hey rapture fuckheads....why no new fails? its been nearly a week since the last one....and... | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 62503269 ![]() 09/21/2016 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do you believe in life after death? Or do you believe in soul sleep, that none of the dead will ever live again unless Jesus returns and raises them out of the cold grave, and in order to not suffer that fate, you desperately need the Rapture. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24296326 ![]() 09/21/2016 10:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do you believe in life after death? Or do you believe in soul sleep, that none of the dead will ever live again unless Jesus returns and raises them out of the cold grave, and in order to not suffer that fate, you desperately need the Rapture. If we put our trust and faith in Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior, then we will have everlasting life even after the death of our physical bodies. Regarding the timing and exact procedure of the rapture and second coming, I will have to defer to the Bible my friend. I haven't spent enough time on this. 1 Cor 15 and 1 Thess 4 are good Scriptures on the rapture. Luke 16:22 is an interesting passage on Abraham's bosom. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72276352 ![]() 09/22/2016 10:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73037332 So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail... Im getting bored. Don't you get it? They've already been raptured! DUH! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71690411 ![]() 09/22/2016 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You sure about that..So the guy had a spelling problem way back when. Looks like it should have said was.."Rap is torture, it will be around during the end times...All will try to make themselves scarce" something like that. congratulations all, you made the era of the fall...It is Fall by the way. |
Petrus User ID: 72839845 ![]() 09/22/2016 08:43 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73037332 So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail... Im getting bored. Get used to it because one day it's really gonna happen. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73045197 ![]() 09/22/2016 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are 2 fails impending. Today was sposed to be a rapture. Then there is the upcoming oct 3rd fail. Id like to know what the fuck they are gonna use after this one fails and their jubileee number tarding fails just like their blood moon number tarding did. Its 50 years till the next jubilee. If all goes well the fuckheadz will just SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP until a year before the next jubilee. |
Petrus User ID: 72839845 ![]() 09/22/2016 08:50 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are 2 fails impending. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73045197 Today was sposed to be a rapture. Then there is the upcoming oct 3rd fail. Id like to know what the fuck they are gonna use after this one fails and their jubileee number tarding fails just like their blood moon number tarding did. Its 50 years till the next jubilee. If all goes well the fuckheadz will just SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP until a year before the next jubilee. Highly doubt we will make it to the next one. Have you forgotten about Fukushima? Don't think it's fixed yet. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73045197 ![]() 09/22/2016 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are 2 fails impending. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73045197 Today was sposed to be a rapture. Then there is the upcoming oct 3rd fail. Id like to know what the fuck they are gonna use after this one fails and their jubileee number tarding fails just like their blood moon number tarding did. Its 50 years till the next jubilee. If all goes well the fuckheadz will just SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP until a year before the next jubilee. Highly doubt we will make it to the next one. Have you forgotten about Fukushima? Don't think it's fixed yet. Yes we will all be dead by then. But there are always survivors. Mutated maybe...but alive. I wonder if they will even give a shit by then. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73045671 ![]() 09/22/2016 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73037332 So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail... Im getting bored. Are you the maintainer of the infamous rapture list? And the Burn in Hell list? I tip my hat to you good Sir & offer you as many virtual beers as you can drink! ![]() ![]() ![]() Shit, have a bong too! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 40134575 ![]() 09/22/2016 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | watch as the kgb and its proxies are taking down the usa leaders who support the palestinians they are kgb proxies just like obama people will scoff dont date set its silly check out john haller superior word and zero hedge we all know scoffers will appear |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73045197 ![]() 09/22/2016 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73037332 So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail... Im getting bored. Are you the maintainer of the infamous rapture list? And the Burn in Hell list? I tip my hat to you good Sir & offer you as many virtual beers as you can drink! ![]() ![]() ![]() Shit, have a bong too! ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes i maintain those lists. They are about to be lengthened....again....for the hudredth time. |
LucyAnna User ID: 72292782 ![]() 09/22/2016 10:03 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Raptures are for the lulls between astroids, major earthquakes, and the various natural and man made disasterous catastrophes and events that we all mark on our calendars. Just be content with the asteroid doom for now and check back in early October. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73045197 ![]() 09/23/2016 05:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Raptures are for the lulls between astroids, major earthquakes, and the various natural and man made disasterous catastrophes and events that we all mark on our calendars. Quoting: LucyAnna Just be content with the asteroid doom for now and check back in early October. Gonna have to now. The sept 23rd one just failed. |
BMKSY User ID: 72274748 ![]() 09/23/2016 05:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glp is boooring without a new rapture fail to add to the ever growing list of rapture fails. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73037332 So..get number tarding and talking to the voice in yiur head which you think is god and come up with a new fail... Im getting bored. Are you the maintainer of the infamous rapture list? And the Burn in Hell list? I tip my hat to you good Sir & offer you as many virtual beers as you can drink! ![]() ![]() ![]() Shit, have a bong too! ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes i maintain those lists. They are about to be lengthened....again....for the hudredth time. wow...i just saw the list .... that is impressive work there! quite some maintenance G-d spoke all these words, to respond: "I am the Lord, your G-d, Who took you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall not have the gods of others in My presence. You shall not make for yourself a graven image or any likeness which is in the heavens above, which is on the earth below, or which is in the water beneath the earth. You shall neither prostrate yourself before them nor worship them, for I, the Lord, your G-d, am a zealous G-d, Who visits the iniquity of the fathers upon the sons, upon the third and the fourth generation of those who hate Me, and perform loving kindness to thousands [of generations], to those who love Me and to those who keep My commandments." ~ Exodus 20:1-6 "Woe to those who say of the evil that it is good and of the good that it is evil; who present darkness as light and light as darkness, who present bitter as sweet and sweet as bitter." ~Isaiah 5:20 "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt [link to immigrationcounters.com] “America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.”~ Alexis de Tocqueville “Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith.” ~ Alexis de Tocqueville I'm voting for Hillary!!! [link to youtu.be (secure)] ....... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 64733893 ![]() 09/23/2016 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Each day, us rapture fuckheads get closer to the list of fail. Foolish people are foolish. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73032428 Fixed Scoffertards...you're in the bible too! Your type was long ago predicted to come around pissing and moaning...given a date, you will only mock. Basking in your own self declared, supposed justification and intellect. Self sanctification is a long and lonely road. So, even/if after the rapture happens, and you're honest enough to admit what happened, will you still be singing the same tune until the 2nd coming...? 2 Peter 3:3-4New International Version (NIV) 3 Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 4 They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.” |