Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I withheld 17,500 emails, 81 of which were considered “CLASSIFIED” when written, after I was told to turn all emails over to the FBI.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “When I told FBI that I did not know that ‘C’ before a paragraph meant it was ‘CLASSIFIED.’”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I was able to keep the media quiet about the millions of dollars that Comey (head of FBI, who used to work for HSBC bank who laundered Mexican cartel drug money) accepted from a Clinton Foundation defense contractor, Comey’s former membership on a Clinton Foundation corporate partner’s board, and his surprising financial relationship with his brother Peter Comey, who works at the law firm that does the Clinton Foundation’s taxes.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “When I told the FBI that I had NOT been briefed on Classified Info procedures, when I actually signed for it.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I ordered ‘an intense round of deleting’ weeks after lawmakers subpoenaed my emails following the New York Times report exposing my secret server.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “I failed to provide any of my 13 mobile devices, that the FBI associated with my Secretary of State clinton.com email address, requested by the Dept. of Justice.:
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “My staff lost both a laptop and a thumb drive containing my 2013 archive of Secretary of State emails.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “When I call you a racist for wanting to build a wall and deport illegals, but I promoted the same thing in 2006.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How when I was Secretary, I was speared in a phishing attack, after I clicked on a porn link.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How Bill, when President, approved the sale of sensitive U.S. missile technology to China following donations from a key missile manufacturer to his campaign.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “After I was subpoenaed, I deleted more emails, than I sent to the State Dept.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “I claimed I couldn’t answer FBI questions, due to my brain injury.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I blamed my concussion for not remembering briefings detailing how to preserve government information (emails).”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies,
and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How Judicial Watch somehow requested that the State Department produce 10 sets of records from the non-state.gov email account of my aid, Huma Abedin. JW claims I turned the State Department into a global revenue stream. JW claims the scope of my pay-for-play corruption is simply staggering. You just wait until I’m President!”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How Sid Blumenthal—who in 2011 was not working for the U.S. Government in any capacity and had not held security clearances in a decade—was reading above-top-secret NSA reports just hours after they appeared in tightly restricted GAMMA channels.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the
benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the $65.4 million Bill made from writing, consulting & speaking during my 4 years as Secretary of State?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How Bill was paid $17.6 million by Laureate International University (LIU), then I made them part of my State Dept. Global Partnership & then my State Department funneled tens of millions of tax payer dollars to LIU’s International Youth Foundation (2010 $15.1M, 2011 $14.6M, 2012 $25.5M).”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The joke Iran Nuke deal?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How Bill & I protected the Mena Arkansas CIA drug running & money laundering operation”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving the Red Chinese a military base at Long Beach, California”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving the Panama Canal to the Red Chinese”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving 20 nuclear breeder reactors, loaded with weapons grade plutonium, each costing U.S. tax payers $5.128B, to the Red Chinese”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving 2 nuclear breeder reactors, loaded with weapons grade plutonium, each costing U.S. tax payers $5.128B, to North Korea”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “By signing the NAFTA & CAFTA treaties, eliminating U.S. borders and U.S. sovereignty”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “By signing the WTO TREASON, eliminating import tariffs for Red Chinese goods, crushing the U.S. economy, creating the biggest wealth transfer in human history”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “I did not reveal 1,100 foreign donations to my foundation”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I hid foreign donations include four totaling $2.35 million from Ian Telfer, the former head of one of the Russian government’s uranium companies, Uranium One”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I forced the Crown Prince of Bahrain to pledge $32 million to the Clinton Global Initiative, via the Clinton Foundation, to get access to the me, when I was secretary of state.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I got Casey Wasserman, a millionaire Hollywood sports entertainment executive and President of the Wasserman Foundation. Wasserman to donate between $5 million and $10 million to the Clinton Foundation through the Wasserman Foundation.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I granted almost immediate access to Slimfast tycoon S. Daniel Abraham, after he gave between $5 million and $10 million to the Clinton Foundation.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Why my State Dept. approved the transfer of 20% of all U.S. uranium to Russia while not disclosing to the Obama administration that nine investors in that uranium deal funneled $145 million to the Clinton Foundation”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Why my brother, Tony Rodham, sat on the board of a company that received a rare “gold exploitation permit” from the Haitian government while I was dispersing billions of U.S. taxpayer dollars in Haiti earthquake disaster relief”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary:” How I hid $2.35 million in Clinton Foundation donations from the head of one of the Russian government’s uranium companies”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary:”How Bill received $500,000 for a Moscow investment bank, linked to the Kremlin, speech promoting Uranium One stock.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Why Bill Clinton was taking any money from a bank linked to the Kremlin while I was Secretary of State”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Why my current campaign chairman, John Podesta, sat on the board of a company alongside Russian officials that received $35 million from Rusnano, Vladimir Putin’s funding apparatus.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Why DNC colluded with swastika media (ABC, CBS, NBC & CNN) against Bernie Sanders”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary:”How 17 out of 20 countries that have donated to the Clinton Foundation saw increases in arms exports authorized by Hillary Clinton's State Department.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I set up an illegal DNC slush fund to launder donor money”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How Vince Foster shot himself twice. Once in the jaw once in the back of his head.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I got CNN (Jake Tapper) to cooperate with DNC, by giving him questions to ask me”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “ How I got NY Times to illegally cooperate and co-host DNC events”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I got NBC (Chuck Todd) to cooperate with DNC to pressure other NBC hosts to go easy on me”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I got NBC’s Mat Lauer (“notable member” of C.C.F.F.) to NOT ask any questions about our Clinton Crime Family Foundation (C.C.F.F.) Pay-For-Play activities during televised “Commander-in-Chief Forum on 9/7/16.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I got away with wearing a stealth “earpiece” (to receive real time coaching to keep my lies straight and read me my prepared answers to Mat’s prepared questions that my handlers gave to him) during the Mat Lauer ‘Commander-in-Chief Forum’ on 9/7/16.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I got the Justice Department to shut down the investigation into the connections between my State Department operations and the Clinton Crime Family Foundation influence pedaling, over riding several FBI field office requests.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I rewarded hundreds of Clinton Foundation donors with seats on advisory boards while Secretary of State.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Why the Wall street Journal has suspicions of Bill’s pay-for-play arrangement with the perfume industry.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How Bill effectively closed down the Clinton Global Initiative, and Clinton Foundation, but Chelsea will still be running them.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How Bill’s birthday party was attended by people who donated up to $250,000 to the Clinton Foundation for tickets.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I started a campaign to build a $350 million endowment for the Clinton Foundation, so even if it stopped raising money, that endowment would allow the Foundation to operate.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How only 6% of the Clinton Foundation is actually spent on charitable endeavors.”
Trump: “The Salvation Army spends about 90% on verifiable charity endeavors.” “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I engaged in guerrilla warfare with Charity Navigator, because they didn’t give the Clinton Foundation favorable marks.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How the Clinton Foundation claims they have done great work in HIV/AIDS space. Bill has financial and business deals with an Indian company supplying HIV/AIDS drugs banned by the FDA & World Health Organization.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I plan upon not being limited by U.S. ethics laws, conflict of interest laws, nor anti self enrichment laws, when I am President of the U.S.”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I got DNC to finance Ted Cruz’s attack on Trump campaign”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “How I wrote an open letter to Wells Fargo customers promising to take action regarding employees opening fake accounts in customer names, even though in 2011, the bank, , gave between $10,001 and $25,000, and the foundation gave between $100,001 to $250,000, to our Clinton Foundation. Wells Fargo even gave Bill $200,000 for a speech. Like I am going to give them any grief, or return the money!”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: "When Bill and I took political contributions and let those who donated stay a night in the White House in the Lincoln Bedroom. It was a trial run for what we were going to do later with the Clinton Foundation,"
Trump: “You mean I could have stayed in the White House! Err, the other one.”

Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office?”
Trump: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one.