Who Sent The New York Times Donald Trump’s Taxes? I'm Gonna Go With ‘Marla Maples’

Some time after your Wonkette put down the computer and picked up her Saturday night bong, the New York Times did Donald Trump the magnificent favor of proving just how “smart” and “genius” he is, by showing the first page of three state tax returns from 1995. Those tax returns — and please, take a seat and ensure all pregnant women or children (not pregnant children, hopefully!) are out of the room — show Trump might not have paid any federal taxes for a full 18 years!

This is because Donald Trump is very bad at business, and showed a loss of $916 million in just one year!

So who sent Donald Trump’s taxes to the New York Times? WELL!

Three people signed those documents: Donald Trump, his accountant who confirmed their authenticity, and his then-wife Marla Maples.

Who has moved to New York City (from which the tax returns were sent) to be near her daughter, Tiffany, whom Trump has pretty steadfastly ignored all her life, and she tries so hard for his approval and he keeps forgetting she exists, and it’s actually really sad? Marla Maples.

Who seems like an okay lady who’s trying to be some light in the world? Marla Maples.

Whom did Donald Trump reportedly coerce into posing for Playboy when she really didn’t want to, because he is the most hypocritical man who has EVER LIVED? One guess, and it is Marla Maples.

We are just saying, the end.

[link to wonkette.com]