us already sold our souls before.

There a a few things; I want my family and me to be free from restrictions, on every aspect of our current life, afterlife and all of our next and past lifes, emotionally, physically, financially, spiritualy. Is that feasable?

Sure.

Only if you never come back to this forum ever again.

And quit sending dick pics to seer.

She's not interested bro

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Pirates don't often give up their plunder, eh?

It's not written as a request.

Remit now or be swallowed by universal antibodies.

Whats your linkedin account?

Yes, and no. Some of what you want is on the way, but not around the corner. I can make things better until then, how much better is between you and your devil.

Almost all of you are supposed to have sold your souls even recently, I'm a better deal is all. Wait a short time for some of it, a bit longer for the rest of it. It's a second chance, really.

This means I think other people take it seriously too.

go sloot it out.
i'm no monster

You're a bonafide Rumpelstiltskin

I'm fortunately immune.

Right, 'cause you aren't really a channel. :P

It's only for the moment, but I promise I can't hurt. It's just a matter of what you'd like.

So would you like to make a deal?

It's already done. You're probably fine.

All i'd do is call it in anyway.

I don't follow you.

but I shaved my head and dyed it grey

Not taking the bait. There's always a catch.

Aye. It was for them.

Have a nice day!

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I'm negotiating from a position of weakness, is the catch. You should already be in a bind of sorts, as it were. I can easily enough drastically improve your outlook.

Not even close bro. You must be way off your game tonight. Into the pit with you.

If you're not in a bind then your name is written in the book of life, or you are and you just don't know it. Either way if I can't help you, I can't help you.

What do you want with all these souls anyways

They compress 'em to make energy.

And then what? Where does the consciousness go?

Oh, it's still there. Nasty business really.

Sounds boring. Think I'll keep the "binds" that tie me

Watch Feldman twerk

Thanks for your offer.
If you can make things better, are there any negative concequences for this live past or future lives? What has your deal concerning consequences for present past and future lives, has it any negative effect on the lives past present and future of my family members?

Thanks again