It's all a question of Ebonics.

Black people have everything white people do, it is just called something different:-

WHITE.....................BLACK

Doctor....................Cop
Ambul​ance.................Paddy Wagon
Treatment.................Night-stick beating
Yoga......................Rapping
Well......................Horny
Keep fit..................Rioting
Health Insurance..........Corner store hold-up
Overtime pay..............Escort services
Paying the Hospital bill..Frisking
Psychiatrist..............Big tits stripper
Perscription..............Crack cocaine
Hospital..................Morgue


So consider the following paragraph...

My psychiatrist recommended doing yoga to stay well, but last time I was doing keep fit, I felt unwell, so I spoke to my doctor and he gave me some treatment. Despite taking a perscription, I still felt unwell during keep fit. Fortunately I have health insurance and some overtime to pay so my doctor called an ambulance and sent me to hospital.

Becomes...

A stripper said that I should be a rapper to stay horny, but last time I was rioting, I stopped feeling horny then a cop pulled me over and gave me a night-stick beating. Despite sniffing crack cocaine, I still did not feel horny. Fortunately I had just held-up a corner store and have been offering some male escort services, so the cops came along, frisked me of my cash, threw me in the paddy wagon and next thing I knew, I was down at the county morgue.