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hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...

 
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hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails.


So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail...


Im getting bored.
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09/21/2016 10:00 PM
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Just rapture your own soul OP

God bless
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09/21/2016 10:08 PM
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Maybe they're gone?
What exactly are they worshipping here?

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09/21/2016 10:11 PM
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Do you believe in Jesus, OP?
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Do you believe in Jesus, OP?
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Do you believe in life after death? Or do you believe in soul sleep, that none of the dead will ever live again unless Jesus returns and raises them out of the cold grave, and in order to not suffer that fate, you desperately need the Rapture.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Judethz made a thread just a few days ago. That should be good enough for you OP
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
stop bragging your godless kinds own failed predictions and lies
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Do you believe in Jesus, OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24296326


Do you believe in life after death? Or do you believe in soul sleep, that none of the dead will ever live again unless Jesus returns and raises them out of the cold grave, and in order to not suffer that fate, you desperately need the Rapture.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62503269


If we put our trust and faith in Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior, then we will have everlasting life even after the death of our physical bodies.

Regarding the timing and exact procedure of the rapture and second coming, I will have to defer to the Bible my friend. I haven't spent enough time on this.

1 Cor 15 and 1 Thess 4 are good Scriptures on the rapture.

Luke 16:22 is an interesting passage on Abraham's bosom.
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09/22/2016 10:44 AM
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Maybe the rapture happened, but there are simply so few people qualified that nobody noticed it.
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09/22/2016 10:50 AM
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails.


So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail...


Im getting bored.
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Don't you get it? They've already been raptured! DUH!
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
There is a rapture scheduled to take place today.

Its rapture boner time again.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Maybe the rapture happened, but there are simply so few people qualified that nobody noticed it.
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If it did ever happen only about 3 or 4 would qualify.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Maybe they're gone?
 Quoting: 7thAdamu


Like all together in a religious orgy?
 Quoting: Chip


They gathered up a few children and are now doing a "Judethz" on em.
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09/22/2016 08:28 PM
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Rapture is Protestant myth. Wont happen.
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09/22/2016 08:33 PM
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Rapture is Protestant myth. Wont happen.
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You sure about that..So the guy had a spelling problem way back when.

Looks like it should have said was.."Rap is torture, it will be around during the end times...All will try to make themselves scarce" something like that.

congratulations all, you made the era of the fall...It is Fall by the way.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails.


So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail...


Im getting bored.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73037332


Get used to it because one day it's really gonna happen.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
There are 2 fails impending.


Today was sposed to be a rapture.

Then there is the upcoming oct 3rd fail.

Id like to know what the fuck they are gonna use after this one fails and their jubileee number tarding fails just like their blood moon number tarding did.

Its 50 years till the next jubilee.

If all goes well the fuckheadz will just SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP until a year before the next jubilee.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
There are 2 fails impending.


Today was sposed to be a rapture.

Then there is the upcoming oct 3rd fail.

Id like to know what the fuck they are gonna use after this one fails and their jubileee number tarding fails just like their blood moon number tarding did.

Its 50 years till the next jubilee.

If all goes well the fuckheadz will just SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP until a year before the next jubilee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73045197


Highly doubt we will make it to the next one. Have you forgotten about Fukushima? Don't think it's fixed yet.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Thread: M 6.4 - OFF EAST COAST OF HONSHU, JAPAN - 2016-09-23 00:14:35 UTC
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
There are 2 fails impending.


Today was sposed to be a rapture.

Then there is the upcoming oct 3rd fail.

Id like to know what the fuck they are gonna use after this one fails and their jubileee number tarding fails just like their blood moon number tarding did.

Its 50 years till the next jubilee.

If all goes well the fuckheadz will just SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP until a year before the next jubilee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73045197


Highly doubt we will make it to the next one. Have you forgotten about Fukushima? Don't think it's fixed yet.
 Quoting: Petrus


Yes we will all be dead by then.

But there are always survivors.

Mutated maybe...but alive.

I wonder if they will even give a shit by then.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails.


So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail...


Im getting bored.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73037332


Are you the maintainer of the infamous rapture list?
And the Burn in Hell list?

I tip my hat to you good Sir & offer you as many virtual beers as you can drink!

dasbier dasbier dasbier


Shit, have a bong too!
bonghit bonghit bonghit
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails.


So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail...


Im getting bored.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73037332


Translation: "I like the cock". chuckle
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
watch as the kgb and its proxies are taking down the usa
leaders who support the palestinians they are kgb proxies
just like obama


people will scoff
dont date set its silly


check out john haller
superior word
and zero hedge


we all know scoffers will appear
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails.


So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail...


Im getting bored.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73037332


Are you the maintainer of the infamous rapture list?
And the Burn in Hell list?

I tip my hat to you good Sir & offer you as many virtual beers as you can drink!

dasbier dasbier dasbier


Shit, have a bong too!
bonghit bonghit bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73045671


Yes i maintain those lists.

They are about to be lengthened....again....for the hudredth time.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Raptures are for the lulls between astroids, major earthquakes, and the various natural and man made disasterous catastrophes and events that we all mark on our calendars.

Just be content with the asteroid doom for now and check back in early October.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Raptures are for the lulls between astroids, major earthquakes, and the various natural and man made disasterous catastrophes and events that we all mark on our calendars.

Just be content with the asteroid doom for now and check back in early October.
 Quoting: LucyAnna


Gonna have to now.

The sept 23rd one just failed.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails.


So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail...


Im getting bored.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73037332


Are you the maintainer of the infamous rapture list?
And the Burn in Hell list?

I tip my hat to you good Sir & offer you as many virtual beers as you can drink!

dasbier dasbier dasbier


Shit, have a bong too!
bonghit bonghit bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73045671


Yes i maintain those lists.

They are about to be lengthened....again....for the hudredth time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73045197


wow...i just saw the list .... that is impressive work there!

quite some maintenance

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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Why so obsessed?
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Each day, you get closer to the lake of fire. Foolish people are foolish.
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Each day, us rapture fuckheads get closer to the list of fail. Foolish people are foolish.
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Fixed
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Re: hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and...
Each day, us rapture fuckheads get closer to the list of fail. Foolish people are foolish.
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Fixed
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Scoffertards...you're in the bible too!

Your type was long ago predicted to come around pissing and moaning...given a date, you will only mock.
Basking in your own self declared, supposed justification and intellect. Self sanctification is a long and lonely road.

So, even/if after the rapture happens, and you're honest enough to admit what happened, will you still be singing the same tune until the 2nd coming...?


2 Peter 3:3-4New International Version (NIV)

3 Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 4 They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.”





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